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Hey time ,did you know wild has the feirce deity outfit in totk

Wild: I had it before then, too!

Time: With the Deity not in it, I assume?

Wild: I'm certain.

Time: How certain?

Wild: Seventy percent certain. Pretty good percentage, right?

Time:

wild: ever fought a lynel?

legend: yeah, why?

wild: wanna play a game?

legend: yeah, why?

wild: cool so would you consider yourself pretty confident on horseback?

legend: yeah, why?

wild: ….so in order to play Ride or Die—

#they are agents of chaos #they have lynel fighting competitions to see who can kill one fastest #and in increasingly strange ways #it drives time insane #that is a dangerous monster. no stop riding it like a horse. twilight why are you joining them stop playing with the deadly monster #this isn’t a rodeo. legend stop before something explodes oh there it goes #etc etc #you get the idea #incorect linked universe quotes #linked universe #lu #lu wild #lu legend

warriors: oh hey time, we’re about to do the electric arrow challenge. you want in?

time: what's the electric arrow challenge?

twilight: we fry eachother, then drink!

time: how do you win?

twilight: uh

warriors: what are you, a lawyer? you want in or not?

#not shown: time standing there like 🧍for a solid five minutes and then just saying ok.#also for the record i put twilight bc he’s the only other one besides time and warriors i am 100 percent sure can drink #we all know in reality he would vehemently deny playing stupid drinking games in front of time #because he is a sappy little shit when it comes to impressing time with his behavior #he must be an Upstanding Citizen #linked universe #incorrect linked universe quotes #lu #lu time #lu twilight #lu warriors

wild post totk: hi guys!

legend: what the FUCK are you wearing

wild, wearing the bdsm chain armor from the depths: i don’t know what you mean

#CAN YOU IMAGINE #time would ltierally have a stroke if he saw the shit wild wears in totk #not bc he’s not supportive #but because this shit is just nuts #where’d you get the kinky armor wild? oh i found it in a mining facility beneath hyrule.#he’ll be like yeah it’s from this ancient civilization but they’re dead now #so it’s fine #kinky dead guy’s mining clothes #linked universe #lu wild #incorrect linked universe quotes #lu #lu legend

wind: i miss seafood….we haven’t had any good fish…..no clams……no lobsters…….

twilight: what’s a lobster?

sky: what’s a clam?

wind: you’re all joking

wind: you’re kidding right

twilight: …

sky: …

wind: oh my god

#*grips you by the shoulder and shakes you like a glow stick*#LISTEN.#CULTURE CLASH #TWILIGHT’s HOME IS LITERALLY LANDLOCKED #SKY GREW UP ON FLOATING ISLANDS #THEY ARE NOT GOING TO UNDERSTAND A N Y T H I N G WIND EVER TALKS ABOUT #linked universe #incorrect linked universe quotes #lu #lu wind #lu twilight #lu sky

four , dramatically: they called me a fool.

wild, sick of four’s shit: they weren’t wrong

four: i swear to god if this is about the tomato again—

wild: it’s not a fruit!

four: YES IT IS!!

#they are definitely never going to let this go #four + wild are both stubborn assholes and i would bet money that even if they resolved the issue it would become some kind of inside joke #they would make huge dramatic arguments over it just for the sake of seeing other ppl get all awkward #sibling shit you know #every time someone mentions a tomato from now on time just dies a little inside #he’s like oh no it’s this again #linked universe #incorrect linked universe quotes #lu #lu wild #lu four

big day for the zelda fans

#i am trying so hard to be chill about this #trust tears of the kingdom to drag me out of my inactivity #totk #loz

ballballblee

sorry to the people that follow me for the totk spam i promise i'm totally normal about this <- (is literally frothing at the mouth vomiting blood scratching and clawing out of their enclosure)

warriors: four, are you okay?

four: i told you to stop asking stupid questions!

#hey so #this is basically four in the last update right #right #linked universe #incorrect linked universe quotes #lu #lu warriors #lu four

hyrule: are you injured?

wild: i don’t think so. i mean my shoulder went crumnk but it’s probably fine

hyrule: c-crumnk??

wild: like that dull muffled kind of “crumnk” you know, and now it’s loose and i can’t move it much, but it’s fine i can crumnk it back in

hyrule: wait. WAIT

hyrule: SO YOU’RE SAYING DISLOCATED YOUR SHOULDER???!!!

wild:

wild: …yeah

#had this in drafts before the totk trailer dropped #and now i feel bad #everywhere wild goes his arm is getting hurt #poor guy #linked universe #incorrect linked universe quotes #lu wild #lu #lu hyrule

wild: im going to get some groceries since we’re out of lettuce. if i’m not back in a week assume they found me and killed me on sight!

time: what

wild: okay thanks, bye!!

time: WILD WAIT

#the real kicker is that they could be anyone #yiga clan #maybe a pissed twi #maybe even four at this point #who knows #wild has an unparalleled skill at pissing people off with little effort #he’s that one guy everyone is just like yeah be has a very punchable face #except just taken to the extreme of a very killable one #linked universe #lu wild #incorrect linked universe quotes #lu #lu time

just-some-brainrot

I KNOW THIS IS A LU BLOG BUT BEAR WITH ME

THE NEW TOTK TRAILER THERES THE EXTENDED BIT WITH LINK IN THE CAVE WHERE HIS ARM GETS PUT THROUGH A CHEESE GRATER AND

familiar right?? you know what that stance/imagery reminds me of?????

IT’S LITERALLY A CINEMATIC PARALLEL TO LINK’S DEATH IN BOTW. LOOK AT HIM AND HOW HE STANDS. ZELDA’S IN MORTAL DANGER AGAIN THE SWORD IS DAMAGED HES INJURED

IF TEARS OF THE KINGDOM SHOWS A FULL CUTSCENE THAT PARALLELS LINK’S DEATH LIKE THIS IM GONNA CRY OMG THE SYMBOLISM THE MEANING

just-some-brainrot

wait okay i’m more coherent now (because i definitely didn’t notice the new trailer a day later than it released haha)

but like. look.

his arm is injured again, and the whole cutscene in botw starts off showing how his wrap/brace is scorched through. in totk it’s uh….also injured.

we see both times him facing down a supposedly undefeatable power. the guardian, the malice.

the SWORD. in botw it seemed worn/cracking, and in totk it’s completely ruined.

and speaking of— the powers??? zelda saving link??? in botw she heard the sword’s call to save him and used the swords “power” (advice, it seems to be implied) to save link. in totk she asks some figure (presumably whatever gives him the fancy green magic) to “lend him your power”.

totk literally seems to be a repeat of breath of the wild and i mean it in the BEST way possible. they literally fought hatred incarnate and save their kingdom after all their friends and family die. zelda had to watch link fight until he literally died in her arms. and it’s easy to imagine them deciding to never let that happen again, to investigate the mysterious occurrences around the kingdom, to keep everyone safe, to stop history from repeating itself—

and then it does, and link is hurt the sword is gone and there is an evil power like never before. it’s a callback to breath of the wild and what link/zelda went through in it, and now what they have to face again. it’s absolutely brilliant, i could keep talking about the parallels with link’s hand reaching out but i won’t!!! this is already so much i’m losing my mind this game is so well thought out it’s going to be amazing

I KNOW THIS IS A LU BLOG BUT BEAR WITH ME

THE NEW TOTK TRAILER THERES THE EXTENDED BIT WITH LINK IN THE CAVE WHERE HIS ARM GETS PUT THROUGH A CHEESE GRATER AND

familiar right?? you know what that stance/imagery reminds me of?????

IT’S LITERALLY A CINEMATIC PARALLEL TO LINK’S DEATH IN BOTW. LOOK AT HIM AND HOW HE STANDS. ZELDA’S IN MORTAL DANGER AGAIN THE SWORD IS DAMAGED HES INJURED

IF TEARS OF THE KINGDOM SHOWS A FULL CUTSCENE THAT PARALLELS LINK’S DEATH LIKE THIS IM GONNA CRY OMG THE SYMBOLISM THE MEANING

#tears of the kingdom #totk #botw #breath of the wild #not a quote

heliianth

WGHY DOES HE HAVE A FOUR WHEELER TGATS SO FUNNY. WHO GAVE HIM THAT?????

hamds

#i apologize #give me 10-12 business days to get my stuff together and then the incorrect quotes will be back #linked universe #lu wind #ive been so inactive idk how long that january post has been up #but anyway #look at them hamds

sky: dandelions symbolize everything i want to be in life

legend: fluffy and dead with a gust of wind? you already—

sky: unapologetic. hard to kill. feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. stubborn. happy. bastardous. friends with bees. highly disapproving of lawns. full of wishes that will be carried far after i die.

hyrule: edible!

wild: but people are already edible? i mean they don’t taste that good but—

wild: ..

wild: ….the way you’re all looking at me gives me the impression that i probably shouldn’t have said anything

#wild’s comment is definitely not based on personal expierence #because i definitely did not actually think that when i first saw that stupid dandelion post #definitely not hahahaha (<lying)#linked universe #incorrect linked universe quotes #lu wild #lu #lu legend #lu sky #lu hyrule

wild: WHY DID YOU KILL HIM?! HE COULD HAVE HAD HOPES AND DREAMS, HE COULD HAVE HAD A FAMILY!!!

time: wild-

time: it- it was just an ant-

wild: YOU’RE A MURDERER

#ok haha funny but aLSO I SAW THIS IN AN INCORRECT WUOTE GENERATIR RIGHT AFTWR I RETEAD A FIC I POSTED TO AO3 #the extra context of writing that fic made this SO MUCH FUNNIER #like i literally wrote link spiraling just from seeing a fucking ant on his finger #he’s full out having flashbacks to his death and just going through it #and some random algorithm is like hey!! look here!!!!#like holy shit #impeccable timing random generator algorithm #linked universe #incorrect linked universe quotes #lu wild #lu #lu time

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