うっせーんだよ

18 * CA Such a tragedy to be coming across a blog like this one

[drinkyoudowntonight-deactivated]

I may be one horny mother fucker but I’m also one romantic mother fucker

[suspend]

Ancient Egyptians had fifty words for sand & the Eskimos had a hundred words for snow. I wish I had a thousand words for love, but all that comes to mind is the way you move against me while you sleep & there are no words for that.

Brian Andreas, Story People: Selected Stories & Drawings of Brian Andreas (via suspend)

[riverwindphotography]

[lifeshouldbeoncinemax]

[remanence-of-love]

[hplyrikz]

[deejay]

[stressedrayllumstan]

So i made this and put it on instagram and it completely blew up so i thought to upload it here

[gninjalady]

I love the young people

[dawnonthehorizon-blog1]

I’m simultaneously amused and terrified

[artistforsuckers-deactivated202]

Why is target the place to be for anyone of any age?

[blelbinems-deactivated20190925]

fucks sake

[doctordragon]

god dammit

[setsu-nana]

Okay now which one is clearer? 1?

or 2?

[heckheckhheck-deactivated201712]

S T O P

[lazy--tuesday-deactivated201806]

Maybe just take off the glasses!?

[turtlemuffinbutt]

[thelifeofbunches-deactivated201]

I have never related to a post more

[hanenicole3]

the fucking struggle 😭

[therosethtsmokesclouds-deactiva]

If this shit ain’t me 😒

[depressed-alone]

Me

[paper-mario-wiki]

[asillyandrandomname]

I want my husband to have this accent

[imthegirlwhowaited]

alright, that’s fine, that’s pretty con-fucking-venient 

[mitten]

♡ follow @devin.nyc on instagram ♡

[v3nice]

Someone: Are you taken? Me: Ya for granted

[be-happy-and-enjoy-the-life]

I love sleeping. You don’t spend any money and you don’t miss anyone.

Alyssa. (via be-happy-and-enjoy-the-life)

[twilight-theater]

[hedonist--poet-deactivated20240]

January 1st 2018 is a Monday. A fresh week, a fresh month and a fresh year. If you want to start over I don’t think you can possibly find a better time.

Hira (via hedonistpoet)

[mabylc]

me: not today, satan 

satan: you’ve been canceling our plans for weeks now. if it’s something i said, please just tell me

[ginkotree]

hey no offense but [just starts screaming]