Capn Ahoy

Balls.

[jenny-holzer]

[depsidase]

[mermen]

add another clove of garlic im not driving

[fortooate]

hate paper straws ooh it's biodegradable yeah i know because it's biodefuckingrading in my coffee asshole

[jessebloom]

i do have to hand it to him

[astrocyte-deactivated20171202]

people have been illegally dumping their old boats all around abandoned neighborhoods in detroit so this one newscaster on the local news station has been collecting them and finding out who the owners are by looking up the ID numbers on the boats and then she puts them on a flatbed truck and she brings them back to their owners wearing a fucking captain’s hat and she knocks on their doors and goes “hey we found your boat!”

[astrocyte-deactivated20171202]

[rosyish]

Not all heroes wear capes

[sexanax]

u ever just wanna…….suck on his fingers

[discreetwithabellyring-deactiva]

me at the dentist :/

[sexanax]

shut up

[ink-pedia]

change_wilson

[macden]

rob’s ig video (with a pride flag in the background!!!)

[cykelops]

me playing videogames: im jared im 19 and i never learned how to block

[straightboyfriend]

nothing better than hanging out w a cat….. love those triangle ears……….. love thos meows…. the mrows….. the mews, if you will,

[shitty-car-mods-daily]

I’m pickle shift via Shitty_Car_Mods

[the-x-button]

finally living up to your url i see

[chunkecheeks]

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

he shlorp

[dimetrodone]

He just obliterated those worms out of existence 

[whyamilaughingatthis]

I’d murder for a succ this good

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

i never thought i’d have to say this but pls do not sexualize my eel

[ink-pedia]

CAL JENX

[jenny-holzer]

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

tired of SJWs ruining the lives of your favorite internet video game fuckboys? well, introducing Twitch 2! you get banned if you dont say ENOUGH slurs

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

guards………… take her away

[mahoippu-deactivated20200905]

if you guys buy these I will physically manifest in your house and kick your ass