tired gorl

twenty-something obsessor, she/her, technological grandma, current fixation: hellcheer call me vibez

[justhere4thevibez]

Ficlet Masterlist

My hellcheer ficlets were getting a bit unwieldy (not to mention difficult to find - even for me!) so I decided to make a masterlist of all of my ficlets. *updated 10/15/2023*

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Date Night - Chrissy takes Eddie on a spur-of-the-moment date (fluff)

Disaster - Eddie gets gum stuck in his hair, and Chrissy helps him get it out (fluff)

Jealous? - Eddie takes Chrissy to a concert, but she feels a little insecure (hurt/comfort, fluff)

Movie Review - Chrissy and Eddie see Labyrinth together, and Chrissy has Thoughts™️ (fluff)

Eddie Roast - Max and Erica roast Eddie mercilessly about his crush on Chrissy (fluff)

On To Indianapolis - Eddie wants to follow Chrissy to college, but she has concerns (hurt/comfort, fluff)

Selfie - Eddie sends Chrissy a suggestive picture while at work and has to make up for it when she gets home (fluff, slightly NSFW)

Bad Driver - Eddie nearly gives Chrissy a heart attack with his terrible driving (fluff)

Jaws - Eddie has Feelings™️ about sharks when they visit the aquarium, but Chrissy helps him to be brave (fluff)

Cactus - Eddie shares the importance of a silly drawing with Chrissy (hurt/comfort, fluff)

Arcade - Eddie's trying to resist the crush he has on Chrissy, but she doesn't let him off so easy (fluff)

Sexy Daydream - Chrissy can't help letting her thoughts stray when she sees Eddie in study hall, but she has to keep it discreet (NSFW)

Domme Chrissy - Chrissy takes care of Eddie when he has a bad day (hurt/comfort, NSFW)

Reprimand - Domme Chrissy has to correct Eddie in public (suggestive but not NSFW)

Pancakes - Chrissy and Wayne bond in the kitchen (fluff, hurt/comfort)

Aftercare - Domme Chrissy cuddles a well-fucked Eddie (fluff, suggestive but not NSFW)

Haunted House - Pre-relationship Eddie and Chrissy explore a haunted house (fluff, slight princess bride AU)

First Date - Eddie and Chrissy go on their first date (fluff)

Anniversary - five years after the talent show, Eddie and Chrissy meet again in the woods (fluff, pre-relationship)

Vanilla - Eddie loves how Chrissy smells

Disabled post-Vecna - Eddie and Chrissy survive, but not without scars.

Eddie's Hair Care - Chrissy has to get creative to tend to Eddie's hair (some NSFW)

If I missed any, comment or DM me! But I think I got them all! Will update if/when I write more 😉

[p0laroid-sx-70]

cupid missed (Jenny Anderson x Lily Gatins)

[russianblush]

me @ my mutuals

[bi-files]

I’m a patron of the arts (I leave nice comments on aO3).

[byler-alarmist]

I'm a patron of the arts (I reblog on Tumblr dot com)

[ryebreadgf]

[meltingpotofinterests]

[dysphoria-things]

if eating three balanced meals a day at regular times makes you gain weight then maybe you were meant to gain weight

[kosmogrl]

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[godlessondheimite]

i would kill for the confidence of novelists who write genius-poet characters and then actually write samples of the “genius” poetry in the book. if i were a novelist writing a genius-poet i’d just be like “trust me, the poetry’s real good.”

[hikes-and-moans]

UNPOPULAR OPINION: A lot of "mental health issues" disappear when bills are paid, rent is secure, and the fridge is full. Peace is expensive. And pretending money doesn't affect mental health is privilege.

[luckyladylily]

So the thing is boobs really do be jiggling. If having breasts has taught me anything it is that the ladies frolic. I don't even have that large of boobs but every time I go down some stairs all I can think about is that stupid quote about boobing breastily down the stairs or whatever it is because God Damn.

But anime and video game boob jiggling is like. The most uncanny valley shit I've ever seen nine times out of ten. You would think people this horny about tits would have actually looked at some but I guess not.

What we really need is some pervert to compile the ultimate visual guide to boob bouncing physics that's just like 500 hours of meticulously organized videos of breasts of different size and shape and under different fabrics bouncing around from a wide variety of physical movements so horny game devs can finally get it right and I don't have to be creeped out by women who appear to have surgically implanted softballs in their chest under skin made of rubber bands.

[librarycards]

i am just moved by everything now. i'm porous and everything gets inside me

[communistkenobi]

it’s been said many times before but where else are you gonna get this kind of gold

[sink-baby]

God help me I was just trying to find the original post

[mercurymasc]

emily axford declaring with her whole chest "i didn't want immortality, i wanted to turn forty and get hot"

i fear she is speaking to my soul in a way no one ever has before

[strawberry-crocodile]

i'd make a joke about "let the HUSBAND giggle under the covers and tell HIS WIFE to put that camera away before dying before HIS WIFE'S story starts" but lets be real he'd still get more fanart

[strawberry-crocodile]

sir do you understand that you are being criticized right now

[tinkerbitch69]

The best thing about tumblr is you can just make a criticism of a very specific person completely unprompted and then that person will appear as if summoned in your notes to prove your point for you.

[ghostly-harmless]

[strawberry-crocodile]

@yogsothoththekeyandthegate LITERALLYYY

[thememedaddy]

[gonna-watch-some-movies]