yer not a wizard, maru

Maru.[mexican].[20].[architecture].[HP].[HIMYM].[GLEE].[THG].[Merlin].[TheAvengers].[SPN].[Chelsea FC] and a lot more of fandoms that i cant write cause i'll never finish this.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[brovine-moved-deactivated201707]

some middle-aged old man: calls me sweetie, honey, sugar, baby while talking to me

me: 🔪🔪🔪

[rileyydailyy]

some nice lady: calls me sweetie, honey, sugar, baby while talking to me

me: 💖💖💖

[louises-belcher]

[stability]

old people on facebook are too much 

[stanleykubricky-deactivated2026]

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

*plugs phone into computer to charge* yes my child, drain the life from your superior,

[hotlocalwizards]

fox studios: hey could you teach your robot what fear is & then have it watch a movie about a rogue AI that rebels against & terrorizes its creators? then we need you to force it to make us movie trailers the boys over at ibm: yeah what could go wrong lol

[peachsip]

[unhappeon]

………open the gate.

[schizoyuri-deactivated20160514]

stop……having it be closed

[totalparksandrec]

[paxamericana]

[5hahem]

My life as a college student, smh

[hurrricane-jane]

that was only 6 seconds

[phoabetonkin-archive]

[ifiwasthelastgirl-blog]

[ineptbox]

Power couple

[wattpadfic-deactivated20170213]

me: goodnight moon :)

moon: should’ve been saying goodnight 5 hours ago its 4am asshole get your life together

[acebodhi]

Random Edit- 1081-1082/-?

[recentgooglesearches]

will i ever get over my middle school anime crush

[gooodlongtime]

[sacred-portal]

[commongayboy-deactivated2018082]

i trust them all