[lizclimo]

[thememedaddy]

[unscharf-an-den-raendern]

[aquareegia]

german government doing everything to make the lives of young people worse and then go surprised pikachu face when young people don't want to die for this fuckass country 🤡

[aquareegia]

every time i think my hatred for Fritze Merz has reached its limit, he always proves me wrong. i can, in fact, always hate him even more.

[buggyhuman]

I love how the German people all come together against our common enemy: Friedrich Merz

[sistertaxon]

why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead

[thesylverlining]

this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job

[kittyknowsthings]

Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety? 

[systlin]

“Oh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the fucking gods.” 

[totohoy-blog]

I’m not asexual but I’m fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sex…

[systlin]

I mean. 

“WHAT THE FUCK STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS.”

“FUCKER THEY SAID THEY HAVE FETTUCCINE CARBONARA AND HOT GARLIC BREAD OVER THERE HANG ON BITCH.” 

[musicalhell]

This is true; Odysseus heard them promising him knowledge of the future.  So the next time you see artwork like this:

Remember those sultry naked chicks are saying “We’ll tell you the winning lotto numbers.”

[fuckstaffposts]

Them: “We have unlimited wifi at incredible speeds~” Me: *diving headfirst into the water*

[rpluvsyj]

This post is a blessing

[wittyusername97]

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[kitvalkyrie]

Oh my god sirens were literally scam websites

[10thingsihateabout-all-yall]

Oh my god they were phishing

[herzgestolper]

✨️✨️sagte er ohne weitere Erläuterung✨️✨️

[everythingispoetry]

Same

[thatwasthenightthingschanged]

every passing day with Merz as our chancellor just makes more and more clear that that man hasn't worked in a "normal" job for at least thirty years

[unscharf-an-den-raendern]

[eggsaladstain]

very funny to me that kim mu yeol went from being the kind-hearted judge in juvenile justice (netflix, 2022) to now fully slapping the shit out of kids in teach you a lesson (netflix, 2026)

[sonandheirofnothinginparticular]

[reasonsforhope]

Wizard frog blessings upon you!

[inthefallofasparrow]

Ok, but why'd he call me a 'poof', though?

[optimisticrunawaygalaxy]

I Love germans "Da ist hopfen und malz verloren" like man we cant even make beer out of that guy

[langernameohnebedeutung]

Nein danke ich brauche eine Pause davon

[i-am-a-fish]

I hope you get your favorite food this week and your favorite drink and your favorite 2k dollars

[beardedmrbean]

Sad Waluigi noises

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of