[sportmuscles]

i just googled some facts about worms and they are apparently 1000 times stronger than humans 

[sportmuscles]

i read it wrong this isnt true 

[catcrumb]

[cherryking]

i understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside

[amusementforme]

#nO #WHAT DO I DO WITH THIS SPHERE

[awed-frog]

#hero

[fieldbears]

[eggpuffs]

finding out this was real makes my life lkJASLKFJASDKLF

[emmaharwoods]

i don’t know what version of hell we’re living in but it’s definitely the funniest

[goth-gay]

It’s the super hell we all got sent to for being gay

[duganator01]

Since Sherlock is coming back, and Supernatural just made Destiel canon, are we about to get freaking Johnlock?!

Is Merlin going to rise from the grave and make Merthur canon?? IS THAT WHAT THE ENDGAME OF 2020 IS?!

IS FUCKING STUCKY GOING TO SHOOT US IN THREE DAYS?!!?

[handblogfortherecentlydeceased]

[scruffyturtles]

I will never get over this joke Futurama was so important

[valleyhowler]

There are hardly any female werewolves because they break all the classic rules of femininity. They force you to confront female violence, strength, size, grotesqueness and uncontrollability. Historically female shapeshifters always shift into something dangerous (snake) or sleek (cat) or dainty (bird) but female werewolves ignore the masculine gaze completely. They're distorted beasts that have no ulterior motive except to destroy. Nothing about them is nurturing or modest. They're the opposite of what a woman "should be." Their omission from pop culture is not an accident.

[striders]

me hyping myself up before entering any public area: i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal

[yesterdaysprint]

An Introduction to Problems of American Culture, 1931

[combustible-lemons]

[its-ok-to-smile]

Ok but the fact that you can’t actually hear how it was said doesn’t do this scene justice:

[sensiblethingtodo]

Top 5 Favorite Katie McGrath Co-Stars → #1 Colin Morgan “…To be honest, he makes me a better actor. He is so bloody good at what he does that you can’t come in with an off-day with Colin. You know you have to hit the ground running. You know you have to be better than you are on your best day because no matter how good you are, he’s going to be even better than you are.”

[valleydean]

i aim to have the merlin-level of job security where i’m actively terrible at my job but my boss loves me too much to fire me

[snoopy32102]

ik tumblr is cringe or whatever but i really do feel like my blog is my own little house and it's incredibly comforting to be here

[tess-mercer]

just saw the phrase “wlw/mlm hostility” and I’m currently obsessed

[spockbisexual]