Average Ivysaur Owner

Stuck in Galar (derogatory/affectionate) Because I Refuse to Leave

[whydidwyrmmakethis-deactivated2]

Ayo

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[just-another-pokemon-trainer]

If anyone's wondering why I've been gone it's because I've unironically gotten really into poetry and a very specific subsection of a separate fandom.

Don't worry about it, I'll be back. Eventually.

[oh-shinx]

Mentally recovering over an earlier interaction with a customer. A man who looked like he was around 40, spoke with a strong Unovan accent but spoke rough Kalosian, and had a mime jr walked in, asking if he couldn eat outside food if he still bought a drink. I said yes, and he ordered a black coffee.

This man sat down with his drink, grabbed a cushion, and put it on his head WITH THE MIME JR ON TOP OF IT!!!!!!!! He than gave BLACK COFFEE to his MIME JR!!!!!!!!!! And as if that was not the weirdest part, HE PULLED OUT A HEAD OF LETTUCE FROM A SUITCASE AND ATE ALL OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PARDON??!!?!!?!??!????? Welcome to the Kalos Region, Monsieur, we do not eat whole heads of lettuce here!!!!!!!!!! I would hope he can handle a caffeinated mime jr, but the mime jr might just have to handle him!!!

[belamew]

WHAT THE HELL.

I'm still emotionally recovering to a Unovan man who ate an entire frozen pizza in the daycare break room. Like, the pizza was still frozen, never cooked.

[just-another-pokemon-trainer]

Sometimes a man's gotta eat, y'know?

[realpokemon]

Do greavard actually slowly kill their owner or is that just a myth?

i've said this before and i'll say it again: "DRAINING LIFE FORCE" is not the same as "SLOWLY KILLING." it just makes you kind of depressed if you hang out with them too often. which is why people still own litwick and greavard and etc

[just-another-pokemon-trainer]

Greavard also make you exhausted as hell via their energy draining thing, so if you already are easily tired out, don't get one.

[wyn-or-lose]

fun fact! totally real and canon

mimikyu existed before Pikachu and Pikachu are just the mimikyu suits given bodies/flesh of their own!

I can believe them existing before Pikachu, but that second part....I'm not so sure on? If I had the energy I'd look it up but not now.

[just-another-pokemon-trainer]

Despite how FUCKING COOL this sounds, it's not true, and that makes me sad.

[underfundedpokeprof]

Apparently I'm banned from the chinchou snack stand now???

[swellowmypride]

What?? Why!

[underfundedpokeprof]

They said the saw Lala steal something from the stand.

[the-koiking-pond]

Ugh, people just make up weird stuff about ghost types because they can't admit that they have a phobia.

[underfundedpokeprof]

What's worse is that they were so nice when we went last night! I don't understand the sudden change in attitude

[water-pokemon-appreciator]

I will just actually steal from them to spite them lol

[underfundedpokeprof]

No, don't worry about it. They'll just blame Lala for it again.

[swellowmypride]

Well.. this begs the question

Who IS stealing all those snacks??

[underfundedpokeprof]

No idea!

For now, I'm happy to move on to other stalls that aren't rude to my partner.

[just-another-pokemon-trainer]

Depending on where you live, you're legally allowed to report them for false accusations of crime.

Stealing food isn't the most serious offense and you might not be taken seriously due to that, but it could help.

On the offchance, if Lala did actually steal something the police would find out. If not, they'd figure out who/what did.

Also, you didn't hear it from me, but using hex or curse on someone is a good way to get them to shut the fuck up about your pokemon.

[just-another-pokemon-trainer]

What games are people playing these days, and could anyone give some descriptions? I'm still playing ancient-as-fuck games, but would like to get some new ones, and don't know where to start.

Note: I do play the newest call of duty but that's like the only "new" game I play, at all. Kinda disappointed that they didn't get rid of CERTAIN Score Streaks (having to shoot down a Legendary pokemon that's raining hell down on everyone kinda rubs me the wrong way, even if I'm not religious.) but what can you do?

(I will say that being able to basically shadow sneak using a Ghost Type as your Field Upgrade has always been cool though)

[lt-worldwide]

Have you tried Morrowind?

[just-another-pokemon-trainer]

Morrowind is over half my age. It's been out for 21 years.

But yeah I've played it before.

[just-another-pokemon-trainer]

What games are people playing these days, and could anyone give some descriptions? I'm still playing ancient-as-fuck games, but would like to get some new ones, and don't know where to start.

Note: I do play the newest call of duty but that's like the only "new" game I play, at all. Kinda disappointed that they didn't get rid of CERTAIN Score Streaks (having to shoot down a Legendary pokemon that's raining hell down on everyone kinda rubs me the wrong way, even if I'm not religious.) but what can you do?

(I will say that being able to basically shadow sneak using a Ghost Type as your Field Upgrade has always been cool though)

[cosmos-isherfriend]

Ok I misunderstood what was going on but this is even more fucked. Give the phone back you god damned scumbags.

my good friend ur a lil late. also what the fuck are u talking abt im?

[just-another-pokemon-trainer]

Is this Anon stuck in a time vortex or something?

I hate the Aether Foundation too but this is full schizo.

[team-eco-official]

[Video of some Team Eco Grunts and Root dancing to We Got The Power by Rillaboomz]

Root signs something, his Rotomphone translates it: Music is great at bringing people together! What do you like to listen to?

[the-koiking-pond]

[A link to a mewtube video. Someone has taken footage of a very large gyarados throwing a krabbying ship several meters into the air, remixed it, and set it to 'Mr Highway's Thinking about the End'. At "DISRESPECT YOUR SURROUNDINGS, the krabbying boat hits the water and is hit with a hyper beam at the same time.]

I don't normally think the meme videos of the Hundred-Year Gyarados are amusing... but this one was very well made.

[ariadosanon-deactivated20230918]

I hope your whole stupid Sanctuary self de fucking structs and the Magikarp fry. You know fucking Duking was in Gateon when your stupid precious fish blew it to smithereens right? Remus was in that, arcdamn Jovi was in that.

YOU’RE A FUCKING BASTARD, NO FUCKING WONDER YOU LEFT HOME. HOPE EVERYONE WHO WASTED THEIR BREATH LOOKING FOR YOU SEES THIS!

[the-koiking-pond]

I never asked anyone to look for me.

I also never pretended not to be an awful person Not then, not now. I'm aware that I'm a monster. I'm aware I'm responsible for this. I'm aware there will be consequences.

But the magikarp have nothing to do with it, and you know it. Are you going to hurt even more pokemon because you hate a specific human? At least focus on the one you actually hate.

[ariadosanon-deactivated20230918]

I know the only fucking thing you love is those stupid fish. If I could I would deal with you myself. Fuck, maybe I'll find a flying type and DO IT ANYWAYS!

[the-koiking-pond]

If you come to the sanctuary, you're leaving it in pieces.

You don't get to hurt innocent pokemon because you hate one particular person.

[ariadosanon-deactivated20230918]

Ah you're mistaken.

I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU

[the-koiking-pond]

ok

[just-another-pokemon-trainer]

@the-koiking-pond kill those that harm you and your loved ones .😀 Show them no mercy. 🙂Their body will never be found 😊

[quillpokebiology]

Hi!

If you don't mind me asking, could you please tell me fire types that would be good for someone who doesn't really like heat that much? I love most fire types, but I just don't really deal with heat to well. especially summer heat. Like, I can deal with it, like I like hot/warm water in the shower, but if it were to be the same temperature outside, I would think that I'm dying.

I hope that you have a day/night that is as wonderful as you are! 💙

Aww, thank you for the kind message. And there are a couple of good fire types that you could have. But keep in mind they will require some heat still, so giving then an area where they can have heat would be great (like a small room with a heater in it for them)

Fenniken

Fenniken are pokemon that don't need to handle too much heat, and their ears are actually there to keep unwanted heat out. I think it'd be good for you.

Vulpix

Kantonian vulpix's fire typing just comes from the fact that their internal body temperature is hot; they can live in moderate climates pretty well. Other than feeling slightly warm when you touch them, these pokemon don't produce much heat (minus the fire balls to regulate their body temperature) so it would be perfect for you.

Litten

Litten are the fire starters of Alola for a reason (minus the endangerment of their species). They're good for first time fire-type trainers because they don't need much heat or fire to live, only spitting out fireballs when battling or coughing up hair balls.

[just-another-pokemon-trainer]

See, also: Litwick. Quite the nice pokemon. It's a duel-type ghost/fire type. Their flame doesn't burn hot, and is instead surprisingly cool in my experience, likely due to them having not yet evolved into a stronger form.

Contrary to popular belief, Litwick don't drain life energy, nor do (most) Ghost types. They instead drain physical energy, which the superstitious thought was their life energy being taken from them until they would die (mind you: the only deaths caused by Litwicks don't happen because of draining someone's life force).

[professor-zelkova]

Feel like pure shit. Just want her back.

(This is an ancient Sneasel color morph that only occurred in Johto. It has been declared lost, as a Sneasel this color has not been spotted in decades.)

[frozenflmes]

WAIT

[frozenflmes]

like him??????

[just-another-pokemon-trainer]

Certified just-a-trainer-blog moment

[belamew]

Yeahhhh... that phone call went about as well as you'd expect.

They were PISSED.

I asked them if they still wanted their sylveon, since often times trainers will abandon the Pokémon they've left at daycare if they evolve through friendship. They got even angrier and accused me of doing this on purpose to steal their Pokémon 😬

Then when they finally stopped, I tried explaining that okay, if they still want her then there's a certain process we need to go through to safely and humanely give her back.

At that point they started cursing me out and boss Leah took the phone 😔

We tried explaining that if they take her now, she isn't going to trust them, she's gonna have extreme anxiety and behavioral issues, potentially even aggressive.

They don't care.

Legally, we can't do shit, there's no laws to protect her.

[just-another-pokemon-trainer]

You've got to duel this trainer now. 10 paces at dawn, bring a gun loaded with one bullet. Whoever survives wins. I'll referee.

[just-another-pokemon-trainer]

Ask game - 🔴 (rotomblr, rotumblr, or a secret third choice)

Sometimes Rotomblr, sometimes Rotumblr. Either way.

[belamew]

Uh oh.

I've been helping out more outside of the nursery the past few days and someone's eevee that's been here since she was born just evolved into sylveon while I was playing with her.

Fuck 😬😬😬

[just-another-pokemon-trainer]

I think that Sylveon's yours

[just-another-pokemon-trainer]

🌓 and 💫 for the ask game

🌗: lots of lore or SOL?

I prefer a mix of lore and slice of life. This account was majority SOL for awhile before I just started reblogging posts constantly.

💫: so, how has my character developed in a way I didn't expect?

Probably going from a normal-ish dude with a team of pokemon to a hardened-by-life, as of yet uncaught mostly retired criminal (doing well enough for himself that he doesn't have to steal or break into places anymore)

[averagewyndoncitizen]

Does everyone’s parents threaten to take away their Pokémon because “you can’t handle it with your disability.” and then demand (yell) you apologize for being disrespectful when you don’t want to lose the Pokémon.

Like when they demanded an apology it was also like “do you know how hard it is to raise you? You should only have Pokémon WE approve of. Are you trying to make things more difficult when we only want to protect you.”

[just-another-pokemon-trainer]

Hey, have your parents ever seen what's under a Mimikyu's disguise?

They will. I can show them. And they'll be screaming.

Apparently, the worse of a human being the observer is, the more horrifying a Mimikyu's visage is. Interesting, right?

So say youre entirely pure of heart (somehow) you'd see something relatively cute, if dream-like in nature.

If you're a truly awful person, well, idek what you'd see. I'm not exactly the best person myself but I'm far from awful, but I can't imagine they'd see anything good.