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He/Him | Sharing memes & friending weebs | 📚 Reading: BNHA; Bleach | 📺 Watching: Cells at Work!; Dr. Stone; My Dress-up Darling

[dilfhamlet]

[dilfhamlet]

the literal only funny tags on this entire post

[guiltiest-gear]

Me n the mutuals on our way to reblog the same fucking post over and over again

[justanotherhumanwholikesanime]

Driving at night with astigmatism be like:

[mewymarsher]

Ms. Misato dies.

[craterdogs]

[radiation]

every night when I fall asleep, this cracked little will.i.am enters my ear and puts on a personal black eyed peas concert for me. he picks a different setlist every night but he always chooses songs he thinks i like, saying shit like “here’s your favorite song boom boom pow” (not even true, i much prefer “alive” off of the same album). the concerts seriously fuck up my hearing but that goes without saying, let me just tell you they give the song “rock that body” a whole new meaning. and i really need to stress that he’s the only member of the group who ever comes, he always apologizes like “oh I’m sorry I couldn’t bring Taboo this time” “I’m sorry I couldn’t bring Fergie”. but the key thing here is i never told him that any of this was okay in the first place

[modogoblin]

[brightereyes]

[guerrillatech]

[just-shower-thoughts]

With each passing minute, you are one minute closer to your next cheeseburger.

[just-shower-responses]

yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yippie!!!!! wahoo!!! yayyyyy ^_^ lalalallayayayay woooooo!!!!

[gowone]

no but seriously WHY are there so many train emojis what am i supposed to do with all these 🚋🚃🚞🚝🚄🚆🚂🚈🚅🚇🚉🚊

[hamptercatapult]

[canthaveshitingotham-crucified]

i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point

[canthaveshitingotham-crucified]

you get it. you get the themes. i dont have time to do it justice. just look at it its on the ceiling

[foulserpent]

AMAZING ANIMALS BIOLOGY FUN FACTS

”Jesus Christ, what is that?”

”How is it alive?”

"What does it want?"

”Will it hurt me?”

”Will it hurt my children?”

It's only natural to ask questions like this when encountering such a disgusting creature, but rest assured- it's quite harmless!

Meet the hampter.

Hammers are Europe's largest species of insect. They are mostly found in plains, mountains, parking lots, underpasses, the savannah, landfills, trees, and shurbs. They are heavily endangered because they are too stupid to drink water if it's not in a water bottle manufactured for small animals. But evolution has produced a remarkable solution: a female hamper can lay thousands of eggs every day! Most of her young will die of dehydration, but the sheer numbers of hamspers makes it inevitable that at least some will find a water bottle and thus survive to sexual maturity.

Hapster biologist Dr. Lexapro Beaufort said in an interview, "I know of them. They like to sniff around in the dirt for seeds and grass and discarded cigarettes. They like to dig holes in the ground. They were not created by the same God that created everything else."

They can even be kept as pets! One proud hamser mommy had this to say. "Yeah, mine is named Keith and he fucking sucks. He just hides in a hole and only comes out when he hears me rattling my adderall prescription."

Wow! Truly the hater is the fascinating creature of planet earth.

[studioboner]

Cant wait for mop sicko 99 season 3

[justanotherhumanwholikesanime]

POV: me being a good little person trying to maintain a good work-life balance

[depsidase]

[brothfan1997]