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moonenjoyer

well this truly was A Decade. i loved you. i hated you. goodbye 2010s.

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fiti-vation

ernasd

oh this is a life saver

gallusrostromegalus

So these are both “Aw Fuck I’m outta real food” meals BUT ALSO: if you’re learning how to cook, these are great “baby steps” meals to learn how to cook basics into something enjoyable without “wasting” anything expensive. Though I maintain that even cooking screw-ups are valuable in terms of lessons learned.

Also they’re great for when you get absorbed in something and you realize your blood sugar is dropping and you need to make something Quick.

asymbina

I don’t think of myself as a cook at all, but I looked through this list and was like “if you have [center] and [any item on a surrounding ring] how do you sit there thinking you’ve got nothing to eat?” Like, I buy a fair amount of staples knowing that I’ll be able to quickly assemble them into something tasty if I’m hungry and don’t have anything instant (or in a leftovers container because I made it earlier in the week specifically to eat for a week): butter, cheese, noodles, and more.

elodieunderglass

It still impresses people how I can go into random kitchens with no food in them and emerge with Filling Snacks for Five People. This is the secret: knowing how to assemble Cupboard Meals. And these charts are incredibly well-laid-out too!

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Adding butter and some of the pasta water to the pasta + parmesan + black pepper combo will also give you a simple alfredo.

garnetrena

okay but if i say i “don’t have food at home” i certainly haven’t got eggs and avocado. Thank you for the peanut butter and noodles tips, tho

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#CROW NO

Crow: CROW YES!

notcuddles

It’s actually impossible to measure how many fucks a corvid give because there is no device sensitive enough to register such a tiny amount.

pardonmewhileipanic

science/animal side of tumblr… explain to me the birb thing

red3blog

Tail Pulling is a behavior noted in many corvids. The practical application is to create a distraction that will allow the birb to make off with the target’s food. Imagine being in the lunch room and a large fellow has a Twinkie you covet. You can’t just take it from him because he’ll defend his Twinkie. But if you thwap him on the back of his neck and then dash around to snag the Twinkie while he investigates, you stand a decent chance of enjoying spongey goodness. This is basically that in birb form.

Except corvids don’t only do this as a distraction. Sometimes they seem to just being doing it to mess with other animals/birbs. But to use my lunch room analogy, there are times you might thwap someone sneakily on the back of the neck just for amusement. Primates exhibit behavior that appears to be just be annoying other animals for amusement. Given how intelligent crows are, its not unlikely that this is a manifestation of an innate desire to just fuck with someone else for the fun of it. Such as this from the link above:

pardonmewhileipanic

THANK YOU FOR THE BIRB KNOWLEDGE

whitmerule

BECAUSE IT IS FUN

queenbloo-blog

This speaks to me on a molecular level.

askfordoodles

birbs just wanna have fun

huntersonthewingarchive

Sorry to hijack a little, but to put it bluntly, corvids are also pretty BALSY. They are more than prepared to harass other huge birds of prey which could deal them a lot of damage. There’s plenty of cases of corvids ‘riding’ other birds as well. It’s often to harass the larger bird out of the area, but as @red3blog said, they quite often (in layman’s terms) enjoy fucking shit up for fun.

‘Where the hell is the seatbelt on this thing?’

I mean they deserve a medal for having such huge bird balls imo

Literally no fucks are given by corvids. Ever.

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@neurodivergent-crow

neurodivergent-crow

I haven’t seen this post in ages but it’s my fave corvid post.

thespectacularspider-girl

Intelligence is rooted in how much of a dick you can knowingly be.

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@raphcrow

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This tracks.

tap-shoes

Edina is 10000% T H E W O R S T in Minnesota

tami-taylors-hair

Sorry, but it’s nonsense that Memphis is the worst city in Tennessee. This is a state where Murfreesboro exists. I’d rather be dead in Memphis than alive in Murfreesboro.

justintotrouble

Pine bluff is the only city in Arkansas where you can (and I have personally) watch two dudes load up an entire 3 bedroom house through a window into a U-Haul trailer in a single day, and just drive away like nothing happened.