just a berry

I'm a fruit made of meat, I'm savory not sweet

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you punch someone at 11:59:59 PM on Saturday, you could knock them into next week.

[just-gay-thoughts]

Oy if you count Sunday as the first day of a week

[just-berry-thoughts]

Eugh, baptists

[just-shower-thoughts]

Calling someone a ‘pussy’ had to have derived from the word pusillanimous. Pusillanimous: cowardly, or without courage.

[just-gay-thoughts]

Except it didnt

Here I went to your home terf

Anyways, basically it does originate from pussy as in cat, which came from puss, which did not come from pusillanimous

[korya-elana]

Wait, wait, wait.

You’ve been harassing them all this time because they’re a terf???

[just-gay-thoughts]

No?

OH SHIT FUCK I MEANT TURF I THINK BUT SPELLED IT WRONG

[just-berry-thoughts]

I AM IN YOUR HOUSE, TERF!

[just-shower-thoughts]

people won’t hate their work as much if there existed a door in their workplace that lead them directly to their room

[just-berry-thoughts]

Fucking WHAT

[just-shower-thoughts]

Eating two peices of bread and butter seems normal. Eating a butter sandwich seems really abnormal.

[just-berry-thoughts]

Sounds like what berry used to make for lunch in primary school

[just-shower-thoughts]

a referee is an NPC

[just-gay-thoughts]

I will become a referee just to spite you

[just-berry-thoughts]

Some people are npcs is essentially what I thought back when I was severely mentally unwell

[just-shower-thoughts]

There are a LOT of people who don’t do bad things only because there’s laws and consequences for it, not because they have morals or human decency

[just-berry-thoughts]

And those people are called pussies

[just-shower-thoughts]

A riot over the price of tea is a weird way to start a country.

[just-berry-thoughts]

Ever hear of Australia?

[just-shower-thoughts]

It’s been millennia and no one has ever gotten Satan’s side of the story.

[fuck-you-showerthoughts]

Oh buddy we’ve tried though. We’ve tried so hard.

[solnight99]

his side of the story is hate murder kill kill hate kill trans people kill kill hate torture so. i dont think he really deserves to be heard.

[fuck-you-showerthoughts]

……..I don’t think you know Satan all that well

[just-berry-thoughts]

Lucifer means bringer of light. Was kicked out of heaven because of his love and care for man. God is just a dick. Get with it.

[just-shower-thoughts]

You never see good camouflage.

[probsjosh]

there are 4 people in this picture

[just-shower-thoughts]

[just-shower-thoughts]

All of the major JFK conspiracy theories assume he was actually assassinated.

[just-berry-thoughts]

As opposed to what? There's a reason why assassin and murderer is the same word in Latin based languages. And thats cause its the same thing

[just-shower-thoughts]

As more and more TV channels switch to streaming, it becomes more and more like how old cable TV use to work

[just-berry-thoughts]

I don’t think you know what old cable TV is

[just-h3nry-thoughts]

OOP might be meaning lots of companies being exclusive to their own service, which makes it less convenient and more expensive.

[just-berry-thoughts]

Hey yeah I see that. I was thinking about when the guide button was channel 2

[just-h3nry-thoughts]

And channel 3 was for your console?

[just-berry-thoughts]

The sega

[just-shower-thoughts]

It is more socially acceptable to hate children than it is to hate any baby animal

[just-berry-thoughts]

See the problem is that you think its socially acceptable to hate children...

[just-shower-thoughts]

As more and more TV channels switch to streaming, it becomes more and more like how old cable TV use to work

[just-berry-thoughts]

I don’t think you know what old cable TV is

[just-h3nry-thoughts]

OOP might be meaning lots of companies being exclusive to their own service, which makes it less convenient and more expensive.

[just-berry-thoughts]

Hey yeah I see that. I was thinking about when the guide button was channel 2

[just-shower-thoughts]

As more and more TV channels switch to streaming, it becomes more and more like how old cable TV use to work

[just-berry-thoughts]

I don't think you know what old cable TV is

[just-shower-thoughts]

It makes no sense why people nowadays give out social media before phone number.

[just-berry-thoughts]

Don't you DARE call me

[just-shower-thoughts]

Standard sized laundry baskets are designed with almost no margin for a person’s knuckles while carrying it through a standard sized doorway.

[just-berry-thoughts]

Why are you trying to get it through the door with the longest side?

[just-shower-thoughts]

People will use a cup for water once and put in dishwasher at the end of the day, but use a toothbrush over and over again and never clean it.

[just-berry-thoughts]

Even if I had a dishwasher fucking no, but more importantly

Buy a new tooth brush every 3 or 4 months, even if you're not brushing as much as you should be.

And if you're having a hard time finding the energy to brush your teeth (Berry!!), flossing is something you can do on the couch!