I think its time to fangirl...

I'm a tol (20y/o) figuring out life

[dresswellactbad]

Nothing will ruin your 20’s more than thinking you should have your life together already.

[moonbrains]

this.. is so hard… to keep in mind…

[just-obsessing]

Lawyers play devils advocates, and some people refer to court as the “devils lair”. 

Sam Winchester really couldn’t escape Satan no matter what 

[xvioletax]

Jackie Chan Adventures Ep 6

[queerbitchdiaz-archived]

i really needed this today, so for anyone else who might

[scarygoodfanfics-deactivated201]

Thanks I needed this also. I’ll pass it on

[lonewolf7130]

Just the Rock blessing your feed

[calculatedmadness]

Thanks, Mr. The Rock.

[culturistjack-deactivated201804]

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

[olisaurusrex]

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

[thattallsummonerguy]

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.

[wontbeafraid-deactivated2014041]

what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

[nevergenders]

im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too

[scumbagsblog]

Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable

[likeits1995]

SO PROUD

[ghost--ranger]

The Fantastic 4 we deserve

[crimezi]

OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS

[stars-for-thought]

We will all protect the small one.

[tithegirl]

This update is fucked. I’m posting this primarily for sex workers who are going to be majorly at risk because of this bullshit, but honestly, I would suggest everyone turn on ghost mode or just delete the app.

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

[carazelaya]

Friendly reminder this show was filmed in front of a live studio audience in one take.

[peculiaraura]

And that all sitcom laugh tracks are taken from this show because the laughter was so sincere.

[coyotescorner]

friendly reminder that this show was fuckin awesome

[theodorepython]

And most of the people who were recorded laughing are dead now. When you hear people laughing in sitcoms today, it’s the recorded laughter of dead people.

[adultgaywad]

Well that escalated quickly

[mymompickedthisurlss-deactivate]

imagine how cool it would be if your legacy was the sound of your laughter. your happiness.

[naamahdarling]

good save

[canadad-deactivated20171111]

why would she sell sea shells by a sea shore when you can just pick them off of the ground for free that’s not how you run a business

[sharkchunks]

She’s sold sea shells by the seashore since shapely seashore seashells stay scarce. Since she sells superior shells searchers spend centuries searching for, seldom selling simple shells, so she still sustains solid savings.

[weedmonger]

[capslockapocalypse]

I couldn’t even read that in my head

[weavemama]

holy damn

[onlyayangel-deactivated20180201]

oh fuck no

[mango-thot-deactivated20190520]

If I die, I die with a mouthful of fried chicken and no regrets

[justabitnotgood]

Because the post doesn’t really explain, as a heads up the tick in question is the lone star tick. It’s a brown red tick with an iconic white dot on its back. Much bigger than a deer tick, it’s easier to spot but the above is true! A bite from a contaminated lone star tick can make you allergic to RED MEAT, so poultry and fish you’d still be good on.

Have fun this tick season folks and remember to always always wear tick repellent if you’re going off the sidewalk into leaf litter or tall grass. Lyme disease isn’t any better at all and is more prevalent. Ticks are not fun!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

<3 LOOK AFTER YOURSELVES! <3

[best-of-memes]

[danthemedicman]

OMG

[classydude]

This image brings me true happiness. Nothing else matters when I see this. Will you just LOOK at that dog? Look at him. He is so happy, you can tell he’s enjoyed his life and he just loves the fresh air and being out. I am in love. Whatever this dog says, I trust him.

[hipsterthugz-deactivated2016040]

[epic-humor]

Noel Cruz custom repaints factory dolls into life like works of art. Recently his Katniss Everdeen custom painted doll sold on eBay for $2,500. Check out his work here [X]

[prokopetz]

A lot of pets will ignore you, but only a cat will follow you from room to room and check your lines of vision to make absolutely certain that you can see them ignoring you.

[soimpotent]

[midnavidalia]

theyre not ignoring you! this is actually just a cats way of saying they want to keep you company without infringing on your personal space. its the equivalent of going to a friends house while you both separately scroll through tumblr, even though youre glad to be together. alternatively the cat could be curious about what you are doing, but shy to make its presence known. either way the cat is paying very close attention to you!

[lesbian-moon-gf]

this made me feel better

[cosmic-noir]

😺

[feminismandhappiness]

I don’t understand why cats will have everything they do demonized no matter how innocent it is

[unfollovving]

Weren’t cats representing “female” & dogs “male”? If so then I already understand why

[realitytvgifs]

[hissmetaylor]

I actually think this was pretty responsible. Rather than banning it outright, which would result in kids wanting to rebel even more, she offers it in her home where she can control the amount people drink. Good on ya, Mrs George. You’re a cool mom.

[mytimeisnevertoday]

She also offered her daughter a condom when she was hooking up with a guy instead of freaking out and kicking the guy out of the house.

[cloudcuckoolander527]

It’s kinda funny how she is simultaneously an out-there parent, yet not a bad one. She might actually understand that her daughter is a anger-ridden teenager who can’t be easily controlled and restricted, so instead of telling her what she can’t do, she tries to guide her to a safer decision. I’m not saying I’m 100% cool with how she executes it, but hey, not a bad parent when you think about it. 

[hipster-trichster]

next up on tumblr: psychoanalysing the mean girls mother.

[reactionfaces]

[ruecian]

what the fuck is the joke here

[reactionfaces]

[ruecian]

oh

[voxeterna1]

So ,I’m a music teacher and every year we have what are called “walk through observations”. Basically, this means that 4 times a year the principal or vice principal comes into my class to assess my teaching. Fine. Sure. No problem. Well, today I was doing an activity with my 1st graders called “Musical Groceries”. Basically, they make up a fake shopping list and then together we figure out what the rhythm of the words on the list is. To do that, a small group of students plays the beat on the conga drum while the rest of the students move around the room while chanting the word. It sounds weird but it’s a great way for the kids to figure out the relationship between syllables and rhythm. They quickly get bored of walking the rhythm so I let them come up with their own ways of moving around the room.( skipping, hopping, etc) One student suggested they hop around the room like frogs, way down low to the ground. Okay fine. Or it was fine until my vice principal walked in to do my observation only to find 20 seven year olds hopping around the room like a hoard of little hob-goblins, rhythmically chanting “BREAD! BREAD! BREAD!” while five other kids played ominous beats in a drum circle. I have never seen anyone look so confused in my life and I really don’t want to know the rating I got on my observation.

[mostlyginger]

can we just talk about the time that Lupin was recovering from a full moon and Snape taught the DADA class and made all the students write essays on how to kill werewolves for Lupin to read when he got back I hate Snape so much it’s not funny

[mostlyginger]

Lupin gets back and he feels like crap and suddenly his best friend’s son is writing an essay about how to kill him like that is so fucked up

[take-my-eeveelution]

Bear in mind that an ex-Death Eater does this to someone who was in the Order, risked his life fighting against said Death Eaters and lost his best friends to the Death Eater’s genocidal leader, for the sole purpose of screwing him over, and as far as we know he experiences no consequences whatsoever for doing so.

[kn-rainbowblood]

And if that wasn’t enough, he made them write those essays hoping some of them would realize Lupin’s a werewolf. And one did, but Hermione is a fucking DECENT HUMAN BEING and said nothing. Apparently the ‘insufferable know-it-all' can keep her mouth closed, when it’s for something important. Just like Snape didn’t do at the end of the book.

I’m getting mad, so here’s something I’ve realized while reading The Order of the Phoenix again. (Please keep in mind that my books are in Italian and some concepts might be hard to explain, I apologize for my English mistakes)

In chapter 14, when The Trio talked with Sirius, he said that two years before Dolores Umbridge had written a law against werewolves that made it almost impossible for Lupin to find a job.

Now ask yourself this question. Why two years?

What had happened two years before? During Harry’s third year? Oh, right. The Magical World had discovered that one of Hogwarts’ teachers (someone who was in constant conctat with their children) was a werewolf. Does that ring any bell?

But that’s not all! If we take a look at chapter 15, in the Daily Prophet article we can see a familiar name: Remus Lupin. In a newspaper. Where everyone can read it. “The werewolf Remus Lupin”. No wonder he couldn’t find a job! And it’s not the first time the Daily Prophet has written about him, as it’s stated in the article itself. There must have been a huge scandal when it had all come out.

So basically, when Snape decided he couldn’t bear not having what he wanted (for example, SIRIUS BLACK GETTING KISSED BY A DEMENTOR) and spilled the secret, he didn’t only tell the whole school. He didn’t only tell the kids’ parents. The told the whole Magical World.

He told the whole Magical World that a man who had kept his condition secret all his life was a werewolf.

And the Magical World responded with a law against werewolves.

So, basically, Snape didn’t only ruin Remus Lupin’s life. He ruined the life of every single werewolf in the UK.

But, you know. Bravest man I ever knew.

[egdramaqueen]

FUCKING HIT THAT REBLOG SO FAST THANK YOU

[jencala]

I know I have friends who like Snape and you’re all entitled to your opinion, but I can’t see it.  I fucking HATE Snape.  Snape was the damn monster, not Lupin.  Don’t get me started on the myriad other reasons I can’t stand the bastard.  

[wewereinfinitelywolfstar]

AAAAALLLLLWWWWAAAAYYYYSSSS REEEEEEEBLOOOOGGGG