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She/they/he | 27 | Ace, Aro, and Agender | Joe Hills for MCYT Tumblr Sexyman 2023 | Just a mix of fandom, aesthetic, funny, pride, and political posts.

[n0vas-galaxie]

Jacksepticeye is a STUPID youtuber name. Hi i'm Jonathan Poopy Eye. Ok bro

[therealjacksepticeye]

Ok well there happens to be deep lore and strong reasons for the name!! I’m very complex

[prokopetz]

"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.

[xeansicemane]

Humans have a really weird mix of mundane superpowers.

We're not fast and don't have a lot of natural weaponry but we're bizarrely tolerant to a broad range of toxins to the point that one toxin is considered a morning necessity for some to perform at work. Gotta love us.

[vexwerewolf]

[missmacfire]

[hamkittens]

[aussieroborous]

I've seen it pointed out a few times that the various toxins mentioned above did technically have the desired effect, given humans started cultivating the plants and thus protected them from predators/insects, and spreading their seeds far and wide. I just like the idea of evolution/DNA in the examples above being like a benevolent Monkey Paw for the plants.

[headspace-hotel]

Gotta love humans. Fucking weirdos.

[sawed-on-shotgun]

unfortunate truth of reality is that oftentimes 15 year olds will say/do/believe some stupid bullshit because they are 15 but telling them that they believe that because they are 15 is probably the most counterproductive thing in the entire universe

[dittography-direwolf]

Totally normal for a legitimate for-profit company to refuse to reclaim or stop running their products even after they're no longer being paid to do so. I'm sure it's very normal to just keep running your service for free when your contract's been terminated. Spending money to continue running cameras that supposedly no one is looking at is definitely not an indicator they are just run by the federal government to spy on everyone and only a wacko conspiracy theorist would think so.

[thirstkanaphan]

[elwensa]

Glam & Chive

A story about friendship and found family?! Whoa! Big Surprise I like them!

[ochiody]

day 3: promise/this is where my heart is

[eerieseelie]

Date idea: Sketching and rocking out to metal in your local cemetery 🪦🦇🖤

Thanks to @glitch-tom for collaborating with his amazing rendition of Dee’s visage 🫶🏻🫶🏻

[y-cd]

[glitch-tom]

🦇// Stalking, perhaps a family tradition.

[toringo]

im just HHH

[toringo]

im just HHH

[alysiusart]

The girls are sleeping.

Textless version below.

[sunnycringe]

The last one was to be funny over the edgyness but now I’m just mad that you can clearly tell it took me more than 15 minutes.

[90s-kid-sad-adult]

I made you short?

[sophsun1]

The Birdcage (1996) dir. Mike Nichols

[keyfili]

THE BIRDCAGE / faceless 1996 • dir. Mike Nichols