How to be one hell of a butler: Clothing
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Cosimo Galluzzi
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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How to be one hell of a butler: Clothing
remember when landon had a crush on dylan and almost killed himself
THIS IS A PETITION TO BURN SPANNERS.
For every note i’ll add another piece of kindling to the fire. We’ll all get to hold hands around her flaming corpse and sing ‘Kumbaya’
Calming CAT!
oh my god it is calming
i think we could all use some calming cat right about now.
He’s back! Welcome back, calming cat. You are always welcome here.
Everyone should know of calming cat.
this is the thing that you have to tag because you’ll have to wait 8264589672 years to find it again
"Should she ever need help, I will not hesitate to give it, and do my best when doing so. But I will not bother her in any other way."
My, Will. You don't think of yourself highly enough! You're a charming man who knows how to look after other people; I can hardly say that you're not worth her time. Don't many women like mature men? Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
"Sh-she hardly knows me anyway, I can't just walk up to her and talk right out of the blue! ... You-You're very kind, but I might just end up making a fool of myself." The butler laughed weakly, "Miss Petunia will be just happy without me, and with a much younger, finer gentleman."
I agree with the other anon. Go woo Petunia. She's a fine young filly and who really cares about the age gap anyway? She's an adult.
"B-But she's EIGHTEEN! I am THIRTY-SIX! What if she's weirded out? She definitely deserves someone better than I, no? I'm rather dull, aha..."//wILL PLEASE
Whispers quietly, Will is very adorable and should totally hook up with Petunia (screw Todd Allison tbh go get your girl Will).
// Aaaah if only :'D He's like 18 years older than her"Aha... Um..." Will cleared his throat, "I wouldn't like to disturb their relationship..."
✝
XX/XX/XXXX
Mistress Allison still refuses to leave her room. She continues to say she cannot bear to see her son in such a weakened state.I find it a pitiful excuse. She is just as weak herself, of course she must stay in her room. I have been keeping Master Todd company. He still demands to play, no matter how sick he is. Master Todd believes his mother won’t visit him because she’s afraid she’ll get sick.
… He’s coughing again. I can hear him, even now. I pray it will not get worse. We shall have to send for a doctor again.
hey anons i like anons random anons cute anons pervy anons curious anons cmere anons
My muse has left their old, brown leather book somewhere by accident. It looks like it's seen years of wear and tear, and upon opening it you muse discovers that it's full of wishes that never came true and times in their life when they were hurt/alone/sad. Send me a "✝" to read a wish or sad memory (specify which.) from the book.
Send me inappropriate anons, make my muse blush, horny, want to have sex with you, anything.
"Uhm, Miss Petunia? Do you uh... need any help?"
burn me
Ugh. This is wrong. How old is she even? 16? 18? I can’t possibly feel this way. … Still… It wouldn’t hurt to just talk to her right?
“…” She still seems upset though. Maybe I shouldn’t bother her.
//I cannot even believe anymore