💖God's little oopsy-daisy💖

Bi - 28 - TX

[emotargaryen]

one of the tweets of all time to me

[1794]

mustard snob canon

[maja-paja]

[leathersys]

dysphoric

[segamascott]

[cruzfucker]

[dogpuppy]

[failmisogynist]

ohhhhh my god youre a western transmasc with a mullet who loves nbc hannibal and cannibalism as a metaphor for love? ohhh and youre obsessed with greek mythology and catholicism—despite being raised protestant (if that)—and cowboy imagery? and you think engaging in bdsm with straight men is an act of "queer resistance" ? Wow ... youre one crazy chico!

[oupyfactory]

maybe the single funniest twitter comment I've ever seen

[perception-filter]

[gayvampyr]

it really pisses me off when adults sit there and drill it into kids’ heads that their youth is fleeting and tell them things like “enjoy your childhood while it lasts because this is the best it’s gonna get”. why are you telling children that adulthood is the worst thing they can experience? seriously what the fuck is wrong with you, why are you trying to make them feel like growing up is a fate worse than death? trying to convince them their life is over before it even begins? i’m tired of that shit. because tell my why my 12 year old cousin told me when she turns 30 she’ll be so depressed she’s just gonna cry all the time. what the fuck. kids don’t need to hear that their already stressful and overwhelming lives are never going to get better, that the abuse and lack of autonomy they face is apparently the highlight of their lives. they need to hear about adults who are happy to be alive and happy to have made it to their age. they need to know that growing up rules, it’s a gift and life does not have to suck for them, that they have a future that’s worth sticking around for. this rhetoric is so damaging mentally and i’m about to start hitting the adults who parrot it. i’m sorry you hate your life but you don’t get to dump your issues on these kids. don’t piss me off and leave these babies alone!

[cruzfucker]

[love1827472]

[spectrometrie]

when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me

[spectrometrie]

i didn't need no imaginary friends i had Screaming Joe right here !

[omgeddon-deactivated20260424]

I love this website I love it when people tell us what's wrong with them

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

PHRASES ADDED!

"i didn't need no imaginary friends i had Screaming Joe right here !"

"I love this website I love it when people tell us what's wrong with them"

CHARACTER ADDED!

Screaming Joe

[the-haiku-bot]

“I love this website

I love it when people tell

us what’s wrong with them”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[loveridden1999]

[smalllfieldmouse]

i dont care if Monday's lit. Tuesday Wednesday touch my clit. Thursday i don't give a shit. it's Friday I'm in love

[toramona]

James Baldwin, Giovanni’s Room

[finalhorsegirl]

every summer i feel so genuinely sad thinking about how not everyone has access to air conditioning... like i feel so beyond privileged like im marie antoinette over here with my air conditioned house and car and stores and doctor's offices... im so lucky and i did nothing to deserve this life of luxury but i will NEVER take it for granted #grateful #thankful #mindful

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next