Thotticus

| Siri | 26 | Swedish | She/Her |

[cuntylestat]

what is your favorite line from louis and armand's fight

I'M SORRYYYY (big fat grin)

YOU'RE BORING! YOU are SO BORING! colorless! flavorless! dull! dull!

suffocation by the world's softest, beigest pillow

what does it mean tonight? is he gonna lick my boots or chop my hands off?

tt's so hard to be me! it's so hard to kill humans! everyone i know wronged me!

picking LINT off the SOFA????

i'm the vampire armand and my daddy vampire groomed me into a LITTLE BITCH!

MY BROTHER, HE TOSSED HIMSELF OFF A ROOF! MY SISTER, SHE BURIED ME ALIVE!

my daughter was my sister was my throw pillow when he wouldn't look at me kindly

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THE NAME! the name, unuttered in our home for 23 years, said over and over again

Remaining time: 11 hours 44 minutes

[contemptible-scoundrel]

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

[sawed-on-shotgun]

the human body when you use it and exist in it

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[apolladay]

Pet owners, what kind of name does your pet have???

A food-item (Waffles, Peanut)

A color (Pinky, Hazel)

A real-life person (Marilyn, Paris)

A fictional character (Eevee, Simba)

A type of flora (Rosie, Willow)

Animal-like (Kitty, Gator)

A trait (Lucky, Buddy)

Something else

If you have more than one pet, choose the most applicable listed (ex: you have three pets named Cookie, Cream & Rocky, so you choose the “Food” option). Also, would be interested if you reblogged your pet’s name(s) in the tags and the reason why you chose it ^^

Pet owners, what kind of name does your pet have???

A food-item (Waffles, Peanut)

A color (Pinky, Hazel)

A real-life person (Marilyn, Paris)

A fictional character (Eevee, Simba)

A type of flora (Rosie, Willow)

Animal-like (Kitty, Gator)

A trait (Lucky, Buddy)

Something else

No pet

Remaining time: 6 hours 56 minutes

If you have more than one pet, choose the most applicable listed (ex: you have three pets named Cookie, Cream & Rocky, so you choose the “Food” option). Also, would be interested if you reblogged your pet’s name(s) in the tags and the reason why you chose it ^^

[hyliantomatoes]

wait now i’m curious what’s everyone’s go-to pair of shoes

[mochiiknight]

Stop asking me for vending machines on my beaches!!!!! This is not design by committee!!!!!!!!

[contemptible-scoundrel]

youve just been attacked by the bonus tiger

[aaami]

"I like using ai"

[end0parasite]

emoji kitchen is lowkey beautiful guys…

[64mpg]

finishing something you worked really hard for feels like nothing

[trupowieszcz-moved-deactivated2]

r/scrungycats is fucking amazing

[fruityfinch]

This one is my favourite. It’s subtle. It’s contemplative. This cat has so much to consider

[averagefairy]

being at work while your personal life is falling apart has to be among the top 3 worst human experiences. You’re at your absolute lowest and someone wants to circle back on an email…… unreal

[backsack]

[swamp-satyr]

[asadsadlittleman]

[riacain]

i’m not flopping i’m niche ok

[ripplespate]

I don't have ms paint but just pretend it is bc no one knows paintbrush for mac but i can assure you it was just as hellish if not worse since theres technically no brushes other than a pixel round brush and the worst looking freaking spray paint

[ell-does-stuff]

shadow quiz is about to go crazy