Clever As The Devil And Twice As Pretty

I'm Chelsey. Or according to Starbucks: Chelsea, Chelsei, Chelse, and the occasional Kelsey

[lightbones]

[animalrates]

[marisatomay]

A cooking competition where people try to make an entire meal at midnight without waking their family up and whoever makes the most amazing thing without getting yelled at wins

[gifbro]

[4gifs]

A supermarket for cats. [video]

[justcallmebooradley]

The signs and flrting

Says they can't flirt but can flirt like a love God: LEO, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Taurus

Can flirt without trying, but when they try, it's horrible: Virgo, Pisces, SCORPIO, Aries

Can't flirt for shit: Cancer, Aquarius

Always flirting whether they know it or not: LIBRA, Gemini

[tittytron]

do you ever wanna listen to music but every song is just not the right song

[laerugo]

how can ppl say cats are heartless tbh

[hog-kong]

Really confused as to how my logo changed to kermit the frog. Unless im starting to have hallucinations from lack of sleep. Still. mindfucked. 

[galacticgateau]

I found someone’s tumblr logged in on this computer and all I did was change the icon

[nolongeractive]

[stability]

[rip-capo]

[yung-babushka-deactivated201709]

“if you’re 18 why do you still ask your parents for permission”

I seriously thought it was normal to ask permission to do things from the people that own the house you live in and provide for you, even if you’ve reached the magical age of 18. I’m going to continue being polite and nice to my parents until they are no longer around. I seriously thought that this was normal.

[dogvines]

[y0ungkilla]

BABY

[mishasminions]

OMG HOW DO I GET THIS KIND OF LOVE

[the-eleventh-blog]

update from the UK lads

gove and boris, pioneers of the leave vote, are literally MIA. like…no one knows where any of the leave campaign are

the chancellor is basically missing

we effectively have no PM

the tory party are in the midst of a civil war so brutal john major’s tenure looks chill

there may or may not be a snap election

the labour party literally barely exists as its shadow cabinet resigns en masse

labour’s deputy leader, hero of the story tom watson, spent the whole of the leadership crisis last night at a silent disco at glastonbury, while snapchatting

this fucking hilarious video in which it is revealed vote leave have no contingency plan and the presenter literally ends saying “i don’t know what to say to that”

no one actually wants to press the big red button (article 50) to start the process of brexit

this conspiracy theory appears to be entirely correct. seriously, read it. it basically suggests brexit is entirely impossible

nicola sturgeon, separatist first minister of scotland, is effectively the only leader with a plan: that plan being the break up of the united kingdom

literally we have become a meme

[rycbar221-blog]

I know Lord of the Flies is supposed to be a very meaningful and symbolic book, but can we just talk about the fact that at the beginning of the book, Jack gives the fact that he can sing a C# as a legitimate reason for why he should be chief

[just-a-julie]

MY CLASS NEVER GOT OVER THIS AND FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR WHENEVER SOMEONE DIDN’T WANT TO DO SOMETHING THEY SAID “but i can sing C# i shouldnt have to do it” AND IT STILL IS FUNNY TO ME

[loggednightmares]

The worst thing is being happy but mentally ill at the same time. So you’re like ‘yay I’m so happy with my life right now, everything is great’ but your brain’s like ‘you still want to die tho’

[place0fperfecti0n]

!!!!!