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the only bad thing about garlic is all the paperwork you have to do before you can even cut it up

look at that

layers and layers of bureaucratic bullshit

NT Moment #12

When loving something or someone means you have to learn everything about them.

#entp things #intp thoughts #c: entj #intj thoughts #interests #love #fascination #books #science #history #culture

homunculus-argument

the universe: okay, you’re a human. I gave you free will and a conscious mind, so you’re free to do whatever you want. So what do you wanna do?

human: GO FAST

the universe: well, you’re a perfect pursuit predator but if that’s the way you want to evolve, go ahead.

human, climbing on a horse: GO FAST

the universe: wait what

human, inventing the carriage, the car and the bullet train: GO FASTER

the universe: I IMPLORE YOU TO STOP

human, trying to figure out lightspeed travel: FAS T ER

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human:

THEORETICALLY MAXIMUM FAST

the universe:

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How will the people in the ship not get gibbed?

armedandgayngerous

Because the warp drive doesn’t actually accelerate the ship, it just makes the space in front of it smaller and the space behind it larger. Or something.

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it works like this

Objects cannot accelerate to the speed of light within normal spacetime; instead, the Alcubierre drive shifts space around an object so that the object would arrive at its destination faster than light would in normal space without breaking any physical laws.

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A WRINKLE IN TIME IS COMING TRUE

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We gonna be surfing gravity waves!!

COWABUNGA SPACE DUDES!

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I love how mankind’s solution to ftl is just to bend to rules of reality a little.

Universe: ok human, with the physical laws as they are you can’t go faster than the speed of light.

Humanity: ok, let me just figure out how to manipulate space time so I can go FASTER!

ciswhitethin

That’s literally how the ship in Futurama works lol the professor says the ship doesn’t move at all, it moves all of space around it. Can’t believe Futurama was right

NT Moment #11

When you feel the unquenchable urge to critique a fan fiction at two in the morning, using full paragraph formatting and proper grammar, because it just eats at you.

#not sure how relatable this is #mbti moodboard #some are surprisingly well written #ENTP #intp problems #I'll just tag the rest #intj thoughts #entj #though they probably went to bed before 11

NT Moment #10

Them: Have you no shame?

Me: That’s the goal.

#entj #intj #intp problems #entp aesthetic

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NT moment #9

When you are in an unfamiliar and stressful situation, your mind is working profusely, you are internally freaking out, and yet, your face looks completely indifferent.

NT moment #9

When you are in an unfamiliar and stressful situation, your mind is working profusely, you are internally freaking out, and yet, your face looks completely indifferent.

#this has happened more than once #entj #entp #intj problems #intp problems

NT’s and Flirting #2

NT: Hey, would you mind plugging this in? *gestures to phone*

SP: Yeah. *pause* Yeah, I’ll plug it in. I’ll plug it in real good, baby. You like that? Get it?

NT: Yeah, I know. I made that joke two minutes ago.

#it was at this moment #I crossed him off my list #ENTJ #INTJ #INTP #entp problems #flirtin' with disaster

NTs and Flirting #1

Flirter: “You have a bubble butt and it makes me so hot”

NT: That is biologically correct

#shot down #entj problems #intj #intp problems #entp problems #intj problems

NT Moment #6

When your catchphrase is

“Not completely sure, but pretty sure I’m right”

#entj #intj #intp problems #entp

Rational Moment #5

When this is a daily occurrence-

Savage Mode: Activated.

#entj problems #intj problems #entp #intp

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Rational Moment #4

When you’re enjoying dinner in the cafeteria with your roommate and they abuse the phrase “get out” one too many times while pointing toward the door, and you literally leave the room for a few minutes, just to teach them its proper use.

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Backstory: basically, my roommate loved to use the phrase 'get out' all the time, when I said something funny or outrageous by her standards. I mean, daily occurrence. She was always like "Get out of my house" and I was always like "But I live here" and she was always like "Nope. Get out" and I would turn jokingly to head out the door. I never did until the incident described in the main post, which occurred near the end of the school year. I went to get us drinks from the shop next door to the cafeteria.

#entj problems #rational

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I’m here to sell you something

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You will be fantastic, smart, and athletic. YEaH BaBY YeAh

#microcirculation #health #fitness

Rational Moment #4

When you’re enjoying dinner in the cafeteria with your roommate and they abuse the phrase “get out” one too many times while pointing toward the door, and you literally leave the room for a few minutes, just to teach them its proper use.

#entj problems #nonsense for nonsense #grammar is important #literal v figurative #entp problems #intj problems #intp problems