ok but give me one good reason why you wouldnât date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog
I canât beat Miss Piggy in a fight. Sheâs very strong and knows karate.
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ok but give me one good reason why you wouldnât date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog
I canât beat Miss Piggy in a fight. Sheâs very strong and knows karate.
when you order regular fries and you get a few curly fries
current gender: saying I'm a woman is weird and saying I'm not a woman is also weird
my sleeping pattern ainât even a pattern anymore itâs a freestyle thatâs on shuffle
Feeling highly ambiguous tonight
Like in a sexy way?
like in a
i went to go pick up my HORMONES from the chemist today and the guy was quite sweet and very well intentioned but clearly way out of his element... when i was leaving i did the standard âthanks have a nice nightâ and he responded with âyou too enjoy your... (very very quietly obviously realising what he was saying was highly insane) gender...â and tbh i havent stopped thinking abt being a gender enjoyer since
*looks at you seductively* *lowers glasses* i canât see a thing
i want to cuddle and cuddle and cuddle and cuddle and cuddle and cuddle and cuddle and cuddle and cuddle
excited about being tired at 9pm
people love fat women a lot more when theyâre cute minimalist line art than they do when fat women exist in the real world and dare to take up space or even exist in their line of sight
skinny or straight-sized women will use fat women in their cartoony art as a way to embrace body positivity but other than painting us on vases or making planters shaped like our headless bodies, what are you actually doing to support and love fat women?
youâre out here getting the venus of willendorf tattooed on your arm but are you treating actual women who look like that in real life with love and respect?
because fat women exist outside of cute nude drawings and plus size insta models. fat women dressed in âunflatteringâ clothes exist, fat women in âuglyâ clothes exist, old fat women, tired fat women⌠are they also symbols of your feminist movement?
or are our bodies only valuable as an aesthetic?
1. She's a woman 2. She's from a poor, rural background 3. Her style has "low-class" connotations
# grown siblings fighting over tamagotchis
A show where you can tell the creator has actual siblings
Heâs having a main character moment
Okay I hate retail but shoutout to my boss for not being a giant dick which includes:
⢠taking us all out for dinner and drinks tonight to thank us for dealing with the first week of December rush
⢠a guy sexually harassed me at work and I laughed it off but the boss had him banned from the entire mall premises
⢠heâs kicked people out permanently for yelling at me and coworkers
⢠i have a driving lesson in the middle of a shift next week and heâs coming in on his day off to cover it for me
⢠he buys us coffee from the local cafe every morning bc âhow the fuck could we survive customers without itâ
like thanks for making retail slightly less shitty bro
⢠has started hostile warfare with the shop across from us because theyâre homophobic to the sweetest barista there who came out as lesbian, so he lets her hang out with us on all her breaks and also hung up pride flags in direct view of them and overall does his best to undermine them in any way possible
your boss sounds awesome
his name is Luigi which makes this 100% funnier
The best trope in the world is when a character realizes that theyâre in love with another character and instead of being bashful or cute about it their internal monologue is just âNO. GOD. FUCK. WHYâ
ah fun home, one of the most recent "all gay men are pedophiles" and "kill yourself because you're gay" pieces of media to reach popularity in the modern age somehow
you realize thatâs her life right like
alison bechdel didnât kill off her dad for the angst