Pauline's blog of things.

I like charts, irony, and documenting as many moments as possible.

[asynca]

DON WE NOW OUR GAY APPAREL

[meladoodle]

Even though I know it’s not true, I can’t shake this thought out of my head… It keeps coming back to me… What if escalators were invented before stairs

[thebabbagepatch]

“greg what if we just… turned them off?”

“melanie don’t be ridiculous”

[80slesbiab]

[dianasbi-deactivated20171023]

 Kate Mckinnon + facial expressions - SNL presidential debate 2016

[coffin-sick]

even on tumblr i’m the quiet kid that sits in the corner and doesn’t really know anyone

[brotticelli]

pluto and i have that in common

[sunwukxng]

me: i don’t particularly care for country music

dolly parton’s jolene: *exists*

me:

YOU COULD HAVE YOUR CHOICE OF MEN BUT I COULD NEVER LOVE AGAIN HE’S THE ONE FOR ME JOLENE

[justatinytoaster]

straight girl: so my boyfriend and i-

me: boyfriend? oh...that's cool. to each her own, that's what i say! my uncle is straight.

[kawennaheres]

[wanda-maxlmoff]

[emilysbluntz]

[finndamerons-archive]

you: I want a sugar daddy me, an intellectual: i have a need for a glucose father

[finndamerons-archive]

everyone reblogging this and saying its “sucrose.” listen you clowns. listen. i don’t give a mcfuckadoodle doo about your correct terminology you science SJW freaks. it’s glucose or fucking die

[filenesdebasement]

the people reblogging and saying “sucrose” are actually working with a shallow understanding of the concept of sugar. sucrose is, specifically, table sugar. but “sugar” is a term for a family of molecules, including glucose. just because it’s a simple sugar that one is unlikely to find in a kitchen doesn’t make it less applicable for use in this post. sucrose isn’t “sugar”, it’s a sugar, as are glucose, fructose, galactose, maltose, and lactose. you could use any of these and the post’s internal logic would hold up. nowhere in the phrase “sugar daddy” does it indicate that we’re referring to a table sugar daddy. the original post is scientifically sound

[justatinytoaster]

me in public: super innocent and polite

me at home alone: *drops pencil* god damn it what the fuck stop fucking falling on the damn floor pull your shit together what the actual fuck

[ifimogen]

[unfugbilder]

[tastefullyoffensive]

What a majestic beast.

[hardfeelingsmp3]

isadora cerullo, a player in the brazilian team of rugby, got proposed to by her girlfriend marjorie, a volunteer working in the rio 2016 olympics, and she said yes!

[foolishtrashman]

i walked two kilometers to hatch an egg and its a zubat this is why i cant be a parent i cant wait 9 months for a kid what if its a fucking zubat again