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ZOEY !! she/he, 20 bisexual/sapphic tme bigender UTDR + TF + TMNT PROFILE ART BY @tarteaumiau

[topperflop]

This blog is Pissing me off…

I’m the original Topperflopper

[notaventura]

art trade for sankmo on twt

thank you!

[certainly-april]

Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!

[grimoiremanifest]

❗️Great Hog is displeased by this.

The kingly pig looks taken aback by this statement. "You claim to be 'baiting' our kind?.. A master of it, no less - after all the trust we hsve placed in you?"

- Your relationship with the Hog Society 🐖 is now Unfavourable.

[certainly-april]

[topperflop]

huge boy

[minionvoice]

Can You Guess Who These Minions Are?

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[zsnes]

their names are ass mcdougal dick piece of shit large muscle cock

[minionvoice]

Just Fuck of..

[satanfemme]

We Care About You - acrylic paint markers on paper

[wisedreamdelusion]

i trust you to be friend to me

[omnipotentnothing]

I have a headache because I'm a bad person

[topperflop]

he is just so shy

[topperflop]

for shame!

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

youre going to play wow classic? you know fable 2 exists right?

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

youre playing fable 2? you do realize mount and blade exists right

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

you’re going to plY mount and blade? why not come join me in my viva piñata heaven

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

you’re going to Vica piaa h? Why not come do rocks with me

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

This is so fun

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

I’m just so happy you’re here

[topperflop]

he is just so shy

[actualized-animal]

every chapter of deltarune has a secret npc who only appears if you leave and re-enter the room 1225 times while you have a bagel in your seventh inventory slot and the npc is a sentient doorknob and when you talk to them the music cuts out and they’re like “who’s that whispering in the trees, it’s two sailors and they’re on leave, pipes and chains and swinging hands, who’s your daddy, yes i am” and then within four hours there’s a thirty minute long video on youtube titled “ASGORE IS FRIEND??? DADDY THEORY EXPLAINED” and it already has 100,000 views and then a year later people call the next chapter disappointing because it was focusing too much on developing the main characters instead of explaining the doorknob guy

[hugdog]

WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO BE SAD ABOUT?

[zipsunz]

i trust you two more than anything

[roaldamundsen]

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

[roaldamundsen]

?

[roaldamundsen]

can people stop saying insane things on this post

[orcboxer]

I kill your grandad's foes

[lokaror]

They die incredible

[copepods]

apprentice(s)