hey humans 🦑

just a cesspit of stuff I find relatable or cool af. i run this shit on a queue but feel free to drop me a message, im usually bored af. happily taken 💜 | 21 | UK

[oshun67]

We Exist- we go waaaaaay back

[veter-dan]

Listen up! It’s royal gay story time.

[catchymemes]

[pageofheartdj]

DANG IT

[banshees-deactivated20180812]

w

what the fuck does this mean

[banshees-deactivated20180812]

signal boost i need the world to know the tumblr app called me a dick snatch on december 7th, 2016

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

What the fuck is this

[toroimage]

the tumblr app called them a dick snatch on december 7th, 2016

[uoa]

[redsatinsheets]

me in the mornings & me omw to work

[memecage]

[angelbabyspice]

…what???

[stagmage]

this is a universal experience because education is chronically underfunded across the world

[honeydvew]

Wait those were called temporary at your schools? They just called them portabales and we all knew they were gonna be there forever 0-0

[arthropoidangst]

Those were supposed to be temporary????

[smolanxiouscatvoids]

They were called portables at my middle schools (2 different ones)

So I guess that’s just what they were called?

They were supposed to be temporary??

[gumi-megpoidd]

yeah

[crownquill]

wh-

[imharehunter]

they had them in my elementary school because the middle school didn’t have enough money to have 6th graders in it.

[toroimage]

wait they were temporary?? literally half of my school’s classrooms were just these

[guiltiest-gear]

THOSE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE TEMPORARY???

[thegoatsongs]

Next time you get offended when a queer kid makes a "I hate cishets" joke remember this

[kitsune-35]

Thats got nothing to do with cishets, but everything to do with the paparazzi and the intrusive behaviour of invading private lives of celebrities.

Jokes demeaning any sexuality or gender (or lack of) is never funny and is never okay and only furthers the problem is various ways.

[thegoatsongs]

How about you stfu

[ultimatebottom69]

Listen to OP fam. Believe me it will help you.

[ultimatebottom69]

You know what ? I was going to just repeat OP's words but I feel like many of you needs a fucking explanation real quick.

When a queer kid says "I hate cishets" what they mean : "Uurgh, I hate how they don't allow me to exist. I just wants to kiss or not someone that I love. I just want to express my love the way I want for fuck sake. What is wrong with that ?"

When a cishet kid says "I hate queer people" what they mean : "They are disgusting and vile, they dishonor the whole human race and deserves nothing else but to die the most painful death. They are criminals. How dare they even fucking exist ? I will vote for them to get stripped of every of their rights. I am willing to beat you up if you ever think this is ok for them to be my equals"

Now.

Why is this incident a FATASS problem hmm ?

Let me get this straight. Jojo Siwa is a public figure. She is popular towards kids. When everyone thought she was straight, girl had all the privilege in the world.

Now all of the sudden she just says a little "Hey I'm gay" and the fucking SWATS are at her door.

Like

She could have gotten FUCKING killed.

[spooner7308]

I can’t believe people are still swatting each other like its not big deal

Swatting is dangerous people!

[ultimatebottom69]

I mean. Letting people with gund enter your house IS dangerous. This is no joke.

[insomniac-arrest]

I’m gonna need the UK to stop putting bread around things

tater tots

chips

other pieces of bread (this is real)

whatever the FUCK is going on here

[clayboy2000-deactivated20210427]

UK cuisine is indistinguishible from what I make in my dorm room at like 2 AM with four dollars in my bank account

[just-another-blog318]

We don’t have tater tots in the UK, those just look like chonky chips lmao

also lasagne sandwich sounds kinda lit don’t lie

[softblockwashere-deactivated202]

[anguishworm]

My mom said cat boy rights

[surprisebitch]

your mom is a true ally

[swordshapedleaves]

[stormesandshowers]

M4CB (Moms For Catboys)

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[pointnclick]

bench that makes you gay

[thepleasuregoblin]

SCP

[just-another-blog318]

someone must have left me on there for a v long time oof

[mischasbongwater]

Every single gay relationship is

Or

[bread-of-death]

And we LOVE IT

[just-another-blog318]

wow that second one is literally me n my bf 🦑

im the crazy one ofc 🤪

[remembertodrinklotsofwater]

ive been writing this program to keep track of when you do day to day tasks like doing dishes/laundry. anyways my streak of “bugs in things i write manifesting as infinite loops of unexpectedly poignant user prompts” continues

[kirbymongerr]

If I was scrolling faster I would’ve entirely blown this off as an aesthetic post and moved on

[gem-femme]

Reminder that this is a cop hating blog. This blog is for cop haters only. If you don’t hate cops, block me and go lick boots somewhere else!

[gem-femme]

This stands now more than ever.

[jaaneymann]

stockmarket tweet compilation

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

this is the funniest shit I have ever seen in my life….catholics are out here memeing better than I ever could

[crayyola-deactivated20220827]

apparently ur last 5 non face emojis are ur aestuetic. ❤💞🏳️‍🌈🏃‍♂️💔 AWWW

[just-another-blog318]

💀💜🤡🦑👀

tbh yes this is my aesthetic.

“I AM DECEASED” “aww love u sis” “Clownery.” “squid boi 💃🏽” and finally “the side eye of judgement”

[studentlifeproblems]

[just-another-blog318]

i swear i always fuck it up and hang up on both people 💀

[yungdonr]

skin to skin cuddling is top tier

[just-another-blog318]

yes.

i miss my bf :(