Writer of fan-fics, lover of puns. Currently obsessed with SasoDei. Sasori multishipper. Cover art by deidara-senpai.tumblr.com! Want me to write you something? Send an Ask! Find my longer pieces on AO3~
the fics listed and linked below all feature naruto characters, mainly sasori and deidara. i love writing AUs, and love writing smut, but that's not all there is. you're welcome to explore!
please let me know what you've liked by leaving comments or sending asks (i am currently happy to take reasonable requests, and when i have more free time, will also send out prompt request lists, like the 50 kisses one).
finally, remember to be mindful of the tags, and if you see something you don't like, just don't read it, my loves
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sasodei
A Lifetime of Moments (modern AU series, 18 works to date) - AO3
university art department, teaching assistant Sasori, late-start uni freshman Deidara, also features "The Dawn Climbers" (Akatsuki as a climbing club) and Uchiha family drama
contains ItaDei, which leads to some SasoDei drama, but the SasoDei train does not derail
in progress, will return to updating after the summer
part of a Christmas story that will eventually make it into the series!
when it joins the other stories on AO3 there will be minor changes, but for now you may enjoy it as is~
Together, Beautiful (ALoM one-shot) - AO3
PWP 😈
it's a one-shot b/c it doesn't fit into the series yet
Moments in Which (canon-verse series)
First Sight, Second Thoughts - AO3
Boys Just Wanna Have Fun - AO3
A Moment in Which: Dreams Hurt More than Reality - AO3
A Moment in Which: Pieces Almost Fall Into Place But Mostly Things Just Fall Apart - AO3
The Moment in Which: They Figure It Out - AO3
A Moment In Which: That Which is Most Important Remains Unsaid - AO3
each piece is complete, but the series is still in progress. updates when i feel inspired ~ 💖
Hard Truths (2023 Year of the OTP series of shorts) - AO3
work in progress
i don't think i'll actually do the other 11 prompts... sorry...
Heaven in a Wildflower (hunter/prey AU, tiger-immortal AU) - AO3
what can i say? i'm in love with this AU
complete
Conquest of Spaces (sci-fi AU) - AO3
updates may happen for this AU, but this piece is complete
The Method in the Madness (Victorian serial-killer AU) - AO3
dark and violent~
complete
Lunch Break (shop owner AU; modern AU) - AO3
Deidara owns a katsudon food stall; Sasori is a photographer
second chapter in progress, updating at some point...
read a Ch2 preview here - Tumblr
It's Valentine's Day Stupid (Chinese highschool AU) - AO3
inspired by 19 Days; Rivals-to-lovers
complete but i keep playing with the AU, hence these two one-shots:
18. Teasing kisses where one person blows air into the other’s mouth and runs away (Chinese highschool AU) - Tumblr
5. Throwing their arms around the other person’s neck, hugging them close before kissing them passionately on the lips (Chinese highschool AU) - Tumblr
One Last Chance - AO3
Archaeology/treasure-hunter AU for SasoDei Week 2023
✨NEW✨Thunderstruck - AO3
Music AU!!!
Originally for SasoDei Week 2024, only finished it in 2025...
Mature rating for: violence, non-con kiss and underage drug use
HALLOWEEN STUFFS
A Curious Form of Magic (modern magic AU) - AO3
Witch!Sasori meets blogger!Deidara... meet-cute, hurt/comfort, and chemistry
Smutty second chapter
Borrowed Time (modern magic AU) - AO3
Angsty sequel to story above
not actually Halloweeny
Tricks and Treats (kid fic, same-age, modern-ish AU) - AO3
it's Halloween night in "Kagetown" for 12-y/o Sasori and Deidara
cutsie, not shippy or romantic!!!
multisasori
Body, Mind, and Soul (OroSaso, SasoSaso) - AO3
canon-verse
a deep-dive into Sasori's decision to transfer himself to a puppet
included as a prequel to the Moments in Which series
I Sing the Body Electric (SasoKona) - AO3
cyberpunk AU; smut
U and Our Hands (SasoKonaDei) - AO3
cyberpunk AU; smut; sequel to story above; threesome~
Cyberdolls' Night Out (SasoKonaDei) - AO3
cyberpunk AU; fluff, getting ready to go out; sequel to above
Drawn (SasoSai) - AO3
modern AU artists; matured Sai; secretly blonde's favourite AU
Watercolored (SasoSai) - AO3
modern AU artists; sequel to story above
still updating
Come What May (SasoThird) - AO3
ballet AU; one of my favourite AU 🥺
still updating
I'm Not Sleeping In That Bed With You (OroSaso) - AO3
canon-verse; prequel to Body, Mind, and Soul
44. Tentative kisses in the dark (OroSaso) - Tumblr
canon-verse; 50 kisses prompt; prequel to BMS
42. Kisses that are meant to be distracting (OroSaso) - Tumblr
canon-verse; 50 kisses prompt; "deleted scene" from BMS
Scorpion's Kiss (Sasori & You) - AO3
modern AU, bartender AU, second-person POV
itadei
aside from Neon Angel and Broken in the Rain from "A Lifetime of Moments," there are also these two little canon-verse shorts:
3. Breathy demand: "kiss me" - Tumblr
a random cracked ItaDei thingy - Tumblr
ame trio
a new addition to the mix! i love writing Konan so much 🥺
When Ghosts Go Roaming - AO3
for the Naruto Calendar 2022, a cute little thing featuring witch!Konan, witch-in-training!kid!Deidara, and a ghostly Yahiko~
✨NEW✨ Voice, Eyes, Heart - AO3
for the Akatsuki Gift Exchange 2022, a punk rock AU featuring Konan, Pain, Kakuzu, Sasori, and the Six Paths of Pain (thus far at least!) and lots of angst!!!
This is my fav new thing that i've written. please give it some love!!
general
Home (android!Sasori & bab!Sasori) - AO3
same scif-fi AU as Conquest of Spaces but with a very different focus
multi-chapter
updates planned, but probably will not resume until summer 2022?
Paws, Play, Relax, Unwind (general) - AO3
Pein, Sasori, Konan, Deidara, and a fluffy cat
Akatsuki domestic fluff, canon-verse
completed
Laundry Day (general) - AO3
Konan, Kisame, Itachi, background Deidara and Hidan
Akatsuki domestic fluff, canon-verse
completed
character portraits
fics without ships!
Sasori
*NEW* Blood & Fate - AO3
canon-verse; something of an origin story; will probably make you sad...
The Narcissist's Muse - AO3
canon-verse; can be read as prequel to Body, Mind, and Soul
Deidara
All Things Must End - AO3
canon-verse; Dei origin story; features OC sensei who possesses the kinjutsu Deidara eventually steals from the village
read an excerpt here: Tumblr
Shino
solo mission, kaminari no kuni - AO3
87 - the uncomfortably blinding white of the page of a book you’re trying to read outside - Tumblr
FINALLY, it's done!! Remember when i posted a teaser of Chapter 1 A YEAR AGO??? i know i've totally missed @sasodeiweek 2025, and understand if you can't put this in the AO3 collection, but here it is nonetheless:
Thunderstruck (AO3) - a music/rock band/pop-star AU featuring Deidara-the-rocker and Sasori-the-cellist
Summary: First chair cello for the Sunagakure Philharmonic Sasori knows he is struggling to move past his break up with retired conductor Third, while front-man to the pop-metal band C4 Deidara chafes at restrictions set by his label, Masked Man Records. When "chance" brings the two musicians together for a concert in Sunagakure, their lives are irrevocably changed.
Rating: Mature
Relationships: Sasori/Deidara (end-game), Sasori/Third Kazekage (post-break-up and man is this ex annoying), Deidara/Uchiha OC (regrets were had), Naruto/Gaara (because who doesn't want to see homicidal-maniac-dark-place Gaara be metaphorically reborn?), teensy glimpse of Kakuzu/Hidan.
Characters: Sasori, Deidara, Third Kazekage, Obito-as-"Madara", Gaara, Naruto (first time ever writing him despite being in the fandom for how long??), Konan, Yahiko, Hidan and Kakuzu (briefly)
Tags: (im so sorry there's a lot... it's been a long time since i tagged things and this piece got complicated...)
i am not an artist. but i had to draw these before i could write the fic! (they have no faces because i didn't want to fuck anything up. i wish i could have drawn their cool makeup!! 🥺)
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Rating: Explicit
Relationships: Deidara/Konan/Sasori (Naruto)
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Cyberpunk, Cybernetics, Threesome - F/M/M, Drinking, Smut, Sex, all the sex, safe sex, Although Deidara’s cybernetic hand-mouths take a prominent role at one point, I’m gonna repeat that, CYBERNETIC HAND-MOUTHS, Deidara really likes them, but otherwise this is just three people who are really into each other having some really nice sex, First Kiss, First Time, (Deidara’s), Also featuring a very horny motorcycle ride, And just remember people: Everybody touches themselves
@naruto-smut-monday
Series: Part 2 of Mon Coeur S'Ouvre A Ta Voix
Naruto Smut Mondays || June || Threesome
“You want to ask him?” Konan prompted, nudging his shoulder playfully. Over the course of the evening, they had grown acutely aware of Deidara’s stormy gaze, and settled on a bet. Konan had her hunch, but Sasori was certain she was wrong.
Sasori rolled his eyes. He was certain he knew the answer to the question without asking. It was obvious from the way he looked at her—
“Alright fine, I’ll do it!” Konan exclaimed. “Deidara-kun,” she began, honey eyes gleaming, “if you had to choose between the two of us, Sasori or me, who would you prefer to sleep with?”
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
AT LONG LAST
blonde presents…. The OroSaso/SasoSaso fic that nearly did me in. lordy was this a tough piece to write. it’s complex. it’s tragic. it’s… Orochimaru, and it’s Sasori. Times two. PLEASE MIND THE TAGS AND WARNINGS, MY LOVES.
@multisasori Month 2021
March 20, 21, 22 || OroSaso, SasoSaso, “On the slab”
also submitting for
@naruto-smut-monday || March || Idle Hands/Trading Favors
Summary: Two partners with their eyes on eternity clash over one crucial detail–just how necessary is the human body? Compared to fickle muscle and bone, Sasori’s puppet vessel is the picture of perfection, the epitomy of self-control… and tantalizingly beautiful. But when he runs into a dead end during the consciousness transfer, he must ask his partner Orochimaru for assistance that the man may be unwilling to give.
blonde submits: propaganda for SasoOro/OroSaso. it's weird, niche, and smutty... but hey, if readers are cool with everything tagged, it's a ride worth getting on...
okay, i know my OT3 SasoKonaDei is gonna be in the minority here, especially in a group against KisaIta, which is a Top Tier Ship ™️but HEAR ME OUT:
blonde presents three glorious cyberpunk AU fics, two of which are Incredibly Smutty (including one of the best threesome fics out there, if i may be so bold as to toot my own horn 😝) I Sing The Body Electric is technically only viable propaganda for SasoKona, but please accept the full package~
votey vote! this group is tough for me... because i have *this much* propaganda to offer:
YahiKonan - When Ghosts Go Roaming (general, kid-friendly but sad... like, happy-sad)
Itadei - ItaDei kiss for ask game (mature), "a random cracked ItaDei thingy" (featuring Hidan), Broken in the Rain (explicit, smutty, part of a larger story, CW/TW: infidelity), and a prequel to it, Neon Angel
SasoOro/OroSaso - I'm Not Sleeping In That Bed With You (mature, playful) Body, Mind, Soul (explicit, smutty and weird!! mind the tags...) *edit* i found one more!! inbox game: distracting kisses
happy akatsuki gift exchange @time-to-change-away!
your prompt bit me and didn't let go: Pain/Konan. Setting: A grimy venue. Prompt: Local punk band member Pain instantly starstruck over the woman who came to decorate the venue before the show.
and then you directed your gift-giver to 'Go fully smoked-hog ham and have fun!! :D' i took that to heart. and here we are.
thank you for unlocking something truly amazing with this inspiring prompt!! i hope you enjoy it~
idk why this fic is getting so little traffic 😢 please come check it out, i promise it doesn't bite... i know it isn't SasoDei (at least, not yet...)
might have something to do with putting a Mature rating on it, when it's really pretty General (again, at least for now!) i have a lot of continuation ideas, so i'd love to expand this, but not if no one's reading it... 😢😢😢
it's a love letter to punk rock - music lovers, you gotta check it out! thanks, my loves~
vote, vote, vote beloveds! blonde has too much propaganda for the obvious vote, but if you would cast your vote elsewhere, please consider taking a "proper gander" at Voice, Eyes, Heart, my punk rock AU featuring Tendo Pain (Nagato) and Konan 👀
My name is Sam and I’m starting something fun, chaotic and hopefully unforgettable:
AKATSUKI SHIP WAR!
Concept
This event will be a full ship tournament dedicated entirely to Akatsuki ships. It will happen in two phases:
1) Group Phase (all vs all)
- All submitted ships will be sorted into groups (Group A, B, C, etc.).
- Each group will run one poll (like a battle royal).
- The two ships with the highest percentage wins in their group will advance to the Main Round.
This way no ship is left out, and everyone gets a fair chance.
2) Main Round (1v1 battles)
- Ships will be matched randomly into 1v1 polls.
- The winner (the ship with more percentages) moves to the next round.
- This continues through quarterfinals, semifinals, and the final showdown.
- I will make sure ships from the same group don’t meet again immediately in the first Main Round.
Example: ItaKisa vs KakuHida → You simply vote for the ship you personally like more.
Easy, chaotic, painful, beautiful. Just like the Akatsuki.
Propaganda
Propaganda is absolutely allowed, even encouraged!
You can send:
-drawings
- mini-essays
- fanfics
- memes
- silly one-sentence rambles
- edits
- literally anything that hypes your ship! Go wild!
You can submit propaganda:
- via ask, or
- in your own posts (just make sure to tag me (and the event tag) so I can see and reblog it!)
Propaganda will be shared before or during polls, so your ship has a fighting chance.
Ships: What you can submit
To keep things organized, the tournament is limited to Akatsuki ships only.
Allowed:
- Monoships (ItaKisa, SasoDei, KakuHida, etc.)
- Polyships (HidaDeiIta? Sure why not.)
- Ships between Akatsuki members who were not direct partners
Example: KakuKisa, or anything else you personally like
- Canon ships
- Ships involving Akatsuki members that appear in filler-only content
- Yahiko ships
- other canon/filler characters × Akatsuki members
- ANY Pain ship. But please specify which Pain (Tendō, Deva Path, etc.).
If you don’t specify, I’ll assume:
- either Tendō Pain, or
- a polyship (depending on context)
Not allowed:
- OC ships
- self-insert ships
- crossover ships
- pedophilia
About Team Taka
Technically, they were in the Akatsuki for a short period. I am still undecided if I should let them count for this event!
Yes, you can submit Taka ships, but I will put them on a separate 'pending' list, until I have made a decision regarding them.
Sharing
Reblogging helps a LOT!! Whether it’s:
- this post
- propaganda
- or the polls themselves!
The more attention the event has, the better the chaos becomes!
Official Tag
Please track or use the event tag:
#akatsuki ship war 2026
All battles, updates,and groups will be posted under this tag.
Due to preparation time on my end and your end, the event will start in 2026!
I will announce when the ship submitting is closed, don't worry! I will announce anything, any change in rules, the groups, the battles, how long the battles will be available to vote on, etc.
Third time's the charm! Welcome to Sasori Week 2025: Séance, where we are here to celebrate the one and only Akasuna no Sasori in celebration of his (belated) birthday! This public event is hosted by the Sasori Bunraku Discord Server and will take place from Sunday, November 16th to Saturday, November 22nd and is welcoming of all shipping and non-shipping content across the SFW, NSFW, and dead dove spectrum. Please check out the Rules page on our blog for more information on participation and submissions.
We will also plan to open the Discord to new members for a short time closer to the event. Keep an eye on this blog for updates!
Prompts:
Sunday, 11/16 - Decay / Bloom
Monday, 11/17 - God / Zealot
Tuesday, 11/18 - As Above / So Below
Wednesday, 11/19 - Reincarnation / Time Loop
Thursday, 11/20 - Master / Servant
Friday, 11/21 - Alchemy / Anatomy
Saturday, 11/22 - You Gave Me Your Heart / Now I'm Here for Your Soul
