Are You Happy Yet?

Hi there. Jessi. They/Them.

[sa-dnesss]

and just like that, I’m back in the same place I fought so hard to get out of

[earthnation]

I want to fuck your throat

my thrussy!?!?

[ventrue]

[schakira]

sorry for being dramatic but this post did irreparable damage to the english language

[timebendinglunatic]

Horrible job, everyone! Thank you!

[earthnation]

my bad damn

[thebootydiaries]

[isaac-my-babygirl]

Claire: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?

Isaac: ...Have you never taken a shower before?

[theorvilleincorrectquotes]

*Topa is shopping with Bortus*

Topa: Can I get a silenced pistol?

Bortus: If there’s one on sale.

[theorvilleincorrectquotes]

Gordon: What if I took off my leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath?

Isaac: You mean... Skin?

Gordon: What an absolutely terrifying thing to say. Thank you.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

Isaac asking the real questions we'd all like an answer to

[starryeyedstray]

beanie connor appreciation hours

non-serious dbh headcanon: connor's got the biggest rbf after deviating

[magicfairygirl]

[clopinasworld]

Markus has two hands

[peachiefilms]

are those photos of us? [NOT HANKCON]

hanks been in the force far too long to care abt being kidnapped 💔

[pukicho]

The masculine urge to eat food to live

[just0clueless]

I assumed you photosynthesised

[my-name-is-markus-with-a-k]

Markus and Connor

[my-name-is-markus-with-a-k]

[disobey-disappoint-deviate]

has this been done before?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

curious as to whether ao3 had an uptick in traffic yesterday...

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

delighted to learn there is an increase in ao3 traffic corresponding annually to christmas, thanksgiving etc. truly the "meaning of the holidays" is about reading porn to cope with being stuck indoors with relatives

[teratomat]