pleasure to have at the vet

he/him ✿ black nonbinary lesbian do not recite the deep lore to me, i actually go outside

[e-102]

you can’t ‘i’m just a little guy’ your way out of this one cunt

[bathroomcube]

we used to make rage comics about how spoons will spray you with water if you wash them at the wrong angle. not anymore. now we just suffer and suffer and suffer and suffer and suffer and suffer and suffer and suffer and suffer and suffer and suffer and suffer and suffer

[frogtonguesweetie]

a litter of noobs peacefully suckling the teat of the pro

[tastylemonbread]

[sparrowlucero]

more little tea kettle dragons

available on my kofi as adoptables

[kushblazer666]

[kosmogrl]

first day of march and things will get better + I love you

[l2-25]

pestering noelle

[skelotan]

The classics are spicier than I remember.

[harbinger-of-silly]

All gays will go to hellsite

[king-of-oreo]

What if in hellsite but not gay

[punky-beaver-offical]

[king-of-oreo]

NO!

[avhira]

[name-is-less]

Sun's out

But not for you, girl...

[beefbologna]

[kosmogrl]

[dilf-phoenix-rights]

Casts spell called “please be alright. I love you.”

[rozieramati]

[throathole]

Oh thanks but what the fuck does any of that mean

[anariel-the-elrond-apologist]

I’ve seen quite a few of these in my time, but this one takes the cake.

[throathole]

This is fucking killing me

Golp: a roundel purpure.

Repeat this to yourself until it begins to have meaning

[a-book-of-creatures]

Okay then since some of you need to be reminded of this:

Roundels are circles in heraldry. They are named according to their color, which also has its own lingo. Let’s meet them!

Bezant: roundel or (gold) 🟡

Plate: roundel argent (silver) ⚪️

Torteau: roundel gules (red) 🔴

Pomme: roundel vert (green) 🟢

Hurt: roundel azure (blue) 🔵

Golp: roundel purpure (purple) 🟣

Pellet: roundel sable (black) ⚫️

If your field is strewn with roundels, you can describe it appropriately as being bezanty, hurty, golpy, and so on.

[jester-de-punyalada]

Do you know who prevs icon is?

[littlealienproducts]

I Am Not In Trouble - Sticker by RayneKlar