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[just-shower-thoughts]

If Spider-Man were real, the amount of webbing left on buildings would be a good metric to determine if it’s a bad neighborhood or not.

[just-space-thoughts]

*was

[just-shower-thoughts]

If humans had tails, we would definitely turn it into a sex thing.

[fiftieth-shower-responses]

Only you would think of this op

[just-space-thoughts]

.... furries

[that-millennial-chick]

Astrology Alignment

LAWFUL GOOD: Leo

NEUTRAL GOOD: Taurus

CHAOTIC GOOD: Libra, Sagittarius

LAWFUL NEUTRAL: Capricorn

TRUE NEUTRAL: Cancer

CHAOTIC NEUTRAL: Pisces, Gemini

LAWFUL EVIL: Virgo

NEUTRAL EVIL: Aquarius

CHAOTIC EVIL: Scorpio, Aries

[cornposting]

Bruh virgos are so fuckin sweet how dare

[violetpng]

excuse me this is false im cancer and chaotic neutral

[theratmessiah]

I’m Leo but I’m more true neutral

[violetpng]

you’re a true sweetheart that’s what you are

[just-space-thoughts]

When have Virgos ever been sweet? @just-artist-thoughts

[cornposting]

My little brother is a virgo, he gets treated like shit by our other brother and he’s still a fuvking saint (but imean im biased cause he’s my brother)

[just-space-thoughts]

As a Virgo I'll say that most of the ones I've met are chaotic neutral or lawful evil

[that-millennial-chick]

Astrology Alignment

LAWFUL GOOD: Leo

NEUTRAL GOOD: Taurus

CHAOTIC GOOD: Libra, Sagittarius

LAWFUL NEUTRAL: Capricorn

TRUE NEUTRAL: Cancer

CHAOTIC NEUTRAL: Pisces, Gemini

LAWFUL EVIL: Virgo

NEUTRAL EVIL: Aquarius

CHAOTIC EVIL: Scorpio, Aries

[cornposting]

Bruh virgos are so fuckin sweet how dare

[violetpng]

excuse me this is false im cancer and chaotic neutral

[theratmessiah]

I’m Leo but I’m more true neutral

[violetpng]

you’re a true sweetheart that’s what you are

[just-space-thoughts]

When have Virgos ever been sweet? @just-artist-thoughts

[just-shower-thoughts]

Calling your girlfriend/wife “Honey” and “Sugar” is fine, but calling her “Molasses” would definitely be weird.

[just-space-thoughts]

It wouldn't be the weirdest I've called her tbh

[lilboreddev-blog]

REBLOG IF YOU LOVE DOGS

[poeticfog]

9 million people fucking love dogs

[tracknumber06]

Here we come 10.

[dark-eyed-harmothoe]

BREAK THE POST

BREAK THE POST

BREAK THE POST

[oikkawatooru]

it’s a sleepover~

send me:

fmk

crush stories

your tumblr crushes

tell me about your pets

have you evers

would you rathers

opinions

confessions 

ask my advice

tell me a story about you

a n y t h i n g (▰˘◡˘▰) 

[just-shower-thoughts]

It’s weird how read and lead rhyme, and so do read and lead, but read and lead don’t rhyme and neither do read and lead.

[water-based-introspection]

You have to specify which read and which lead because I messed this up whilst reading it and that makes my job just way too easy

[just-space-thoughts]

It wasn't that hard to read

[just-shower-thoughts]

Only famous people get assassinated, everyone else gets murdered.

[responses-from-the-theatre]

INCOR-FUCKING-RECT IF YOUR DEATH IS TO FURTHER A POLITICAL MISSION, THEN YOU’VE BEEN ASSASINATED THIS HAS BEEN A PSA

[just-space-thoughts]

DO YOUR RESEARCH OP!

[just-shower-thoughts]

Younger people will never know the embarrassing horror of dropping your phone and having the back cover and battery fly across the room.

[just-space-thoughts]

Happens all the time dude

[just-bath-thoughts]

Howdy man, clcik here.

[just-thot-thoughts]

Why, would it be anything else.

[responses-from-the-theatre]

is it a rickroll

[just-space-thoughts]

Worse

[just-shower-thoughts]

A seal is just a neutral sea lion. Neutral, as in without the ion.

[just-space-thoughts]

The joke doesn't work if you have to explain it, does it?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

here i am in my mid 20s torrenting the shit out of winnie the pooh cartoons

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i fucking hate piglet

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

tigger can stay but he’s on thin fucking ice

[just-shower-thoughts-x420-blog]

your opinions are shit. this post is invalid. you deserve to die a slow and painful death. 

[responses-from-the-theatre]

no no no, he’s right about piglet

(tiggers ok, eeyore is a mood honestly)

@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

[just-space-thoughts]

Invalid

Be nice to piglet

[water-based-introspection]

Piglet is a little bitch but I love tigger, I know his whole song of by heart because I thought it would help me to make friends

[just-space-thoughts]

Piglet is only a bitch because he is literally 99% anxiety and 1% any other emotion, let the guy be

[water-based-introspection]

He is one 1% a little bitch

[just-space-thoughts]

FUCKING RESPECT PIGLET, BITCH

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

here i am in my mid 20s torrenting the shit out of winnie the pooh cartoons

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i fucking hate piglet

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

tigger can stay but he’s on thin fucking ice

[just-shower-thoughts-x420-blog]

your opinions are shit. this post is invalid. you deserve to die a slow and painful death. 

[responses-from-the-theatre]

no no no, he’s right about piglet

(tiggers ok, eeyore is a mood honestly)

@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

[just-space-thoughts]

Invalid

Be nice to piglet

[water-based-introspection]

Piglet is a little bitch but I love tigger, I know his whole song of by heart because I thought it would help me to make friends

[just-space-thoughts]

Piglet is only a bitch because he is literally 99% anxiety and 1% any other emotion, let the guy be

[just-shower-thoughts]

Since the B in LGBT stands for “bisexual”, doesn’t that imply that there are only two genders?

[plantguylester]

if I’m bilingual doesn’t that imply that there are only two languages 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

here i am in my mid 20s torrenting the shit out of winnie the pooh cartoons

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i fucking hate piglet

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

tigger can stay but he’s on thin fucking ice

[just-shower-thoughts-x420-blog]

your opinions are shit. this post is invalid. you deserve to die a slow and painful death. 

[responses-from-the-theatre]

no no no, he’s right about piglet

(tiggers ok, eeyore is a mood honestly)

@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

[just-space-thoughts]

Invalid

Be nice to piglet

[just-shower-thoughts]

“Just for the money” shou𝖨d be a perfectly good answer to “why do you want this job.”

[just-space-thoughts]

What happened to the L?