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[animentality]

[oonightmareoo]

Just once, I want Danny to spout off something that he’s clearly heard from Jazz and then cringe at it.

Jason: “Just gotta wait until the Stockholm Syndrome kicks in!”

Danny: “Actually, that is a phony diagnosis created by a sexist psychiatrist who saw a hostage situation on TV and decided that the woman, in fight-flight-fawn mode, was in love with the man waving a gun at h-"

Jason: *raises eyebrow*

Danny, realizing: "Oh, you meant it as a joke… Ancients, I sounded like Jazz there.” *shudders*

Dick, exasperated: “Monkey see, monkey do, after all…”

Danny, eating a snack: "Actually, monkeys mimic behavior as a form of communication and survival, while the so-called Chameleon Effect is influenced by a desire to fit in and be liked by the people around us. It's also influenced by a part of the brain that certain- *pauses* *pushes snack away* And that was super fucking weird to bring up all of a sudden, sorry, what were we talking about?" *face screwed up in disgust*

Dick: *is just amused*

Damian, angry enough to turn red: "-I will eviscerate you so much that even your mother would be disgusted by your incompetent-"

Danny, off to the side and kinda zoned out: "Did you know that excess violence in teenagers, while typically attributed towards early childhood development by those around the teenager, is almost always caused by their current situation and a feeling of estrangement, lack of control, or- wow, yea, okay, I'm shutting up now, I just realized what I sounded like. Uegh."

Damian, suddenly calm: "You bring up a valid point, Daniel. Come, make your argument in front of father. Please."

Tim: "I'll sleep when I'm dead; for now, there's coffee."

Jason: "That shit stunts your growth, pipsqueak."

Danny: "That was actually debunked. What coffee does do is it blocks your adenosine receptors and enhances your dopamine signaling, increasing your mood and motivation as well as enhancing your memory, and then it also improves your attention and alertness. However, it also increases your anxiety and sleep disturbances, which can mess up your memory consolidation and brain recovery." *makes a disgusted face* *shudders* *takes a sip of an energy drink* "Anyways, ignoring all that nonsense that I'm definitely ignoring that I've accidentally memorized, sleeping when you're dead is also a myth. I would know." *chugs energy drink*

Tim, despairing with a tight grip on his coffee: "Nooo, I was relying on that!"

[brucedefender4eva]

Bruce could not handle Dick’s level of need for physical affection when he first came to the manor.

It genuinely made his skin tingle with how much he was being touched

He had to gently sit the small boy down and explain he wasn’t used to being touched so casually all the time, and it was overwhelming him, not in a good way at all

Dick was disappointed but unsurprised, given Bruce’s entire deposition. It was a hard adjustment. He loved being touched and was used to being touchy with his parents, but the last thing he wanted to do was make Bruce uncomfortable and push him into a meltdown from being overwhelmed

But, there was one thing Bruce would do that Dick fucking loved

Whenever Bruce still wanted to show him affection, but couldn’t deal with anything touching his body or his arms, he’d get in real close and smush his cheek and Dick’s. That was it, so simple. And it was the most wonderful thing in the world

It never failed to make Dick giggle in delight

He would come up to Bruce when he was working on the Batcomputer and nuzzle their cheeks together before cartwheeling off, happy that no matter what, Bruce would allow this kind of touch

As they grew up, as most things do, they stopped doing it so often until it was pushed aside. Bruce got used to other kinds of affection, and Dick was a lot more used to that

Then, they had their falling outs, their busy schedules, and just life in general getting in the way.

Dick can admit to himself that he sometimes misses their cheek nuzzles, but he doesn't think Bruce even remembers doing it

But as they grow older and there are more kids, Bruce allows himself to get help. Not only in the field, but also in mental health help. He’s learning how to be more affectionate after years of pushing it away due to repeated trauma and express himself in different ways

And the first thing he does when Dick comes over for family dinner, uncaring of everyone sitting at the table waiting for them, is smush his cheek against his oldest baby and nuzzle his cheek before casually ambling away to his seat

Dick is delighted, and everyone else is confused because this was a Dick and Bruce thing. He didn’t do it with any of his other children

Dick does give Bruce the go-ahead after the others guilt him, but Bruce does it with Dick the most out of everyone. That’s his first baby, and the one who pushed him to be better

[pink-link-lad]

some of the boys as mythical creatures!

I had the idea for a birch tree dryad Time and got so excited i almost cried

Legend’s a bit hard to see but he’s the bunny in Time’s arms

I made Legend an Al-Mi’raj cuz their gimmick is cool as fuck. Anything that lays eyes on one runs away in terror and i think thats really funny when he’s just a little unicorn rabbit.

His brothers are either used to it or immune

[starfall1ng]

Old Man originally being Warriors nickname during the WoE.. Walk with me here

[brucedefender4eva]

Bruce: Here *sets down jar on kitchen table*

The whole room stops, and Tim stares wide-eyed at the jar before backing away in slight disgust

Tim: What is that? Aren’t you supposed to be on bed rest?

Bruce: Your spleeeennnn

Tim: What?

Dick: What.

Bruce: You got sick last month, and it was bad… I felt bad… spleen…

Jason: *turning to Tim* You were missing your spleen? When the hell were you gonna tell anyone?!

Tim: Slipped my mind, anyway, how did you find out?

Bruce: I go into the League of Assassins servers and whatnot from time to time ever since Damian came into the family, no biggie

Duke: And you...?

Bruce: Infiltrated them about two hours ago to steal back your brother's spleen?

Bruce: Yes

Steph: Are you on drugs? You sound like you’re on drugs. What did Alfred give you?

Bruce: I don’t remember, something for my broken ribs

Cass: *standing up and leading Bruce to sit down in a chair* How many?

Bruce: Three, not a big deal. Anyways, spleen. *grins widely*

Jason: Wait... you infiltrated the League of Assassins while high

Bruce: *looks confused* What, like it's hard?

Damian: *had left the room earlier, is now back with a glass of cold water* Baba, please drink

Bruce: *takes glass and ruffles Damian’s hair* Thank you, baby, you’re so good to me. I love you so much *starts kissing his cheeks while Damian weakly tries to escape*

Dick: … *only slightly jealous* I’m calling Alfred

Duke: *poking Bruce’s forehead only to get a blinding smile back* Bruce is kinda cute like this, all dopey and stuff

[rodentlegalteam]

‘chain gets revival dolls’ trope but they’re low effort bootlegs

[j-walking]

The Blue Spirit mask

(Btw my first attempt drawing adult zukaang, hope I did it well 👉🏼👈🏼)

[dankxsinatra]

[goblinwithartsupplies]

Luke, who was forced to be a warrior has a green saber, traditionally used by Jedi consulars, peacemakers and diplomats.

Leia, who spent her whole life in politics has a blue saber, traditionally used by Jedi Guardians, warriors and fighters.

IDK I’m just crying because they were forced into roles not meant for them even if they figured it out and enjoyed it. :(

[starcatboy]

Dooku is that person who when asked his “body count” gives his kill count and it’s astronomically high. Someone out there thinks he’s a massive slut.

[howdidthisevenhappenanyway]

*It’s important to note that he is, in fact a massive slut, but that body count is a little less

[nthegg]

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[is9vhl]

original trilogy doodle dump but it's mostly just luke because i love that little dude

[janmisali]

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[j-em-g]

how it started → how it's going 🤗

[anarchopuppy]

isnt it maddening how one day ur 9 and u go to middle school and cub scouts and all the kids are cursing and making dirty jokes and drawing dicks and repeating offensive shit they got from watching south park and family guy on their bedroom tv after their parents have gone to bed (on the same channel that shows kids cartoons during the day) and playing horrifically violent games on newgrounds and a handful of the kids u know have straight up told u they do coke, then next thing u know ur an adult and the ppl around u expect u to act like even the slightest exposure to potentially objectionable content or depictions of the human body will instantly and irreversibly shatter any childs fragile innocent mind

and theyre like "prove to me this wont traumatize my children!" and even the ppl who agree w u go "well u see, in other cultures, and in the ancient past, and if u look at this study-" but like. my source is every child whos ever grown up at any point in human history. open ur eyes. we have never been able to stop kids from seeing and repeating adult stuff and we never will, and its always just been fine

[werewolfetone]

Every time I remake the same post about how the people typically portrayed as being "poor" in pop histories of the georgian and regency periods are really just lower level gentry and it's insulting to the lower classes of the era and also just not true to describe them as relatively "badly off" I get ninety billion people saying that actually wealthy white english women in 1810 did have it bad as though it's a trump card, so I would just like to ask everyone to join me in a group exercise where we all put our heads together and see if we can think of a group of people to which "poor" and "woman" could possibly both apply

[werewolfetone]

It was often miserable to be poor in early nineteenth century britain and ireland: true ✅

It was often miserable to be a woman in early nineteenth century britain and ireland: true ✅

It was often miserable to be a poor woman in early nineteenth century britain and ireland: thankfully this one is not true as women only existed in the upper classes and therefore the heights of oppression for women were such horrors as "arranged marriage" or "only had one servant" and not "arm torn off in a factory machine; no recourse of any kind as women aren't actually legally allowed to be working at that factory and early workers rights movements were male exclusive" or "indefinitely imprisoned in a lock hospital by the government as a prostitute, the evidence being that she was living on the streets because she couldn't afford rent." learned this one today from my tumblr notes