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The New Yorker Autumn Covers 🍂🍁
pretty!
printed these out on cotton paper and they look so good!!
this is a reminder to all of my Pre-HRT transfem followers:
If you're being gatekept from receiving your hormones by doctors (and by that I mean you have a wait time longer than a couple of months, MAX), ordering estrogen from the internet is easy, safe and cheap. Picking a proper dosage is extremely well-researched and extremely easy by going on transfemscience.org and checking their dosage guide (and seeing if your hormone levels are within norms after a month or so). Of course, if you can, get within reach of a doctor to monitor your levels with proper guidance, but this if this is not feasible for you, DIY is, in fact, pretty simple to obtain and carry out. You can also reach out after starting DIY - this is a practice that's common enough that any reputable endo will still accept you.
I know ya'll want boobs. Guess what - I wanted boobs too. 3.5 years later, I have a natural C-cup that literally still grows every now and then. I didn't have to go the DIY route, but some of the people in my life did.
Trust me here. Trust me. If you're trans and aren't on HRT, thinking "it won't help that much anyway" - it does.
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This blog supports pornographic and erotic artists and developers, and wishes them good luck in finding fucking anything that'll take them nowadays
Bless you all, and may the puritan fucks pushing you out of everywhere know nothing but pain and sorrow
Mastercard's new policy unfairly targets the adult content industry, making sex workers more vulnerable, especially Black trans women. It mu
If you want to actually help artists, sign this shit, i'll send some games that got hit by the shadowban in here soon
support nsfw artists while they're still allowed to exist
Sweaty musky girl balls on your face, reblog if you agree
Me: "Mommy.. ahh ahh fuck it's so hot ugh fuck"
*Mom with a spoon of hot soup looking on in horror*
You are your sister had always been close, but both of you were even closer to your father. Both of you had been keeping his bed warm whenever you could but when you came back to your father's house to surprise him, you found your sister and father making out on the couch. Your dad hadn't meant to cheat on both of you, but you were both so cute and so eager to please. To make it up to you both, he let both of you have a go at him but instead you all started kissing and groping and ohhhhh myyyy........
Nothing turns me on more than someone playing with my mouth. Press your thumb to my lips and it's going in my mouth. Let me kiss, bite and suck. Let me taste you. Sit on my face as I eat you out, or hold me down and fuck my throat. I want my mouth to be your favorite toy.
Going to the ALDI that makes you love your mother too much
Man I hate it when people use the pronoun “you” as a singular pronoun in an informal setting. “You” is plural, unless thou dost speak to an unfamiliar person. The correct singular second person pronoun is “thou” in most cases. Grammar never changes. Pronouns must always stay one way until the end of time. Learn thy proper English. *sigh* Kids these days.
If thou this mistake shouldst make on thine own blog, then know, villain, that thou art a dirty descriptivist, and no friend of mine. Ne'er should language itself alter, it doth remain fixèd as such, untouch’d by change. Wouldst thou, vile descriptivist, that we forget the heritage of our great tongue? Nay, say I. Thou art but a dickhead who sayest so.
stynt ðy clappe! beoð ðo writerris be wetleas knafen. ðy langag o engelond diffoulened be, ille usenid bi sclaundrous novelri.
kiss your dad on the lips with tongue
I'm an electrical engineer and for the longest time I was saying that electricity and electronics isn't magic, but think about it.
You literally have to collect rare stones from remote locations, put them into specific formations to work. All of this gets written down in symbols which don't make sense to the uninformed. It gets powered by energy which can not be seen in most cases.
Like what else do you want. What's your standard for calling something magic.
"It doesn't stop being magic just because you know how it works."
Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men (Discworld #30)
We literally have tablets made of crystals that hold a charge of magic so strong we can produce music and video from nothing.
There was once a planet, Kepler-22b, a large planet with a blue green atmosphere and mostly made of water. Being 93% water there was only one continent with a scattering of islands around it. On one of the larger islands are a people who value intelligence and love.
These are a squat people due to the planet's gravity, their bodies having grown in this high gravity environment. They subsist off of the land in tribes and trading between each other, the largest of the tribes using the psychedelic spores of the large pentapedal plant squid. These spores, when trapped in water and boiled down into a thick paste and ingested, can offer a glimpse into the Celestim: a spiritual realm where one can communicate with the maker of planets and elements.
The other tribes farm cow sized fungal arachnids that, when dying, bury themselves into the ground leaving their abdomen exposed to the air to swell and burst to let out it's spores which once touching on open soil, will grow new spiders. They are very useful for textiles and armoring, as well as being considered good hunting companions.
Their main threats are the giant semi-aquatic centipedes which secrete a mucus through their segmented carapace that incapacitates any who touch it. It's important to wear fungal arachnid armor, which has hairs that repel this fungus, when going to hunt fish like creatures: their main food source aside from the non-carnivorous vegetables.
Your brothers always teased you for being too girly and every time you would flustered, especially being the youngest of three brothers.
One day when you got home from college they all ambushed you and pinned you down, "H-Hey! Get the fuck off me!!" you tried to yell but it came out like a yelp as they turned you around and pulled off your clothes.
Once you were completely naked the eyed you up, "Aww such a cute little clit." your eldest brother cooed. They started to slip a skirt around your ankles and a skimpy blouse over your head and shoulders.
Fully dressed in your college's cheerleader outfit they made fun of you ruthlessly, calling you a pretty girl, and making notes on how they'd use a cute girl like you. Your "clit" started to get hard....
Friendly reminder that you should
Write that fic
Draw your OC
Redesign that blorbo
Plan that comic how you want
Create the content you want to see
Be cringe
Be free
The only thing that matters is you having fun! Not what others think!
Friday night was the end of an 11 year long friendship and a 7 year long relationship. This is so hard. They warn about heartbreak in movies and TV shows but you don't understand until you really feel it. This sucks
I cannot stress enough to you that all American government agencies are falling apart at the seams right now and they will not be put back together for the foreseeable future. EPA DHS ED VA FDA NIH IRS CDC HHS NPS etc... Elon Musk is dismantling everything. Anyone who resigns or is laid off now, the word we (I am an agency employee) are receiving internally is that their position will be abolished, not backfilled.
Do you like eating clean, safe food?
Do you like having clean, safe air and water?
Do you want experts monitoring developing infectious diseases?
Do you like getting tax returns?
Do you want your children to have free, quality, public education?
If so, you need to write to your senators and representatives RIGHT NOW. Trump is not obeying the rule of law. He is illegally firing all the inspectors general of these agencies (they are literally being escorted by security out of their offices) so that there is no one left to stop him from doing quite literally anything he wants. He has bypassed the internal structure of all of the agencies by plugging in external email servers to push typo-filled emails and memos written by employees of the heritage foundation directly into the inbox of every federal agency employee in the country, threatening to terminate them.
The rule of law is dead. The only mechanism left to stop any of this is mass public outcry via convincing your state's congressmen & women to do something, because right now they are staying absolutely silent and none of us in these agencies can figure out why. A massacre is happening right now and every single American will feel the material, concrete consequences of this in their daily lives very soon if nothing is done.
Please help me boost this information.
The news is largely not reporting on what is happening.
Literally all federal workers are currently using this subreddit as our only anonymous gathering place (we all fear doxing and retaliation) and accurate news source https://www.reddit.com/r/fednews/. If you want to know what is going on, keep up with this.
This is current breaking news coming from this subreddit:
We don't understand why no one is saying or doing anything. Elon musk is shoving federal guardrails aside to gain personal access to sensitive government systems and information of American citizens
here's a good resource i've used before -- i am not sure what the over under is on faxing vs calling, but thought I'd share
FaxZero lets you send free faxes to your congressional representatives with no subscription or sign-up.
and here's an easy way to find all the numbers you might need with built in scripts for specific issues.
Spend 5 minutes. Make 5 calls. Make your voice heard.