Tis I, a minty peanut

Welcome to whatever this is.

[justamintypeanut]

Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.

Late to bed and early to wake, makes a man say "I have made a mistake"

[lihichi2808]

how to impress your lord

[justamintypeanut]

Survived my first day at work. I am now an official Adult ;-;

[what-even-is-thiss]

The reason your snacks are unsatisfying is that you need both carb and protein.

Carb starts your engine, protein keeps it going.

No carb, engine don’t start. No protein, engine dies out fast.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Easy carb add on:

Cookie

Fruit (canned or fresh)

Chips

Piece of bread

Popcorn

Crackers

Easy protein add on:

Nuts

Spoonful of nut butter

Cheese

Roasted chickpea snacks

Glass of milk (dairy or non dairy)

Small canned sausages or similar

[what-even-is-thiss]

Sugar in there.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

[justamintypeanut]

And my mom says eating a cheese sammich every day is not nutritious.

[meteoriccman]

“Average keyblade wielder is 150 years old" factoid actually just statistical error. The average keyblade wielder is only 16 years old. Bodysnatchers Georg, who was born in the age of fairytales and has lived for multiple centuries, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[wtf-jax]

MIDDLE FINGERS UP IF YOU DON’T GIVE A *whispers quietly so my parents can’t hear me* frick

[siacherry]

*POLICE SIRENS*

[mutecrows]

*HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING*

[saltyhealer-deactivated20170126]

[gavin screaming]

[piginapoke]

who the fuck is Gavin

[lovely-blue-galaxy]

Idk but he sounds pretty upset

[princess-valentineee]

"They let Nomura get too insane someone has to stop hi-" NOOO!!! IM ENJOYING THE INSANITY!!! LET HIM GO MORE INSANE!!!! GIVE ME WHATEVER STORY WE ARE HEADED TOWARDS!!!! I WANNA BE IN TOKYO IN KH4!!!! THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!!

[remight]

Birth by CD-i

[kijimha]

just because you havent seen me post about The Character in a while doesn't mean i'm any less insane about them in private

[lihichi2808]

🤫🤫

[newtypezaku]

[jtmarx]

Shout out to my mans Leon because that one scrub was like 'this just in, Rimuru is gonna sell some kids as slaves' and Leon, who doesn't even like Rimuru, immediately called bull

[kingpin-of-steel-act3]

[ihatenearlyeverything]

its ok theyre Gods lil helpers

[oatmealbrain]

And boy are they clumsy

[hydrangeafae]

Hi, these bees are babies! They’re not clumsy at all, this is what is called orientation flights. After birth and before beginning their careers as foragers (as all Honey bees cycle through all the jobs in the Hive throughout their lifespan), Honey bees take short flights back and forth, to and from the Hive, to orient themselves with their wings and their home so they can learn its location and how to get back home after foraging! Everyone has to learn, these are just smol little baby turkeys. Bees use the angle of the sun for location so adults have a better and more direct sense of location than any human

[polar-solstice]

IM SO PLEASED TO LEARN THIS!!!

They are just!!! Student drivers!!! 😭

[sindri42]

BONK!

[should-be-sleeping]

[traditional-latin-math]

Please Bee Patient

[princess-valentineee]

Im crying

I dont know why this is so funny to me

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[koiagain]