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Nail polish is considered a feminine thing, but the average male has an objectively better canvas for making cool designs

How do you figure that one mate

thought this was referring to penis.

Wearing glasses make you appear smart, yet you had to fail a test to get them.

Said test is not one of how smart you are but how well your eyes work, and if they’re not as good as the standard you get an aid to help - also my hypothesis as to why nerds are typically portrayed with glasses is because when you’re working in a lab it’s against protocol to have contact lenses in case something gets in your eye, soscience expert lab people with bad eyesight have to have glasses – and/or some people need glasses to read things closer, and stereotypical nerds read books a lot; so

glasses = read a lot = nerd

glasses = lots of science and labs and research = nerd

And since in a=b=c, a=c, and a is glasses and c is nerd, in both of these equations also mean glasses = nerd

It could also be something else too, like the myth that using screen technology makes your eyesight bad and nerds use a lot of screen technology

WRONG. glasses make you a fucking geek. i put them on and went through a magical girl transformation sequence and came out the other end reading the OSHA website for my own entertainment

See THIS is because you were born with the Fucking Geek gene and glasses unlocked your fucking geek power

holy shit…..

You ARE Shiroe thanks to your geek enhancing glasses!

#is he the boy in my gif #honored i suppose

who is shiroe

Wearing glasses make you appear smart, yet you had to fail a test to get them.

Said test is not one of how smart you are but how well your eyes work, and if they’re not as good as the standard you get an aid to help - also my hypothesis as to why nerds are typically portrayed with glasses is because when you’re working in a lab it’s against protocol to have contact lenses in case something gets in your eye, soscience expert lab people with bad eyesight have to have glasses – and/or some people need glasses to read things closer, and stereotypical nerds read books a lot; so

glasses = read a lot = nerd

glasses = lots of science and labs and research = nerd

And since in a=b=c, a=c, and a is glasses and c is nerd, in both of these equations also mean glasses = nerd

It could also be something else too, like the myth that using screen technology makes your eyesight bad and nerds use a lot of screen technology

WRONG. glasses make you a fucking geek. i put them on and went through a magical girl transformation sequence and came out the other end reading the OSHA website for my own entertainment

See THIS is because you were born with the Fucking Geek gene and glasses unlocked your fucking geek power

holy shit.....

#flashing

Wearing glasses make you appear smart, yet you had to fail a test to get them.

Said test is not one of how smart you are but how well your eyes work, and if they’re not as good as the standard you get an aid to help - also my hypothesis as to why nerds are typically portrayed with glasses is because when you’re working in a lab it’s against protocol to have contact lenses in case something gets in your eye, soscience expert lab people with bad eyesight have to have glasses – and/or some people need glasses to read things closer, and stereotypical nerds read books a lot; so

glasses = read a lot = nerd

glasses = lots of science and labs and research = nerd

And since in a=b=c, a=c, and a is glasses and c is nerd, in both of these equations also mean glasses = nerd

It could also be something else too, like the myth that using screen technology makes your eyesight bad and nerds use a lot of screen technology

WRONG. glasses make you a fucking geek. i put them on and went through a magical girl transformation sequence and came out the other end reading the OSHA website for my own entertainment

It’s impossible to have a decimal kill:death ratio in real life.

what the fuck does this mean

paraparathecow

In certain videogames, you have a stat called a kill:death ratio, which basically shows the the average amount of kills you get before being killed yourself

i got that part, I was just wondering what they meant a decimal

you cant partially kill someone

can you in video games either?

theres gotta be some game

It’s impossible to have a decimal kill:death ratio in real life.

what the fuck does this mean

paraparathecow

In certain videogames, you have a stat called a kill:death ratio, which basically shows the the average amount of kills you get before being killed yourself

i got that part, I was just wondering what they meant a decimal

you cant partially kill someone

Whoever started the trend of having sugar as a ingredient in drinks unintentionally killed countless people.

How does sugar in stuff kill people? Is this another one of these food freak things

perhaps related to high amounts of sugar in soda? how some drugs look like sugar? idk

If you put cocaine in your drink instead of sugar I’m actually convinced that you genuinely do not have a brain, at all

#responses #ask to tag #drugs

ill be honest i was thinking of roofies. if this is talking about sugar its kind of bizarre tbh. i can see where this could be coming from but ultimately sugary drinks are no real issue so long as you stay hydrated and arent drinking ONLY things like sodas and energy drinks, etc.

Whoever started the trend of having sugar as a ingredient in drinks unintentionally killed countless people.

How does sugar in stuff kill people? Is this another one of these food freak things

perhaps related to high amounts of sugar in soda? how some drugs look like sugar? idk

#responses

Police Officer is the only profession where it has been legally ruled that they don’t need to know or do jack shit about anything related to their job.

okay this one is good

#responses

The James Web telescope is the most expensive wallpaper generator ever made.

just-gay-thoughts

I’m gonna commit crimes

these usually dont get to me but i seriously want to run over whoever made this one with a car. fuck you fuck you fuck you. the james webb telescope did not do all shes done for us for you to call her a wallpaper generator. i hope you die.

#responses

Submarine sandwiches are named for their shape, not their ability to function under water.

fuck-you-showerthoughts

Holy shit sub is actually short for submarine. What the fuck.

shower-raccoon

I’m sorry but who is calling a sub a “spuckie”

im more curious about the "hero" thing

Mowing your lawn is an exclusively middle-class chore. Neither the poor nor the rich have to do it.

The poor still have to as long as they live in a house with a yard

#/sarcasm obviously #responses

dont you know? the Poors do not own Houses, for they are meager and underprivileged

It’s okay to tell someone they sound tired, but telling someone they look tired is risky.

just-broken-thoughts

“You look tired.”

No babe, I’m just not wearing make-up today.

how is telling someone you look tired risky??

just-broken-thoughts

“You look tired,” can be interpreted as: “Your bags under your eyes look horrible,” or: “You don’t look as good as you normally do.”

Depending on who you talk to, it might be interpreted as being rude.

well thats STUPID and DUMB........ weird social norms yet again have turned statements of concern into statements of insult >::-/

It’s okay to tell someone they sound tired, but telling someone they look tired is risky.

just-broken-thoughts

“You look tired.”

No babe, I’m just not wearing make-up today.

#responses #am i just too autistic

how is telling someone you look tired risky??

Seven is the only number under 10 that’s more than one syllable

fuck-you-showerthoughts

Haha this loser forgot about negative numbers

just-pineapple-responses

But magnitude wise it’s still correct

Wait let me count in dutch real quick… HA! FUCK YOU WE HAVE NINE TOO! (negen, said “nay-gen” except we have an actual g not a fucked up j. You’re probably better of saying “ken” or “hen”, you monolingual fucks)