[trixies-clinical-depression-dea]

Oh wow

[kaijuerotica]

someone, at my apartment for the first time: wheres your bathroom?

me: end of the hall. if you see jeff goldblum, you’re in the right place.

[kaijuerotica]

No there’s just a giant picture of Jeff Goldblum in my bathroom

[just-haley]

d-did you die?? 😧

i wish lol

[just-haley]

sooo. im actually not dead! again. but ifyall wanna communicate with me more i got a discord im on everyday! 

https://discord.gg/AcUcnN2

[littleoil]

the cat i love named romeo

[just-haley]

hello my children

[jokeboyfriend-is-remaking-deact]

[taco-bell-rey]

chewing minty gum, then breathing in cold winter air

[d1rtypaws]

Me: I love being out at night, I’m not scared of the dark!

tree: *exists, looking very vaguely like a person*

Me:

[just-haley]

You're really cute and I love ur blog but I'm scared to talked to you because communication is intimidating.

aww thank you ily

[just-haley]

why are u so gay

im a gaymer ;)

[just-haley]

um hey im not dead lol

[smallwelshmonastery-deactivated]

i love when i see my door open a crack and then a second later i see my cat’s beautiful little face

[lancelotapologist]

i love when my door is busted open so forcefully that it bounces off the doorframe and my cat barrels onto my bed screaming

[likeitsrainingoutside]

[archived18482939204848]

@iguanamouth ’s vid of their lizard got flagged by tumblr im gonna cry

[iguanamouth]

shes naked

[jewishdragon]

Fishing for peas

Slow mo

[thebatblog-deactivated20171126]

zak bagans: ghosts are the dead speaking to us, we have to listen and respect them

zak bagans, five seconds later: COME OUT YOU WEAK PIECE OF SHIT I BET YOU CAN’T KILL AARON