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dunno if that anon ever saw my answer to that ask but if you do eventually see it feel free to hit me up if you wanna
Hi, I was just going through the Holmescest tag and found an rp from about a year ago (embarrassingly enough) that we had done. I remember being sad about it because we didn't get too far with it. If you're still open, I'd love to continue.
Sure! I was sad about it too, it even says so in the tags :P If you wanna keep going you can message me or send me an ask with your email (I won’t publish it) or something, and we can go from there!
Lost a Mylock
I’ve not done Sherlock/Mycroft before, but I was really enjoying this one. I thought they wrote Mycroft very well.
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You: “Not even a call? Not even a /text/?” Sherlock [17] seethed as he burst into Mycroft’s room, long after their parents had gone off to bed. He didn’t even care if he’d been asleep. After an entire year of radio silence, his elder brother had returned to visit with the family. Mycroft made sure to be rather vague about what he’d been off doing - Sherlock suspected government work - but for once he wasn’t obsessed with solving it. Sherlock had made a point to turn away from his greeting when he arrived, and ignored him throughout dinner. Now, though, he was demanding answers. “You said you’d be back after a few /months/. You left me for a /year/.”
Stranger: Mycroft glanced up from his desk and narrowed his eyes at his younger brother. "Sherlock," he noted with an exasperated sigh. "Did no one teach you to knock?" He closed the folder he had been looking at and folded his hands neatly on the desk, entirely unphased by his brother's outburst.
You: His brother's lack of reaction only fueled Sherlock's frustration. He stalked over to the desk and planted his palms on the table. "Did no one teach you how to operate a phone? A year!" he repeated, gritting his teeth and glaring at Mycroft. He stood upright and crossed his arms, voice going quiet so he wouldn't wake their parents. "You said. You promised. You left me alone."
Stranger: Mycroft watched Sherlock with a purposefully vacant expression. Once Sherlock seemed to have quieted down a bit, Mycroft only replied with a brief, "My apologies. I'm afraid my work kept me quite occupied for the past few months." He paused and noted, "But I am here now, aren't I?"
You: Sherlock narrowed his eyes, refusing to answer for a few long moments. All this, and /My apologies/ was all he got. "Clearly," Sherlock answered in a clipped tone, looking away from Mycroft to glare out his window. "And still working, I see. Your job must be pretty important to you." He didn't say it out loud, but the unspoken 'more important than me' was in his voice.
Stranger: Mycroft could easily read the undertones in his brother's voice. He answered primly, "Nothing is more important than you, brother mine." He stood and gathered the papers on his desk, stacking them and clipping them together before tucking them into a desk drawer. He glanced at his watch and made a slight 'tsk-ing' noise. "My, my, I hadn't realized how late it had gotten. Shouldn't you be in bed, Sherlock?" He was almost taunting him, just liking to get a reaction from the already frazzled teen.
You: "Could have fooled me," Sherlock grumbled under his breath, still glaring outside. He turned his sour gaze back to his brother at his next statement. Sherlock realized what he was up to, of course, and his scowl deepened. "You don't get to come back after a year and order me around, Mycroft," he snapped. He turned away again haughtily. "I've quite moved on." Which was partially true, but obviously not completely true, or he wouldn't be here right now.
Stranger: Mycroft quirked an eyebrow and inquired, "Moved on?" He chuckled. "You amuse me, Sherlock." He tousled his brother's unruly curls as he made his way to the bedroom door, opened it, and waved Sherlock out.
You: Sherlock glowered at him and ran his fingers through his hair to undo any damage. "It's true," he argued, lifting his chin defiantly. He started walking slowly to the door, making sure to take his time so he could say what he wanted before turning on a heel and leaving. "I've met someone. He's nice - Mummy certainly thinks so."
Stranger: Mycroft narrowed his eyes--ever so slightly--and replied coolly, "Oh? Do you expect me to be jealous, little brother?"
You: "Of course not," Sherlock scoffed, continuing toward the door. Which was a bit of a lie. Only a bit. "Clearly you've moved on - I'm just informing you that I've done the same," he went on nonchalantly.
Stranger: Mycroft closed the door before Sherlock could leave, stepping in front of it and crossing his arms defensively. He said, "I never told you I was moving on. Working is not 'moving on'. It's just work."
You: Sherlock stopped short, eyes narrowing slightly. "I know you were working. But not visiting is moving on, not even /calling/ is moving on - I took a hint," he retorted. Sherlock looked from Mycroft to the door expectantly.
Stranger: Mycroft didn't move. He replied with a crisp, "Do you aspire to annoyance or does it just come naturally? Either way, I thought you brilliant enough to realize that the only reason I am here is to see you."
You: "Mm," was Sherlock's short, unimpressed response. "Well, here - you've seen me. Best get back to working, hm?" When Mycroft didn't move out of the way, Sherlock made to push past him.
Stranger: Mycroft caught his brother's wrist, turning and shoving Sherlock against the wall. He told Sherlock, "Needn't be rude, little brother. You have obviously forgotten your manners while I was away."
You: Though still upset, Sherlock was rather smug to find that he was actually getting at Mycroft, but he didn't quite expect that. Still, he maintained a nonchalant demeanor. Sherlock just scoffed. "You lost that privilege while you were away," he answered condescendingly.
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I lost a couple Mormor RPs tonight/this morning :/ One earlier and one just a bit ago. If you lost an RP on omegle with either stripper!Jim or secretly omega!Jim that Sebastian in on as he was going into heat, hmu
I think the real question here is who doesn’t like tentacle porn
oh I guess my computer because it stopped responding and ruined it before it got there
There are hardly any Smaugbo rpers out there and that makes me sad. I wanna rp some dark and smutty stuff with those two.
Well you see, Greyface, my Hobbit and I were very lucky to have found each other on this strange site called ‘Omegle’. Perhaps if you try your luck there, with the appropriate tags, you may find the burglar to your dragon… or vice-versa. ;) - Smaug
Forrrrr the record I am always up for a good smaugbo RP and if anyone so wishes they can feel free to hit me up :D
OctoJohn and Merlock
This was so cute tho...
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You: ((merSherlock and octoJohn)) Sherlock had found a little cave by the shore he liked to frequent, where he stashed any collected items he found and stayed to examine them. He swam up to it with new items to store away, but paused at the entrance. There was something else in there. Scowling and ready to chase off whatever it was, Sherlock swam in further to get a closer look. All he could really see were the tentacles at first. Whatever it was, its top half was out of the water, lounging in a patch of sunlight, while its bottom half - the tentacles - were drifting on the water. Setting his items aside for the moment, Sherlock flicked his tail to bring him closer, examining....whatever it was, from below. He’d never seen an octopus - for that’s what it had to be - this close to shore, nor had he seen one with tentacles such a bright, beautiful shade of blue. From past experience, Sherlock found that octopi were usually friendly, though admittedly a little grabby, and Sherlock didn’t have many boundaries anyway, so there was nothing to stop himself from reflexively reaching out to feel along the underside of one of the tentacles with fascination.
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Stranger: John had found the little cave and fallen in love with it. Calm and secluded, it was the perfect spot for him to get away from the busy ocean. On top of that, there were plenty of curious things to keep his attention when he got bored of sunbathing. Today, however, was not one of those days. He was nodding off in the sun, bronzed skin and golden hair soaking in the rays, when something tickled the underside of his one of his tentacles, the tendril reflexively wrapping around whatever was touching him as John gasped and plunged back into the water, damn near inking himself. He blinked at the mercreature and a plume of bubbles left his mouth as he waited for the other to make a move and help him decide how to react.
You: Sherlock had been expecting a reaction, but nothing that quick or sudden. He nearly yelped as he was grabbed by the octopus.... Which turned out not to be an octopus at all, but a creature somewhat like him. Sherlock's first reaction was to try to pull free, but the....whatever it was wasn't moving anymore, only holding him in place, so he went still as well, though he was still tense. His eyes darted downward, taking in the sight before him. He'd heard of these creatures, Mycroft even said he'd met some before, though Sherlock had never come across one himself. Hoping this one would take after the peaceful nature of the animal it resembled, Sherlock opened his palms in a placating gesture.
Stranger: John watched the other creature with interest, waiting and wondering what would happen next. He was far more pale than John, with hair the colour of the depths of the sea, and a long, powerful tail ending his body rather than a bunch of tentacles. The mercreature held his hands up and John smiled gently, tentacle twisting more around the other's hand. He pointed to the surface and nodded before pushing himself up to break the surface, finally releasing the other's hand.
You: Sherlock released a breath he hadn't realized he'd been holding, and nodded back before being pulled upward. When he was let go, Sherlock finished the way to the surface with one stroke of his tail. He broke the surface, shaking water from his hair and clearing his throat as his body adjusted to air, but keeping an eye on the other creature all the while. He could get a better look at his upper half now, which wasn't dissimilar from his own. Well, aside from the build and skin tone, anyway. "Sorry," he started once he'd adjusted.
Stranger: John smiled and sighed a tiny laugh, saying, "It's alright. You just gave me a fright, that's all." He was rather easy going and gentle, just as any octopus was, and only reacted violently or aggressively when threatened. And this creature, pale and thin and rather pretty, didn't look like a threat at all. "Do you know who put all these things in this cave?"
You: Sherlock relaxed once he spoke, looked over to where he stashed his things, and looked back to him. "I did," he replied, matter-of-factly. In fact....he had been so focused before, he hadn't had a chance to make sure everything was still in place. Sherlock's eyes narrowed a bit. "Did you touch anything?" he demanded. Or, more importantly, "Did you /break/ anything?"
Stranger: John felt himself sink into the water a bit more, suddenly feeling on the spot. "Well," he began, wanting to squeeze into the nearest crevice or hole. He was sinking more and more into the water until only his head was above, tentacles squirming below the surface. "I picked up the string of pearls and it just sort of... fell apart. I didn't mean to! I was very gentle!"
You: Sherlock might have been irritated, but the absolute guilt written across the other's face was enough to keep him from snapping a retort, at the moment -Sherlock would never admit it, but his abashed expression might have even been adorable. Instead he just let out a gusty sigh that shifted the drying curls across his forehead. "Pearls," he replied dismissively. "Those are all over the ocean. I was only comparing their compositions."
Stranger: "Just because they're all over doesn't mean they're any less lovely," John mumbled, some words bubbling when the gentle waters lapped at his lips. "I could get you more if you like, but none on a string. Sorry." He let himself rise above the surface a bit more and gave a small smile. "I like your things. They're all very lovely. Is that what merfolk like? Lovely, pretty things like them?"
You: Sherlock waved him off. "It's fine," he assured him. At the last comment, he preened for a moment, then looked thoughtful, and shrugged. A lot - though not all - of his trinkets came from sunken human ships and such, which he knew that other merfolk actively avoided. "Yes," he finally answered, flicking his tail. "My kind are attracted to things they find...pretty." Or for him, interesting. He didn't think others collected to the same extent he did, though. "What about you? Is that why you came here, picked up the pearls?"
Stranger: John shook his head gently and moved to the rock he'd been on. "No, I came here for the sun," he said, hoisting himself up on the rock, just a bit of his blue skin peaking out of the water. "Lovely things are well and good, but I like things that feel good better." He smiled at Sherlock, pushing himself up on his elbows. "Don't you ever lay in the sun?"
You: Sherlock made a face. /Feel/ good? "Why would I do that?" he asked quizzically, looking upward and then back down to him again, as though trying to determine if there was a benefit to something like that, lying in the sunlight. Sherlock inched closer to the rock, watching him closely but not making a move to join him atop it. "It doesn't seem very practical. What's the purpose?"
Stranger: John chuckled at the other's words and closed his eyes. "It's warm," he sighed, "It feels nice. Does there need to be more purpose than that?" With the merman close to the rock, John could reach out a tentacle and wrap it around a slender wrist. "Come on. Join me, mate. You might like it."
You: Sherlock huffed and grumbled something about it being pointless, but he wound up batting the tentacle away to clamber up onto the rock anyway. Or try. He'd made it look so easy, when he'd hauled himself out of the water, but Sherlock found that it was pretty damn difficult for him. The tail was hard to work with. After a moment of struggling, Sherlock was finally up, and laid back on the rock. "So far....not worth it," Sherlock puffed with a scowl.
Stranger: John peeked an eye open to watch the other struggle, lips twitching into a smile. He quickly wiped it away once the merman had settled into his spot, expression sour. "Give it time," John said gently, going quiet before he tacked on, "I'm John, by the way." He even stuck out his hand for the other to grab, once again looking at him with one eye open.
You: He - John - had tried not to let his amusement show as Sherlock had clumsily made his way up, so he supposed that was nice of him. Even if Sherlock had been aware of it anyway. Sherlock turned his head to stare at the outstretched hand for a moment, an eyebrow raised, but after a moment, he reached out to take it with one of his own. "Sherlock," he replied evenly.
Stranger: "Lovely," John murmured, smiling at Sherlock and releasing his hand gently. Then he went quiet, settled on the rock with his eyes shut, the sun beating down on him in the most pleasant way. It wasn't long before his tentacles started to move and slither, eventually ending up trying to gently toy with Sherlock's tail, specifically his fins. Flushing lightly, John cast a sheepish grin the other's way, saying, "Sorry. They've minds of their own."
You: Sherlock had fallen into silence when John did, waiting for the experience to get pleasant as John seemed to think it would. It took several minutes, but when Sherlock was a bit dryer, the sun /did/ feel nice. When John apologized on behalf of his tentacles, Sherlock just hummed dismissively. His fins flared reflexively as they were prodded at, but the tentacles at his tail weren't unpleasant, so he didn't bother batting them away. "Just don't pull on anything too hard," he replied.
Stranger: "I told you, I'm very gentle," John murmured lazily, letting his tentacles do as they pleased, stroking and playing with the fins. They travelled up a bit to stroke at scales and John rolled to his side idly, propping his head up on a palm. "You're rather lovely," he commented, tentacles curiously exploring. "Especially your tail. I've never seen anything like it."
You: "You've never seen one of our tails before?" he asked in amusement. Sherlock flicked his tail, his lips twitching upward, enjoying the compliments - it wasn't terribly often he received them. He dropped a hand to his side, close to where one of John's tentacles was feeling at his scales. They /were/ rather gentle. "How sensitive are they?" he asked curiously as he prodded at it. "Like hands?"
Stranger: John watched Sherlock's tail move and he grinned at the brilliance of it. It shimmered and glistened beautifully and it made John all the more happy to touch it. When the other prodded his tentacle, it curled and then unfurled to reach for the finger as John chuckled. "A bit more sensitive than hands. But they're very strong, stronger than my arms."
You: Sherlock filed away each bit of information as it was given. "Stronger than your arms?" he asked, turning his head to eye John with a raised eyebrow. He twirled the tentacle around his finger, making note of its dexterity as he did. "So you're telling me....that you watched me scrabble onto this rock on my own, when you could have helped and saved half the trouble and humiliation?" he teased.
Stranger: John flushed at Sherlock's teasing and smiled bashfully, eyes looking to the tentacle and finger joined together. "Well, I suppose I could have, but you put on such a show," he said, teasing back as he reached out to touched the skin that faded into scales with his fingers, finding the texture interesting. "Besides, you didn't need any help. You did brilliantly."
You: Sherlock scoffed. "Please, John, I know I looked about as elegant as a sea lio-- oh!" he cut off in a sharp exhale, jolting a bit when his muscles jumped at the touch to his skin. After a moment, he relaxed again, looking over a little sheepishly and flushed a bit. "Sorry," he started, averting his eyes. "Bit ticklish there, I guess. Maybe it's more sensitive out of water..."
Stranger: John pulled his hand away and his tentacles curled back to him at the sound, only relaxing at Sherlock's apology. "It's quite alright," he chuckled, starting to slither back into place. "But now I can't help, but wonder..." He reached out to once again caress the flesh where skin met scales while a few tentacles grabbed for Sherlock, holding him in place.
You: Sherlock's brow furrowed. "John, what are you... Wait, no - !" he started, realizing what John was up to when he felt his tentacles begin to hold him. But he was cut off again by a gasp as John /purposely/ did it again. Sherlock's muscles seized as he gasped with sharp, breathy laughter, and he curled in on himself as much as he could, trying to squirm away from John's hand. "J-John!"
Stranger: John couldn't help laughing with Sherlock, struggling to keep his hold. The merman was longer than him with a powerful tail that rivalled even John's strength, so it was a battle. Leaning his upper body against the other, John finally relented a bit, slowing to a stop and ending up over Sherlock's chest with his chin on the other's shoulder. "You've a lovely laugh," he commented, smiling.
You: "You're terrible," Sherlock complained, chest heaving, when his misery finally reached an end, and he could sag against the rock. John wasn't kidding about his tentacles being strong - they'd even managed to restrain his thrashing tail somehow. Sherlock let out a long breath, glaring pointedly - though playfully - at John. "Etiquette dictates that I thank you for the compliment."
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You: ((Oh no, did I lose you?))
You: ((Well, I'll stay on a while in case you fell asleep or something, it's happened to me before :P And it hasn't actually disconnected yet so...))
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Dammit to shit I'm so sad I lost this one DX (I actually fell asleep with it up so it was still connected for a few hours with no reply before I finally gave up :/ ) Please someone just do merlock/octojohn with me dammit
#Wait. #What? #Jawn. #Why are you touching that lady? #Jawn? #Don’t touch her there!
Hi everyone!
Guess what?
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this is the best thing that’s ever happened to me. this video.
#IT’S AN ACTUAL AD#(not fanmade like I figured for the first minute)
this show was described to me some time ago as one woman’s ongoing quest for a full night’s sleep and I guess the network has run with that theme
"That is literally one of the actual best TV commercials I have ever seen." ~ taibhsearachd
I just love the idea of greaser!Sebastian and kind of nerdyish Jim (or just unpopular, people tend to not like him, he rubs them the wrong way. Not goody-two-shoes, but he hasn’t really looked at the dark side yet), and Sebby’s all cocky and persuasive and winds up completely demolishing Jim’s ‘innocence’ (*cough* potentially with a lot of sex involved I mean like potentially *cough*), and with Seb’s dark whispers in his ear Jim’s true nature is revealed, and they both just kind of spiral into darkness (in which Jim starts to out-dark Sebastian), and so their criminal empire begins….
(Confession: this was a little bit inspired by that last RP I had. Or, well, maybe entirely inspired by it….)
Mormor RP
Why does mormor gotta be so hard to find and keep....
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Stranger: See somethin' you like, Magpie? Better close your mouth and stop drooling. You'll catch flies. ;) SM (Greaser!Seb)
You: I don't know what you're talking about. I'm not drooling over anything. JM
Stranger: You know exactly what I'm talking about. You've been mentally undressing me for the past ten minutes. SM
You: I- you- I have not! You're imagining things you wish were there! JM
Stranger: Nice try, little bird. You've been drooling over me. Bet you've had your own personal little porn fantasy playing out in your head. SM
You: You have no idea what's going on in my head. JM In fact, you probably don't have any idea what's going on in your own head. JM
Stranger: I know exactly what's going on in my head! And you'd be mad /not/ to have those thoughts in your head. Everyone wants me. SM
You: Ohhh I see. You think you're some big-shot everyone wants so you can just....bother people....accuse them of wanting you? JM
Stranger: Everyone does want me. You can ask anyone. And you're no exception. I see you all the time, staring at my arse, or just me in general. Don't think I haven't seen you watching me at rugby. SM
You: Fine. Fine! Maybe I do find you perhaps a small bit attractive. What of it? You just said yourself: everyone does. JM
Stranger: Yeah, everyone does. But you're not like everyone else. You're brilliant. Bet you could put that mind to good use in bed, hm? Lots of sex positions and noises stored up in that mind of yours. SM
You: That...is...very presumptuous of you, Moran. And maybe not incorrect, but who says I want to try them out with you? JM
Stranger: [Sorry, did that send? My wifi disconnected for a sec.]
You: ((This is the last thing I sent)) That...is...very presumptuous of you, Moran. And maybe not incorrect, but who says I want to try them out with you? JM
Stranger: Why wouldn't you? I'm amazing in bed. SM
You: I'm sure that's what all your conquests tell you. JM
Stranger: Of course. Because it's true. I can fuck you until you can't remember your own name. SM
You: That sounds like a challenge. JM
Stranger: Perhaps it is. Too bad you've decided you don't want to be in bed with me. SM
You: Yeah, it is too bad....for you. JM
Stranger: Nice try, little bird. It really sucks for you. Could've had the best night of your life. Oh well. SM
You: I do recall that you were the one to initiate contact with me. And believe me, tiger, I've had faaar better nights than the one I hypothetically could have had with you... JM
Stranger: Only because you were mentally stripping me from across the room. And I seriously doubt that. I bet you're still a virgin, aren't you Magpie? Never even been touched. SM
You: Up yours, Moran. Now leave me alone before I make you. JM
Stranger: You are! You're a virgin! Fuck, I can't believe this. SM Oh, come on. Don't be like that. You know you want me. SM
You: That- that doesn't even matter! And yeah, I want you....to leave me alone. The teacher's gonna notice and you're going to get us in trouble. JM
Stranger: It's fucking adorable. And you want me in bed, and you know it. Admit it. And maybe I'll let you in bed with me tonight~ SM
You: I... I don't have to deal with this. How about you go fuck yourself instead? JM
Stranger: Yet you do. You want it. You want my huge cock up your tight, hot arse..... SM
You: Oh my god stop it now JM
Stranger: Moaning as I take you, stroking your cock as I thrust into you. Shouting my name and clawing my back. SM
You: Yes, I want it! But, I mean... Just... Please stop, you're....you're giving me a problem I can't fix in class. JM
Stranger: I can tell. How about I take care of that after class, hm? I'll take you back to my room and show you a good time, little bird. SM
You: You'd like that, wouldn't you? I can take care of it myself, thanks. JM
Stranger: While you think of me. May as well let me handle it, get the real deal. SM
You: I'll put it under consideration. Though my own hand is probably a better alternative. JM
Stranger: It is not! Nothing's a better alternative than my cock. SM
You: We'll see. JM
You: Which is more of a maybe than a definite yes. JM
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So my Jim was kinda being hard-to-get and maybe they weren't into that but I was having fun and was excited :/ And greaser!Seb just sounds so appealing, not sure why I never thought of it before...
I lost a piratelock on omegle…. Several, actually…. T-T Several good ones DX
Asylumlock
Ahhh asylum AU is like literally my favorite but I can never get people to stay XC
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You: [asylum AU] John Watson was going to school for psychology, and for his field experience, he had signed up for a residency at St. Bart’s Mental Health Institution - he would essentially just be an orderly for a while, then he’d be allowed to sit in on actual sessions with a few patients. But first, of course, came the more basic duties. It was his first day on the job, and so far he was just changing linens in each room while the occupant was away at therapy or a meal. He was currently in the wing where they housed the particularly dangerous patients, and when he slid the key card into the scanner of the next room, the door popped open no problem. John backed into the room, arms full of sheets and blankets, but when he turned around....the room was very not empty.
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You: ((Alrighty! Thanks!))
Stranger: It wasn't very difficult to avoid some of the routines other patients often were put under. The patterns were so dull, therapy, talks, disgusting food... Naturally, coming from a well known background, even Sherlock Holmes was able to do things as he pleased and receive little punishment. This was one of those moments, as he sat in his own world, his mind palace, before suddenly the walls came crashing down as a man entered the room. He glanced up from where he was seated. Fresh meat. How intriguing. "If you utter a word, attempt to call for anyone, or do another stupid move, I will have no trouble in stopping you," he said abruptly. "I could use the exercise. Close that door. Now."
You: John was frozen in his tracks. His eyes darted to the door, as though debating whether or not to take his chances....but then it was already swinging shut, closing on its own without his foot propping it open. He looked back to the patient warily, shifting anxiously from foot to foot. "Sorry, you weren't....I mean, there wasn't supposed to be anyone in here," was all he could think to say.
Stranger: "No, of course not," Sherlock interrupted rudely, waving the topic away with a flit of his hand. "Because you assumed, stupidly, that I was like the others. You instantly thought I was nothing more than a lunatic psychopath." He stood and gracefully, slowly approached the other, predator advancing upon prey so carefully that it was hard to notice until Sherlock was standing right before him. "You are the one at fault here. I hope you intend to make up for it. Especially since my concentration has been /destroyed/. I'm very bored these days..." he purred, absently letting his eyes drink in the sight of such close flesh.
You: John watched him with wide eyes, unsure what the best course of action would be. John leaned away when he was suddenly standing close, clutching at the blankets in his arms like they were a life raft. As it was, they were the only thing standing between himself and this patient. "Sorry!" he tried, his voice coming out in an embarrassing squeak. He cleared his throat and tried again. "I'll....pay more attention next time. I'll just...drop these off, and leave you to....concentrate again," John said hopefully.
Stranger: Sherlock suddenly slammed his hand against the door, just missing the man's head. The slam was loud but not enough to catch attention to the guards. "No you won't," he said simply. "You'll help me release some tension. Experiment. I haven't had a real body to play with for a while now." His fingers dragged over the man's chest, tugging at his collar and bringing him over to the bed. "But do sit down. I prefer a comfortable guest rather than an uncomfortable one," he said kindly, a smile on his face as he unceremoniously sat the man on to the bed. "Your name is John Hamish Watson, is it not?"
You: John swallowed, the linens falling to a pile on the floor as he was yanked forward and forced to sit on his bed. His eyes widened for a moment when the patient somehow knew his name - his /full/ name, including the embarrassing middle name he never told /anyone/ - but he steeled himself quickly, and tried to sit up a little straighter. "That's right," he confirmed, determined not to look as uneasy as he felt. "How'd you know that? And you're...Holmes?" he guessed, suddenly recalling another resident's description of the man in this wing.
Stranger: "Sherlock Holmes, in the flesh. As for how I know you? Connections. People give me details," Sherlock replied easily. "A simple name for a simple man, but you're not very simple, are you? You have a decent bone stucture, at least. A tad short." He walked over and grabbed the linens, tossing them near the bed besides just one. Fiddling with it, he went on. "You're new. I examine all things new, they go through me first. I do hope you know that and if you didn't then you do now. Don't pretend you're not afraid of me. Tell me how much you fear me. I need to hear it."
You: John just nervously watched the patient - Sherlock, what an odd name, but it was familiar once he'd said it out loud - able to look past the 'short' comment in his uneasiness. Looking back, he did recall one of his superiors mentioning Sherlock, but telling John that he'd learn more about the patients in the next few days. By the looks of it, some information would have been helpful /today/. "I...I don't know much about you," John confessed, trying to be honest. "I haven't been here long. I mean, you're in the Dangerous Persons wing, so....I know you're, well, /dangerous/, but..." He swallowed again, still watching Holmes. "What do you mean, 'examine'?"
Stranger: "Oh, boo, anyone can be dangerous if they put their mind to it," Sherlock scoffed. Tying one end of the cloth to the bedframe, he distracted John by continuing to converse. "Did you know that a very large percentage of psychiatrists are heavily influenced by their own patients? Their mind rots away, turns to madness. Or perhaps is simply triggere by another, such as in a chemical reaction. Are you catching on to what I'm saying? I hope you are, it could be useful later to you." Without warning, Sherlock had grabbed both of John's wrists and pulled them to the tied linen. He was quick, shoving him down, sitting on his chest as he fought to get his hands restrained. It was relatively easy and soon enough he had the man right where he wanted him. "Apologies if I damage you in ways I don't intend," he huffed. "Examine. To study each and every feature. To take in such information and keep it safely stored."
You: "W-wait!" John cried when Sherlock snatched his wrists and bound them with the sheet, his heart thudding rapidly in his chest as he started to struggle. But Sherlock was much stronger than he looked, plus he had the element of surprise on his side. John tugged at his arms and squirmed underneath him, but with Sherlock on his chest it was getting difficult to breathe when he moved around. "I know what examine /means/!" John exclaimed, his voice going high with his anxiety. "I meant....what the hell are you /doing/?"
Stranger has disconnected.
I'm just going to hope it was their internet....
I have just discovered Guixon thanks to a friend (you know who you are). I have also just lost Guixon thanks to omegle. Or at least I hope it was omegle messing things up and not that they hated my writing style :/
S1 Sherlock: I’m married to my work. Translation: love is terrifying and i want it to stay 1000 miles away from me. Look at all these people doing stupid things like look at this cab driver i probably outsmarted. His fate could have been avoided if it...
The most non-responsive kiss on television, paired with the most deeply-repressed reaction of dismayed jealousy. It’s like peanut butter and chocolate.
Reblogging for that last comment