[weavemama]

i dont want my entire life to revolve around work

[serotnin]

[1rakus]

i love naruto but if some blonde bootlicker started yelling to me about how he wanted to be the president and how he knew all about my issues and understood me then i would make an attempt on his life

[demon-lord-nic]

I think thats exactly what Gaara did 

[whitepeopletwitter]

[thesassycat]

*Seductively lays on a table* Hey bab- *Table breaks*

i just have this persistent feeling of “i’m not doing enough” combined with “i don’t have the energy to do anything” and it just really fucking sucks

[brokenly]

My life is like a romantic comedy except there’s no romance and It’s just me laughing at my own jokes

[justalittleicy]

Why be icy?

I love ice

[deactivated-blog]

Remember when you had energy to do things? Those were some wild times

[dillekamille]

Monster of Frankenstein by Mary Shelley: “Accursed creator! Why did you form a monster so hideous that even you turned from me in disgust? God, in pity, made man beautiful and alluring, after his own image; but my form is a filthy type of yours, more horrid even from the very resemblance. Satan had his companions, fellow-devils, to admire and encourage him; but I am solitary and abhorred.”

Monster of Frankenstein in pop culture: (unintelligible moaning)

[lazybitch]

*cringes at 9 year old me*

*cringes at 13 year old me*

*cringes at year ago me*

*cringes at day ago me*

*cringes at future me*

[foreignhour]

The irony and the puns…they feel like a slap to the face

[tackminyard]

harry can’t duel

harry can’t duel

harry cannot duel

he only uses expelliarmus and he cannot duel

even if he’s dueling the FUCKING DARK LORD

[quillsand]

Imagine the conversation ministry officials must be having when they see his auror application:

“He’s Harry Potter!”

“I know but that doesn’t change the fact-”

“Harry! Freaking! Potter!”

“We still need him to attend extra duelling lessons-”

“We can’t put Harry Potter in extra duelling lessons!”

“He only ever uses one spell-”

“Yeah, but he’s really good at it.”

[coloneltomarry-deactivated20180]

I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who had practiced one kick 10,000 times. - Bruce Lee

[dragon-in-a-fez]

Harry Potter, the boy who dared to ask, “why study all these other spells if I can get really good at yeeting everyone’s wands out of their hands”

[rohie-deactivated20191102]

me, alone in my room, every 5 minutes: am i being myself? is this who i really am? who am i performing for?

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

where’s the pic of that guy’s tinder bio where he says something along the lines of “well i’m a fat fuck with a big truck. welcome to the shitshow.”

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

thanks. this is literally the best tinder bio ever

[intj-confessions]

If I were single I’d date him.

[hgjgudrfghjiouytrfcvbhjuiy-deac]

real Netflix and chill is like 30 minutes of “what do you want to watch” “I don’t care you choose” “no you choose”

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]