Polyvalent Disaster

Won the award "Most likely to post memes that were awesome...five years ago"

[memeclassheroes]

[rhodeys]

OH. MY. GOD.

[stephanieromanoff]

LGBT characters from Marvel

(from wiki fandom)

Tommy Shepherd (Speed)

He’s bisexual in the comics. He’s one of Wanda’s twin sons.

Billy Kaplan (Wiccan)

He’s gay in the comics. He’s one of Wanda’s twin sons. He married Hulkling,

Wade Wilson (Deadpool)

He’s pansexual in the comics. 

Raven Darkholme (Mystique)

She’s genderfluid and bisexual in the comics. 

Peter Quill (Starlord)

He’s bisexual in the comics.

Kitty Pryde

She’s bisexual in the comics.

Loki

He’s genderfluid and bisexual in the comics.

Tony Stark (Iron Man)

He’s bisexual in one of the Earth’s in the comics.

Brunhilde (Valkyrie)

She’s bisexual in the comics and was confirmed bisexual in the MCU.

America Chavez (Miss America)

She’s a lesbian in the comics. 

Theodore Altman (Hulkling)

He’s gay in the comics. He married Wiccan.

Stephen Strange (Dr. Strange)

I don’t think it was explicitly confirmed he’s pansexual, some people say it was implied several times in the comics.

Bobby Drake (Iceman)

He’s gay in the comics.

Vivian

She’s a lesbian. She’s Vision’s daughter in the comics.

Let me know if I forgot someone!

[nowthisnews]

Thanks to a pair of a bionic gloves, this 80-year-old classical pianist can finally play the piano again. The maestro, João Carlos Martins, had lost dexterity in his hands due to aging and health complications. His face at being able to play piano again says it all. 🎶

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[supreme-leader-stoat]

Sometimes the future is pretty cool, actually.

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Bro he’s so happy he’s crying and that’s making me cry he gets to play piano again after so long I

[sky665]

[thewitchdoctor]

[uranian97]

1) they expensive bruh 2) none of us kno the dif btwn a fucking diamond and some fancy ass glass ur capitalist rock hierarchy has no control over us

[a-chicago-sunflower]

3) mostly mined with slave labor

[everkings]

4) we get excited when our date buys us an appetizer, we don’t even comprehend people buying us rocks that would force us into debt for ten years

[wildhaunt]

5) They aren’t actually that rare and the price is artificially inflated. 

[ariaste]

Pro tip from a former Jared’s salesperson: You want a sparkly white rock that will look like a diamond to the untrained eye and will literally cost the price of a nice dinner for two? Created white sapphire. They’re lab grown and cost *pennies* to make, so you can get a 1 or 2 carat white sapphire for like… $30-80 probably. You can get one as huge as you like, perfectly clear, perfectly flawless. And no one will ever be able to tell the difference except a professional appraiser. Also, sapphires are the second-hardest gemstone (right after diamonds) so they are very durable! Very unlikely that they’ll chip or crack. Get that bitch set in sterling silver and you are GOOD TO GO. Whole thing should cost you less than $200 unless you get a fancy band with a lot of extra stones. Of course, created sapphires come in every color of the rainbow, so if you want something more exciting than plain white, you TOTALLY CAN. 

Created sapphires and silver: The poor Millennial’s engagement ring. 

[everythingcanadian-archive]

THANK YOU EX-JARED’S BASED GOD. 

[dxisybuchanan]

engagement rings: HACKED

[styna]

Get a ring from an antique store. They’re usually less than $100, you know they hold up over time, no one else will have one like it, and it comes with the bonus of being haunted by the spirit of some old woman named Edith probably.

[phruxx]

thanks edith

[luidilovins]

Tiger’s eye: $47 bucks on etsy. Propose to your elderich horror with a ring she deserves.

Rose quarts rose ring? 43 bucks. Symbol of love. Looks like a ring pop. Win-win.

Druzy quartz 40 bucks. Cant pick a color? Go with all of them. Neat texture.

Snowflake obsidian? 20 bucks. Made from the fires of the Earth’s molten core. Pretty dope conversation starter.

Jade 15-30 bucks. Literally has a history of inner peace and spiritual awakening. Good gentle reminder not to kill your spouse.

[jackdrawsgames]

SO PRETTY

[magicallygrimmwiccan]

@theotheralya

[tarantula-veins-deactivated2023]

Could give me a rock u found on the floor and thought I’d like and I would genuinely be ecstatic

[thelighthousewatcher]

⬆⬆⬆⬆

This

[feralraccoonman]

i have a friend who puts pebbles from gravel driveways and parks through a rock tumbler and makes jewelry out of them. They’re all really pretty-

[the-b0g-deactivated20220225]

the quartz ones are so pretty oh my gods

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

ring hax

[genderfluid-and-confuzled]

Moonstone

[ajiantbug]

May I suggest:

Opals.

Rainbow

Unique

Inexpensive

Certain places let you pan for your own and you can keep them

[sulferandwater-deactivated20211]

always reblog for opals. its a mini galaxy you can carry with you on your finger

[marisolinspades]

The quartz ones are beautiful but they will shatter if your intended talks with their hands and accidentally backhands a doorframe while wearing it.

And I am absolutely not speaking from experience

[soggywarmpockets]

A tip on the opal jewelry: Be wary of sudden temperature changes, like going from inside of a warm house into cold winter air, they’re very sensitive to temperature change and may crack or shatter.

[everythingfox]

Comfy spot

(via)

[simplysaphique]

if you’re a bi girl with a boyfriend……. you’re valid and i love you 💖💫

[radarthenerd]

If you’re a bi boy with a girlfriend, you are also valid and I love you 💖💫

[ethicalmemes]

Perfect gift he could ever receive #EthicalMemes

[everythingfox]

Baby bear catching snowflakes

[entropybegets]

so this just happened

[captainjonnitkessler]

He’s got a menorah mug too! 

[wetwareproblem]

Hey goyische artists who just need to put that Jewish or Jew-coded character in their Xmas art! This is how you do it. He’s not just in the Xmas shot, he’s actively participating - look at his hat! - but the art recognizes and honours his Judaism.

[booasaur]

The Bachelor: Vietnam - Contestant confesses to another contestant

[afronerdism]

They ended up getting married so safe to say she doesn’t regret it

[slinkanora]

Can we discuss how fucking cute they are tho?

What Minh Thu and Truc Nhu have, I want for myself with whatever woman I find to put up with my annoying ass.

[rogue-gryfon]

OH MY GOSH THIS IS BEAUTIFUL AND AMAZING!!!

[monkey-network]

[midnaxlink]

What about this

[80s-addict]

both are exquisite thank you for your contribution

[omghotmemes]

Coming from a girl :)

[fanonical]

ok in retrospect how good thematically would it be if harry and neville got together and made a life and a family and a home together; two kids who had their entire world and sense of home and family shattered by the same evil man coming together and creating something beautiful and warm from the ashes of their pasts

[everythingfox]

A couple black bear cubs crossing a road in Alaska with their mom

(via)

[everythingfox]

“I think someone has a crush on my Christmas light decoration”

via r/aww

[startrekdeepspacenine]

[skeluigi]

free him

[ruinedchildhood]

him free

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[im-a-dragon-cawcaw]

him free

[a-very-large-pile-of-hats]

he was sealed for our protection. you imbeciles

[shirooochu]

him free (3)