Just here, getting through whatever this is

This is a 100% mobile blog.i post stuff cause it's so bad it's good or cause it's so good it's bad.

[aevios]

Having ADHD is so fun because sometimes youre looking for something that you use regularly and definitely put away in a smart and reasonable place and you have absolutely 0 hope of remembering where and finding it. And then other times ur like "hmm I need a some kind of small pointed object. I feel like i remember seeing a paperclip under the left couch cushion a month ago, i wonder if its still there" and it is

[aevios]

"wait but if u saw the paperclip why would u just leave it there?" its the adhd. Also if i had put it away then i wouldnt have been able to find it a month later when i needed it. So. Checkmate neurotypicals.

[oakenroots]

Problem is when the ADHD catalogue is out of date, when you go to check under the couch cushion for that paperclip and it ISNT there, sometimes your brain will just give you a montage of false memories of everywhere you've ever seen a paper clip, like this

[aniseandspearmint]

yeah yeah the paperclip montage, we've all seen it

[ommanyte]

how dull for you to live your life without any hills to die on, you, on your vast flat barren plains of compromise, acceptance, and accommodation, while I reign supreme over the lush, rolling highlands of stupid shit I have irrationally chosen to stake my entire identity on

[vetisntdead]

….as someone who was terrified of having their own opinion, this is truly inspiring

[xelbleedsglitter]

the hills are alive with all the fucks i give on select topics

[justmovingalong]

Hot take: chocolate chip pancakes should have a minimum three chocolate chips per bite ratio

It is unacceptable to eat chocolate chip pancakes and then have a bite that is just regular pancake.

[tomb-mold]

i like bloodborne

[tomb-mold]

I LIKE BLOODBORNE

[justmovingalong]

Same! Blood borne pathogens are so cool. It’s like guess what you wanna fuck around and do something getting blood into you then yeah guess what there are consequences you reckless scoundrel.

[justedthingsss]

[anneemay]

Americans feel nothing about joining the army for clown degrees because they see other countries and non-citizens as worthy sacrifices for their personal goal. Truly the most brainwashed group of people on earth.

[vynofiron]

Having a degree is a barrier to entry into the non-minimum-wage workforce in America. Yes the military is fucking awful but if you're a high schooler in poverty and the recruiter sidles up to you and says they'll pay for your college if you join up, that's really fucking tempting. It's also predatory as shit!

Yes the system is god-awful but your take misses out on so much context.

[anneemay]

Am I supposed to feel sorry for and empathize with these genocidal clowns? There are plenty more Americans willing to give up on college and to keep working below minimum wage rather than joining a killing machine organization.

You sound foolish

[killy-deactivated20241228]

It’s more honorable and ethical to simply take out some student loans and go into debt. Study a high-paying field and maybe you can even pay it off.

But what’s truly wild about these lib defenses of people who join the U.S. military is that they never, ever consider what a poor person in the global south would have to do to “escape poverty”—the option for, say, someone from the Philippines, for whom poverty often means living in a tiny frequently-flooded home with a multigenerational family, would be to work for a rich family in another country to send money back home, and probably get trafficked in doing so. If someone like that had the option to go to the U.S. and start killing USAmericans and bombing infrastructure here (or running support for people kill and bomb infrastructure), there wouldn’t be a shred of this sympathy coming from these burger-brained fools. If a sex worker from India had the option of getting a degree in computer science or some shit in exchange for bombing U.S. water filtration plants and causing a cholera outbreak here like the U.S. did in Iraq, these “ohhh but what about the poor poor veterans” shitheads pretending the U.S. military isn’t widely middle class would be singing a different tune. But as it is, they don’t care, they’ve never given any thought to the interiority of someone who isn’t Like Them. It’s okay for USians to participate in, say, creating utterly abhorrent conditions for Iraqi children because Americans are real and people in the global south are just cannon fodder for securing our class positions 🤪

[justmovingalong]

The military also likes to claim they teach you valuable skills you can take into the workforce. That’s not true. Yes you get highly trained but none of the stuff you’re trained on can be used in the actual workforce.

[justmovingalong]

Decided I can’t eat if I’m not productive.

I’m a completely unexpected turn of events I am now so hungry I am irritable.

[literaphobe]

one of the worst adhd things ever is wanting to trick yourself into doing tasks so you make up fake deadlines to give yourself a sense of pressure but then your adhd goes ‘is that a Real deadline with immediate consequences or a fake one to make our life more organized? :/‘ and then you go ‘it’s a fake one to make our life more organized 😔’ and then the task doesn’t get done

[justmovingalong]

Just wait until you get to the could I hypnotize this out of me?

[enjoloras-deactivated20220821]

So when a kid is laying on the floor in a shop screaming u get down to their level n say ohhh noooo darling don't do that pleaaaase that's naughty cmon get up be a good boy or girl. The kids gonna stop n get up lmao. U say if u don't get up right now I'm gonna give ya a whip on the arse..1...2...n I bet they'll get up.

No. You remove your child from the scene (because children are often reacting to overstimulation such as the grocery store is too loud, the room is too bright, there’s people they don’t know around, they’ve been there too long etc) and go somewhere quiet. You then sit with them as they cry, reassuring them that you are present, and once they have stopped crying you offer comfort and ask if they know what it is that they were so upset about. Then you calmly talk to them so they - and you - can understand and fix the problem that was the root of the tantrum.

Bad example;‘Why are you crying?’‘I’m hungry’‘Well we’re going home soon!’

Good example;‘Do you know why you were crying?’‘I’m hungry’ ‘We’re at the grocery store to get food. We only have three more aisles to go. We can count them down together. Then we’ll go home and we can eat.’

Children don’t understand ‘soon’; even for adults, ‘soon’ is a relative term. children understand things like ‘three aisles. Two. One. Now we’re going home!’

Children need communication, understanding and teaching. Not beating, intimidating or belittling.

Get therapy.

[morbidlyqueerious]

I’m always amazed by posts like this, because they get mad at the child for “deciding to cry” without once consider that the child has an internal mental state and is unhappy.  It just never occurs to make the child no longer unhappy, just to make the child shut up.

[headspace-hotel]

Don’t make me tap the sign *the sign says “To a baby, every mild discomfort is the worst thing they’ve ever experienced.”*

[justmovingalong]

Better option. Put cardboard box over child. Sit on cardboard box. Hope no one notice the screams are coming from the box.

[phantomrose96]

You know I gotta learn shitpost brevity. Most of my successful posts are like 3 paragraph essays, minimum. Fucking dissertations. Terrible note-to-word ratio. Inefficient. In this economy? In this economy? Unsustainable. Everyone else posting "blowing my balls up at the bomb factory" and getting 50,000 notes. Amazing ROI. They're the future and I'm on dial-up. The market's gonna out-compete me.

[lemonlegs4]

[my-darling-boy]

I was having writers block and so I took a break and soon enough it was 3 in the morning and I had impulsively sewn together a tiny mouse you’re welcome

[my-darling-boy]

For those of you who asked, I have made a sewing tutorial on how to make your very own Peaches the Mouse!

[my-darling-boy]

I see people reblogging this with “to buy” but this pattern is free??? Someone even asked me “why don’t you charge money for it, it took you forever to put the document together” and I said “Not a lot of people have money and if they have some fabric scraps and a couple of buttons lying around they can make themselves a little mouse friend for free and that might make them happy and that makes me happier than receiving money???” Make yourself a liddol creacher! Heals the Soul!

[zeelatunes]

thought of a really lame joke

[zeelatunes]

im glad people knew exactly what i was going for

[bellybuttonblue2]

[ms-cellanies]

MAKE THIS POST GO VIRAL, PLEASE.

[unpretty]

The Brooklyn Public Library is giving eCards to teens nationwide to challenge book bans.

Like we needed another reason to love libraries: with book bans ramping up in school systems around the country, the Brooklyn Public Library

Right now, and for a “limited time,” anyone in the United States between the age of 13 and 21 can apply for a free Brooklyn Public Library eCard, which gives access to 350,000 eBooks, 200,000 audiobooks, and online databases.

Teens who want to apply for the free eCard can send an email to [email protected] or a message to @bklynfuture on Instagram.

[dduane]

…Expect me to reblog this every time I see it.

[plumstreet]

I looooove going the speed limit. the people behind me sure don't tho

[plumstreet]

im going 45 in a 45 and the guy behind me's like i hope she never sees the gates of heaven

[justmovingalong]

Much better to go like 2 mph above the speed limit. So Whoever is behind sees you are speeding. Just not speeding enough.

[polskiebagno]

[theactualffuck]

slut era

[newtonpermetersquare]

So that’s basically how it went down

[tricornking]

I resent just how fucking accurate this shitpost is, congratulations OP, you effectively illustrated how Darwin’s Theory of Natural Selection became accepted by the wider public using a FUCKING MUPPETS MEME, here is your A+, get the hell out of my office