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[kraftpunk]

[stretchscreamers-news]

Just thought I’d fucking Gnome all my idiot followers

[petite-ursus]

Somewhere between (งಠ_ಠ)ง and  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  every day.

[jasmerripen]

Ah the ever elusive ¯\_( ಠ_ಠ)_/¯

[no-i-know-her]

I’m more like (งツ)ง tbh.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[kasayaw]

[kasayaw]

thrilling sequel

[silver-tongues-blog]

those have the same energy as this

[art-nerd-rain]

Same energy as this

[dollypants302]

[minecraft-vindicator-deactivate]

[teakats]

may i add

[plainwallpaper]

Oh my god i cant believe this is on my dash

[uglyshirtsinc]

Hrngh

Soup

[forgamers]

[infectedwithnyanites]

People in night city are so poor they can’t even afford properly rendered buildings

[pro-gay]

Fjdkdmdmdmsmsmzmdkfkdksmznkskak

[fucktheflagandfuckyou]

i’m sorry but this is the funniest fucking thing i’ve seen all week

[lesbeet]

when you realize how shitty your parking job was but then just walk away

[steelplatinum]

frfrfrfrfrfrfrfr

[ethicalmemes]

Immune system protecc #EthicalMemes

[pacificrim-archive]

[rocketmermaid]

Giant isopods are so cool but what’s with the sexy funk music

[hussainthemvp]

most sexual motherfucker in the ocean. 

[guerrillatech]

[burlbread]

Translation: How do western european perverts imagine Slavic girls to be like: Me and the womenfolk of Moravia:

[deviantlydino]

This is now officially a Slavic humor blog

[fairyrealms-deactivated20150216]

[galadariel]

it’s back

[the-female-gaymer]

will this never get explained to me???

[southbreak]

what is happening

[pananni]

Explanation:

They are shooting the scene in Desolation of Smaug where Kili and Tauriel are having their first real conversation in the dungeons.

In the scene, they talk about a party happening upstairs (something about the stars, I can’t remember). Legolas is supposed to be seen staring at the two of them in jealousy ‘cause he likes Tauriel.

Orlando, however, chose to make this glorious blooper happen by wearing a party hat and calling them sluts.

[forest-king]

https://youtu.be/UXDBRP5HEQA

[wuekka]

WAIT, THIS WASN’T A FUNNY EDIT?!

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

*secretes radioactive sludge*

[monkeymage]

Please don’t I just cleaned the floors :(

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Oh sorry *leafs*

[monkeymage]

Leafs and sludge? Why are you doing this?

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

There's something wrong with me

[dilfosaur]

folks wanted me to post this so fine

[eyess]

this is a free trial of death

[dis-ass-ociates]

Okay before things get bad I’m gonna say that people should respect other people as human beings, no matter what they may ship.

Both Tony Tiger x Grinch and Onceler x Grinch are entirely valid.

And that being said, I would now like to present a new ship:

The Grinch has TWO hands.

[radicalreliablerandomness]

Oh no

[dis-ass-ociates]

also I’d like to add that the grinch, at 6′2, is actually the shortest of the three of them.

[dilfosaur]

[gharibajameel]

Les enfants terribles…

[ew-is-that-a-life]

Why is op frnch

[the-snadger]

oh my god you can’t just ask people why they’re french

[everythingfox]

peekaboo

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