memefucker extraordinaire

| Hannah | 26 | i dont even know anymore |

[haughtyraban]

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

[reijeantruther]

this is SO reijean

[dogpuppy]

[prayersforpigeons]

every response ratios the last. the organic synchronicities of nature are so beautiful...

[necromancelena]

If you went to a bar and the bartender was a mousegirl you could ask for a drink and she would balance it on her head and say "for you, it's on the mouse"

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

the crazy thing about this is that it took one single word to turn it horny. coulda been a normal cute post. coulda taken the high road & conjured a delightful image of a mouse scampering down the bar with a beer ten times its size balanced on its head. but you had to say "mousegirl" and not "mouse." don't pretend this isn't what's going on either i know the score i know what's up. i'm familiar with this sort of semantic trick. you want to fuck down on an anime girl with certain characteristics of a rodent and everyone's gotta know.

[basileater]

>10 hours ago

>deactivated

[agave]

[fuck-philip-banks]

in retrospect it's even crazier that the reason "girl" set this guy off was because it tangentially invoked the specter of the japanese

[crystalinedaydreams]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[thoodleoo]

the joy of working with middle school aged children is that, regardless of how long you've been doing it, they will always find novel ways to annoy and confuse you, which is okay because that's the natural state of the middle school aged child. anyway suffice it to say that for the past three weeks of school my 6th grade class has been greeting me at my door by lining up outside of it, playing the national anthem, and saluting me as i walk in.

[jouster-ari]

What they're doing to you:

[anonyymoose]

piece of media you feel crazy about at formative age is truly like the hotel california. you can check out but you can never leave

[sodiumvaporss]

i do have to say that no matter how shitty any sort of media is or how shitty your own creations are. always remember

[hungwy]

Shitting by phonelight rn

[supergameboytwo]

Persona 6 dancing game title leaked

[puyopuyo]

[grawly]

[sixty-silver-wishes]

I love it when headlines get cut off

[jazzy-mint-219]

[the-big-mood]

[ruinedchildhood]

[cryptvokeeper]

if we stay very still maybe they wont notice

[ostolero]

young old person tip for you all. go get some photos printed (pauses so someone can say bogos binted) and fill out a physical album

[sayaratyriea]

and annotate them with who is in the photos and when and where the photos were taken!!! your extended family 50 years from now will be grateful, and so will you if you end up forgetting any details

[mortimermcmirestinks]

(sprints into room late, looking harried and frantic as fuck) bogos binted. did I miss it

[decamarks]

AFTER NEARLY 19 YEARS OF THIS STUPID WEBSITE

[blowery]

also, on web, we just launched an advanced search dialog that should help folks use all the new operators we added.

[midiport]

is he trying to beam the video into my brain through the thumbnail

[midiport]

leave my font alone. i like it sloppy

[gar-wafflez]

[spacehippieface]

Something something something crimes that are objectively hilarious

[riflebrass]

God forbid women do anything.

[castielcommunism]

dean is horrible at lying but excellent at doing bits

[castielcommunism]

if someone asks him to play a hapless drunk in a bar to lure out a monster, he’ll give an oscar winning performance with zero prep time. if someone asks him why he’s trying to break into a graveyard he’ll say some bullshit like “I lost my guinea pig in there”

[dogpuppy]