Ice is Slippery

I'm here for a good time, not a long time. No, seriously, who knows how long this site will last? I like hockey, Miraculous Ladybug, Star Wars, Star Trek, and catchy memes, not necessarily in that order. I have a Star Trek sideblog now: sarcasticgenuflecting

[disaster-bay-leaf]

nothing gives a better serotonin high than your favourite character being gay

[sareks]

[sareks]

[mlmiii]

[ID: The “you know I had to do it to ‘em” meme, but with the central character replaced by Sarek, the father of Spock from Star Trek. Numerous reactions follow:

always and never doing it to em 

“You are aware that I was required to perform it upon them.”

“Spock, it was only logical that I do it to ‘em.”

#i was obliged by logic to serve it thusly 

#you know I had to send ‘em to Senator Pardek 

#u know i had to… give spock a million secret siblings all of which kirk finds out about with varying degrees of frustration 

#you are cognizant of the fact that it was necessary for myself to execute this act towards that group of individuals 

#You must surely agree that it was only logical for me to perform it upon them 

Don’t make him do it

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[lakevida]

you missed it because you were looking at your phone but an angel just appeared to me with a flaming sword and told me that god decided there's nothing wrong with day drinking

[fuckyeahasexual]

What does sexual attraction feel like?

[schizoidwire]

This is all that loaded for me and it still fits as an answer lol

[ampervadasz]

[unconsciousearth]

[jaydenthorne]

No. Hollywood has an older man problem.

[castielcampbell]

this is so gross

[aqueerkettleofish]

I wish I could remember the name of the actress who went ballistic after being told that, at 35, she was too old to play the love interest for the 55-year-old lead.

[aqueerkettleofish]

It was Maggie Gyllenhall.  And I stand corrected, she was 37.

[ambermusicbox-deactivated202103]

Damn

[cumaeansibyl]

I want to go back in time and rescue teenage Scarlett Johansson tbh

[cigurette]

bro Scarjo was so fucking hypersexualised, and it’s still going on……that shouldn’t happen to anyone smh,,,,,fucking hate it here

[dddemigirl]

[justcatposts]

I demand pets 

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[antifainternational]

We are sharing some of our favourite gifs each day this month for Antifa International’s fifth anniversary. Today: Nazi monuments being destroyed after the defeat of Nazi Germany.

[flowerpatchedheart]

If this offends you 😊 unfollow me 😊

[homoeroticisminspace]

And a note to confederates: these monuments weren’t kept because this was “history”. These monuments celebrated horrible things and we BLEW THEM UP.

[hopelesscalico-deactivated20230]

fuck every other tumblr ad this is the best one

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lotrreactionmemes]

Frodo: Do you ever walk into a room and immediately forget why you went there in the first place?

Sam: Mister Frodo please throw the Ring into the fire

[everythingfox]

I could watch this forever

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[marmalade-cabin]

self care

[castle-staircase]

Absolutely in love with the one rolling like a hot dog on a gas station heater

[catchymemes]

[incorrectbuckoarchive]

[girlnumbersix]

ladies we need to start frantically and obsessively reading books in less than 24 hours again..remember how happy we were

[thornescratch]

IKEA shares how to make six types of furniture fort during lockdown: When the world outside is a dumpster fire, what’s better than making a big fort in your house and hunkering down for the day? You don’t even need any ingenuity to one now, as IKEA Russia has created a series of guides to use their furniture in your fort building.