wretched bisexual

lauren | 24 she/her back on my mcr bullshit ig

[that-house]

Being a little too cold: brrrr i’m a little too cold !!!

Being a little too warm: i am going to kill the next person who makes eye contact with me.

[bloodclotbitch]

[slutdge]

it is once again... binturong appreciation hour

[drtanner]

I am appreciating the binturong. I am appreciating it SO MUCH.

[disgustinggf]

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

People in nyc think like this

[recklessmoss]

say what u want about the manscaped ads I know they are shit, all of them but the “evil, sinister, malcontent, balls” one puts me into fucking hysterics actually

[recklessmoss]

please this is SO funny

[recklessmoss]

HUH?!

[bigbadbutch]

[sealsdaily]

baby appear.

Today's Seal Is: Baby Appear

[deathpov]

[winged-fool]

🫡🫡🫡

[femalegothic]

[evilphone]

take his ass to margaritaville

[beardedmrbean]

Chaos entity Gritty paid a visit to the Philadelphia Zoo, animals seem to have accepted him as one of their own

[firefox-official]

in a bar thats playing big bang theory on one tv and young sheldon on the other

[coalashslurry]

we're running out of time to fuck it we ball....

[bovineblogger]

trans person: im trans

society: ok

the magnificent african forest buffalo:

[rotisserie-chicken-detector]

OP was eating Delicious Rotisserie Chicken when making this post!

[bovineblogger]

how did you know that.

[pancakeke]

I think it would be pretty sick to have pneumatic tubes (like at bank drive thrus) in my house but I can't come up with a single use case for them in a residence. though thinking about it conjured the idea of putting an empty cup from my desk in one to send it to the kitchen sink, where it would be thrown with force and shatter on impact. and that's pretty funny.

[2gays1cup-deactivated20240227]

[bilboswwaggins]

I need everyone to witness what i witnessed at the zoo today