Just-An-Uke-Demon

Fuck everything MWHAHAHAHA

[kendrajk]

YOU ONLY KEEP ONE BULL 

(Originally published in Comics For Choice)

[thehornedwitch-deactivated20211]

And the rest, my darlings, are meat.

[glitterandrocketfuel]

Never punched reblog so fast in my life

[avril-circus]

Miserable dad finally got help!

[caterjunes]

me, reading aloud a post i just saw on a Queen fanblog: okay but Aziraphale and Crowley are ‘car friend/gay who can’t drive’ solidarity

my roommate, Amias: bold of you to say Crowley can drive

me: him having a car is literally critical to the plot of the book

Amias: doesn’t mean he can drive.

me: are you saying Crowley’s belief that he can drive is the only reason he can?

Amias: yes that’s exactly what i’m saying.

me: if he suddenly was deprived of occult powers and got into a car he’d be like “what the fuck is this”? that’s what you’re saying?

Amias: yes!! look, he goes 110 miles an hour in the middle of London and things rearrange themselves around him, he couldn’t pass a traffic test if his life depended on it. crowley can’t actually drive he’s just doing magic constantly

me: …somehow you’ve convinced me

[wizardposting666]

It’s true and they should say it

[wizardposting666]

Crowley if he ever got stripped of his demonic powers:

Aziraphale:

[a-zira-fell]

I don’t have the book with me but that’s like canon because the Bentley drives by itself at one point while he does something else…

[gahdamnpunk]

This was a ride 😭😂

[cloudfreed]

[looks at Nick and sees no LGBTQ characters right now] ok

[historicaltimes]

Cleaning women washing a crucifix, 1938

via reddit

[thewolfbroughtindoors]

Me, thinking they’re hosing an emaciated child down the stairs: oh jesus…

Me, realizing it is in fact our lord and savior on the cross: oh, Jesus…

[jocollins]

i should not be laughing about that note

[best-of-memes]

[gingko-ghost]

Alphonse teaches independence and stranger danger

[samijen]

sadly

[theodoredechalons-deactivated20]

Maybe this will help? This is how I do my lineart things.

[sastheforestspirit]

WITCHCRAFT

[clonewarsreturns]

W H A T

[yes-a-sunflower]

Core concept: Just don’t do sketches :)

[hamotzi]

posting a new comic in a minute! i’m going to post backwards so it’s in order on my blog/on people’s dashboards, so make sure you read part ½ before part 2/2!

[lymphonodge2]

very tiny animals fill me w both love & anxiety

[lymphonodge2]

u are divine & please be careful

[mintycanoodles]

[bunjywunjy]

…ah.

[kayas-wife]

that tiny frog has a heart and a brain and a stomach and lungs and a spine and it’s so small

[thenib]

From Kasia Babis.

[jackalopc]

whenever someone is like ‘why do burger-flippers deserve to make the same amount as x?’ and i just ask ‘have you considered that maybe x deserves to be paid more?’ because it never occurs to people that if these people are being underpaid, then there is a chance that so are they.

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Peter: What about Thor?

Fury: Off-world.

Peter: Captain Marvel?

Fury: Unavailable.

Peter: Doctor Strange?

Fury: Told us to stop calling him.

Peter: Let me try. *calls him*

Fury: That won’t work-

Stephen: *pokes his head in through a portal* You rang, Peter?

[slytherpuff98]

Tenma: “ Do you ever want to talk about your feelings? ”

Tsurugi: “ No. ”

Shindou: “ I do. ”

Tenma: “ I know, Captain. ”

Shindou: “ I’m sad. ”

The entire team: “ We know, Captain. “

[justanotherass]

sleeping beauty~  

[alpine-langblr]

[scarlet47-deactivated20210603]

This drawing piece is dedicated to my lovely @rose-grangerweasleyisbae  it’s actually a VERY belated b-day gift, I am so sorry  >< Keep being the fabulous person that you are and keep shinning the way you do <3 

[oddity-txt]

So I found this caterpillar on my way to class

We’re bros

[oddity-txt]

I named him chicken nugget

[oddity-txt]

Aaaa he’s turning a duller color… I hope he’s alright

[oddity-txt]

So apparently chicken nugget is a spicebush swallowtail and they turn yellow before they pupate. He was making little silk things everywhere Bruh this caterpie is going to evolve to metapod today my boy isn’t messing around

[oddity-txt]

update hes entirely yellow now

[oddity-txt]

i made him a tube room

hes crawlin all over the place checking it out

[oddity-txt]

its happening

[oddity-txt]

False alarm he moved a bit This guy

[oddity-txt]

??? caterpie doesnt evolve into kakuna

[oddity-txt]

whats he doing

[oddity-txt]

its happening part 2 For Real This Time

[oddity-txt]

chicken nugget using those advanced tactics balancing my man doesnt do anything halfway

[oddity-txt]

i put on some tunez for him so he can get into the metamorphazone

[oddity-txt]

sorry for keeping you all in suspense but chicken nugget is doing fine and he has a cool hat now

hes been chillin like this for a couple days 

[oddity-txt]

hes been in cocoon for 10 days now 🎉🐛🎉

[rebecca-lotto]

let me know how he’s doing soon

[oddity-txt]

HES BUSTIN OUT

[oddity-txt]

im going to sleep, chicken nugget is snoozin and ill check up on him as soon as i wake up

hope he doesnt party too hard 

🐛 💤 💤

[oddity-txt]

hes gone goth hes in his emoteen stage

[oddity-txt]

CHICKEN NUGGET IS A CHICKEN WING NOW BABY WE HAVE LIFTOFF!!!!!

[oddity-txt]

hes’s in a bigger container than the one in the pic now but im gonna let my home boy find his way in the world after he gets used to his wings a little bit

[oddity-txt]

this kid doesnt have a bad angle dang

[oddity-txt]

https://youtu.be/TwpFUQzvRp0

there he goes he’s free and im so proud and a little sad

this was an incredible experience

(thats my family oohing and ahhing in the background)

[tarotsunset]

I’ve seen yall reblog the unfinished ones SO MUCH that I’m getting pissed, anyway here’s the full chicken nugget saga.

[extraterrestrialsprobably]

Awesome! Hope you’re happy somewhere, Chicken Nugget!

[magical-game]

I have missed this post so much! Let’s all celebrate Chicken Nugget!

[frivolousphantasies]

do you guys realize that,,,, chicken nugget is one of those butterflies that is perfectly half female and half male?? nugget’s left wing is typical of a female spice bush swallowtail and the right wing is typical of a male

a gender role smashing icon

[krystal-prisms]

I wondered why the wings looked different

[decorativeskull]

Incredible

[babygoose-deactivated20240106]

intersex icon

[oddity-txt]

He’s a bilateral gnandromorph!!

[ravenclawravings]

Ravenclaw: Ugh, I don’t want to think about anything today.

Slytherin: Aren’t you a Ravenclaw? Isn’t thinking your thing?

Ravenclaw: It’s almost like even though our overall traits put us in a certain house, we’re still all complex individuals and are each different people who can’t be put perfectly in any box.

Slytherin: There’s the Ravenclaw.

Ravenclaw: … Fuck you.