I know in my heart that ilya rozanov is buying girl scout cookies each year like nobody's business
they get him with every single cookie booth
does he actually need a fifth box of thin mints this week when four of them are still completely unopened? no.
but their little faces are so cute and they are such good little sales people and oh look his wallet is in his hand now, yes miss scout, what is your recommendation-
shane comes to his house for the first time during cookie season and sees like twenty boxes on the counter and is just? the fuck? is this??? you fucking with me about my diet??
and ilya just makes a helpless little hand gesture because it's frankly just out of his hands.
Op’s tags
the idea of it becoming A Thing among the girl scout troops near where he lives that they have to determine their strongest arm wrestler ahead of time
the mental image of ilya losing an arm wrestling match to a brownie in her little vest while surrounded by cheering scouts is something that can be SO personal























