[charl0ttan]

not sure how much longer ill be able to handle things costing money

[fairycosmos]

being called an old soul when you were kid and knowing you just got diagnosed as a weird cunt

[catchymemes]

[depsidase]

[do-not-u-dare]

Stole this from somewhere but i think it’s appropriate

[justoothamlikethat]

It’s just me and my emotional support note book against the world.

[gardenstatetait]

be nice to him its his first day!! 🎉🎉🎉

[zmpl]

can you imagine what it will be like the day it finally happens. no one will be posting about anything else. category 10 posting event. if it happens because of someone else their gofundme page will reach over $500,000 within a day. #hopecore

[velvetys]

I plan on watching a movie at some point in the future

[walk-up-songs]

[one single bloodcurdling agonized scream] ok time to lock in

[ruinedchildhood]

[throathole]

I really love when cats use their front legs to hold something in place while they use their back legs to kick the absolute shit out of it

[throathole]

Destruction. Annihilation, even

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

My signature is worth negative 2 dollars and 82 cents.

[captaindibbzy]

[wordfather]

its okay dude im not becoming evil muhaha. sorry i mean haha. dont know what happened there muhaha. sorry i mean

[australiansanta]

u know when someone really annoying is talking and you can almost hear the XDDDDD in their voice

[quirkybrittany-blog]

what’s wrong with “xD”?

[australiansanta]

not now quirkybrittany

[animentality]

[dailycatsblog]

[countess-of-edessa]

i think we should stop calling them baby names so people remember they’re not just naming a baby but also a future twenty seven year old with a resume

[starry-night-on-the-impala]

that's why bella called her kid resume right away