Too Much Time On The Internet

My name's Dani, I am Australian, and I'm 17. Sexually Ambigious Nerd...

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[peasantbarbie]

I’ve been looking for this for far too long

[aphiordie]

This is beautiful

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This. This exact thing is the main reason why I can’t take Voldemort seriously.

[intertwined-and-overrun]

THIS IS EVERYTHING I HAVE EVER WANTED

[frantasticfanatic]

[the-phandom]

Hey look everyone I found Dan’s patronus

[danielhowell]

oh what’s that? a stag? well i’ve got a spitfire alpaca and he aint takin’ none of your shit.

[vantasticbooty]

“i am an adult” i whisper as i colour a fan with crayons so it’ll look pretty when it spins

[vantasticbooty]

fuck everyone it’s beautiful

[jagged-fragments]

Nothing could make me more curious about your taxidermy than this.

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

I need this as a t-shirt as “zoologically improbable and/or terrifying to small children” sums me up.

[awildofnothing]

Finally I know what I want inscribed on my tombstone when I die.

[sharkchunks]

I remember the news article, this is the lion that was removed:

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THAT IS FUCKING TERRIFYING

[pajama-pangolin-blog]

OH MY GOD THAT IS HORRIFIC

[tinnyhouse]

hahaha

[opiggynukkao]

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD OH MY GOD

[silencedrowns]

I can’t remember the last time I actually laughed this hard at something on tumblr. Oh my shit.

[hanninope]

ZOO-LOGICALLY IMPROBABLE DOESNT FUCKING COVER IT

[handful-ofdust]

I’ve reblogged this before, but not with the lion attached. OH GOD THAT LION

[alexdallymacfarlane-blog-blog]

IT’S BACK WITH THE ACTUAL ANIMAL

AHHHHHH

[lesbianlegbreaker]

Oh god, I recognize that lion.

It’s mentioned in Still Life:Adventures in Taxidermy by Melissa Milgrom (which I recommend).

[psychosomaticcataracts-deactiva]

This reminds me of that meme cat that’s like “how you feel when you’re wearing socks and step in water” that I spent 15 minutes trying to find a picture of on the internet but cannot.  

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[rpmaniac]

Actually, that’s the Lion of Gripsholm. It’s a famous Swedish tourist attraction from the 1700s. Very much still on display. OP’s image is from an art project at the Harvard Museum of Natural History.

[didyouknowmagic]

“I want a Disney film where the protagonist has a disability saves the day and is loved by all”  

“I want a Disney film where the protagonist isn’t conventionally attractive and that doesn’t define their worth or ever stop them from being amazing”

“I want a Disney film where the main guy and the girl end up as friends”

“I want a Disney film with representation one that focuses on issues that are relevant in today’s world”

“I want a Disney film that has animation that is jaw dropping and irrefutably gorgeous”

“I want a Disney film where the Villain is terrifying and all too realistic” 

“I want a Disney film that deals with complex issues” 

“I want a Disney film with musical numbers that give me chills”

The Hunchback of Notre Dame shall always be the most underrated animated film from Disney anyone that has ever graced the silver screen.  

[randomfandomteacher]

One of my favorite Disney movies

[iraffiruse]

[justdoingitironically]

Allie: "Oh, that's a good idea, choke him into unconsciousness-we're sure to get answers that way."

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Books more people should read » The Immortal Rules by Julie Kagawa «

{GOODREADS}

In a future world, vampires reign. Humans are blood cattle. And one girl will search for the key to save humanity. Allison Sekemoto survives in the Fringe, the outermost circle of a vampire city. By day, she and her crew scavenge for food. By night, any one of them could be eaten.

Some days, all that drives Allie is her hatred of “them.” The vampires who keep humans as blood cattle. Until the night Allie herself is attacked—and given the ultimate choice. Die…or become one of the monsters.

Click here to read more about the underrated book project

[bloodofedendaily]

From Julie’s blog post on goodreads 

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You are a monster.” Kanin’s deep voice droned in my head again, as I forced myself to move, to walk away. “You will always be a monster, there is no turning back from it. But what type of monster you become is entirely up to you.

Kanin to Allie (The Immortal Rules by Julie Kagawa)

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“Fine.“ I glared at him and shook my head. Stubborn idiot. "But at least try to look a little more raider-ish, okay? We don’t want to attract attention.” Zeke’s snort sounded suspiciously like laughter. “Allie, you’re a beautiful, exotic-looking vampire girl with a katana. Trust me, if anyone is going to attract attention, it’s not going to be me.” I didn’t answer as we crossed the flimsy, creaking bridge into the lair of the vampire king. If Zeke had asked, I would’ve said that I was thinking of how to find everyone, but that wasn’t entirely true. I was thinking of the others and how I was going to get them out alive…but I kept being distracted by the thought that Zeke had called me beautiful.”

Allison & Zeke (The Immortal Rules by Julie Kagawa)

[angel-gidget]

Blood of Eden: Book I

{feat. Yuna Ito as Allison Sekemoto & Jamie Johnston as Zeke Crosse}

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Julie Kagawa, The Eternity Cure (Blood of Eden #2)

[horrorfilmlesbian]

ya meme » 10 books/series

blood of eden trilogy

“We are vampires, Kanin had told me, on one of our last nights together. It makes no difference who we are, where we came from. Princes, Masters and rabids alike, we are monsters, cut off from humanity. They will never trust us. They will never accept us. We hide in their midst and walk among them, but we are forever separate. Damned. Alone. You don’t understand now, but you will. There will come a time when the road before you splits, and you must decide your path. Will you choose to become a demon with a human face, or will you fight your demon until the end of time, knowing you will forever struggle alone?”

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Allie from the Blood of Eden series by Julie Kagawa :)

Might do some more fanart for this series - brooding vampires in trenchcoats are always fun to draw.