Bucky: Wait for it, wait for itโฆ 9:01. Steve is officially late for the first time ever. Alright, letโs do this. Whoโs got theories?
Vision: His alarm did not go off.
Bucky: All three alarms, all with battery backups? Come on, who wants to take this seriously?
Peter: Oh! He was talking in his sleep!
Bucky: Thatโs what Iโm talking about! Super dark, Peter, but way more plausible than Vision's idiotic alarm clock theory.
Tony: I bet he tucked himself in his bed too tight and got stuck.

















