[abruptlymystic]

I'm not saying it would be cool to have 29 followers on Cryptmother for my 29th birthday (Sunday) but yes I am

Level seven is a perfectly respectable level for a Necromancer, but Graverra Greame wants more. After a lifetime of being horribly misunderstood by her peers - like it's her fault mage armor looks like that? - Graverra glitches into an undiscovered and under-leveled dungeon and is *finally* presented with a marvelous opportunity to advance; all she has to do is make a pact with the enigmatic and infuriating dungeon core and spend her days in wedded dungeon mistress bliss… But running a dungeon isn’t always easy; Between an emotionally stunted dungeon core husband who still won’t swap out his avatar for a human body and some bitchy celestial entity for a mother-in-law breathing down their necks, on top of all the usual worries of running your own dungeon… What’s a girl to do?

Read on RoyalRoad or Tapas

[mornington-the-crescent]

So guess who just started watching Leverage.

[grinsssdrank]

She is so real for saying that

[funny-tik-toks]

[ebonykain]

This one needs to go right next to the Baltimore accent with the Aaron earns an iron urn.

[royal-random-the-yogurt-queen]

In case anyone hasn't seen it

[anais-ninja-bitch]

love how english started as a rhotic language and half the native speakers said, "oh, Fuck That Noise"

[findingfeather]

What I DEEPLY LOVE about the Baltimore one is how mad HE IS to realize what his own accent did to it. XD He's SO MAD. XD XD

[you-can-be-what-you-want-to-be]

my personal favorite

[clockworkcrow]

dropped the walrus vs fairy question on a group of psychologists today and not only did the majority agree the walrus would be more surprising, the one with the strongest background in research responded to the ‘but fairies aren’t real’ argument with “are your beliefs so inflexible that you’ve never considered you might be wrong about what’s real and what’s not?” and honestly i haven’t recovered

[grison-in-space]

honestly you know what goals

[hydrahowl]

This wouldn't happen to me if i were a huge dragon

[disgustinggf]

[erodingsinner]

Leverage x Onion headline

[aardvaark]

there has to be one person in the leverage universe who is visiting the US from san lorenzo & sees sophie at some auction or ball & is like. um. lady from the $20 bill?

[kajaono]

Thinking a lot about Paul hearing the trigger being pulled and his first instinct is to grab Eliot.

[allsonargent]

Beth Riesgraf as Parker in Leverage: Redemption (2021—)

[radarsmenagerie]

#just mash things

part 31

[sleep-deprived-lesbian]

dreamt that ppl were playing "dnd hard mode" which was just playing dnd by a pool and if you rolled a nat 1 the dm pushed you into the water

[thememedaddy]

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

also-

[depsidase]

[elynoirveilsblog]

Me when I think about her:

[thyrell]

i may not be gods strongest warrior but there is all sorts of bullshit that he makes me deal with and i hndle it not very well usually