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Is Russia even real
I think it is necessary for me to transcribe what sheâs saying because it is EXACTLY how I babytalk to my cat:
âOh Stepa! So little â little Stepa! My little kiss, whereâs my little kiss?? Where are my little fingers? Where are my little legs? Where are my little paws? Stepa!â *shakes his paw* âSay hello! Hello my little one! Hello!â *lies down on him* âOh how nice, how warm. Good boyâŠâ
to be clear, this bear is named the russian equivalent of âsteveâ
Everywhere I go
5 Training Requirements for New Astronauts
After evaluating a record number of applications, we will introduce our newest class of astronaut candidates on June 7!
Upon reporting to duty at our Johnson Space Center in Houston, the new astronaut candidates will complete two years of training before they are eligible to be assigned to a mission.Â
Here are the five training criteria they must check off to graduate from astronaut candidate to astronaut:
1. T-38 Jets
Astronauts have been training in T-38 jets for more than 35 years because the sleek, white jets require crew members to think quickly in dynamic situations and to make decisions that have real consequences. This type of mental experience is critical to preparing for the rigors of spaceflight. To check off this training criteria, astronaut candidates must be able to safely operate in the T-38 as either a pilot or back seater.
2. International Space Station Systems
We are currently flying astronauts to the International Space Station every few months. Astronauts aboard the space station are conducting experiments benefitting humanity on Earth and teaching us how to live longer in space. Astronaut candidates learn to operate and maintain the complex systems aboard the space station as part of their basic training.
3. Spacewalks
Spacewalks are the hardest thing, physically and mentally, that astronauts do. Astronaut candidates must demonstrate the skills to complete complex spacewalks in our Neutral Buoyancy Laboratory (giant pool used to simulate weightlessness). Â In order to do so, they will train on the life support systems within the spacesuit, how to handle emergency situations that can arise and how to work effectively as a team to repair the many critical systems aboard the International Space Station to keep it functioning as our science laboratory in space. Â
4. Robotics
Astronaut candidates learn the coordinate systems, terminology and how to operate the space stationâs robotic arm. They train in Canada for a two week session where they develop more complex robotics skills including capturing visiting cargo vehicles with the arm. The arm, built by the Canadian Space Agency, is capable of handling large cargo and hardware, and helped build the entire space station. It has latches on either end, allowing it to be moved by both flight controllers on the ground and astronauts in space to various parts of the station.
5. Russian Language
The official languages of the International Space Station are English and Russian, and all crewmembers â regardless of what country they come from â are required to know both. NASA astronauts train with their Russian crew mates and launch on the Russian Soyuz vehicle, so it makes sense that they should be able to speak Russian. Astronaut candidates start learning the language at the beginning of their training. They train on this skill every week, as their schedule allows, to keep in practice.
Now, they are ready for their astronaut pin!
After completing this general training, the new astronaut candidates could be assigned to missions performing research on the International Space Station, launching from American soil on spacecraft built by commercial companies, and launching on deep space missions on our new Orion spacecraft and Space Launch System rocket.
Watch the Astronaut Announcement LIVE!
We will introduce our new astronaut candidates at 2 p.m. EDT Wednesday, June 7, from our Johnson Space Center in Houston.Â
Watch live online at nasa.gov/live or on NASAâs Facebook Page.Â
Make sure to follow us on Tumblr for your regular dose of space: http://nasa.tumblr.com
me: well things are bad. what should we do
brain: the death
me: we've been over this. we can't just die every time something goes remotely wrong
brain, louder, and more insistently: The Death
i hate that my first reaction to stress is always Time To Dieâą like ok calm down edgelord
This damn thread!
Preach!Â
I remained too much inside my head and ended up losing my mind.
Edgar Allan Poe (via wordsnquotes)
this is iconic
this is from spy kids
Olen töissĂ€ secondhand -liikkeessĂ€ ja ylempÀÀn keskiluokkaan kuuluvat rouvasasiakkaat eivĂ€t pidĂ€ meidĂ€n maksullisista muovikasseistamme (koska niissĂ€ on firman logo) ja kyselevĂ€t aina âeikö teillĂ€ ole mitÀÀn kĂ€ytettyĂ€ pussia? Jotain Stockaa tai muuta?â Ei, meillĂ€ ei ole niitĂ€ koska me myymme niitĂ€ meidĂ€n omia kasseja. Kuka ostaisi maksullisen muovipussin jos ilmaisia on tarjolla? No, anyway. ErĂ€s rouva tulee kassalle ja maksaa ostoksensa (10,30âŹ) ja kysyn, haluaako rouva ostaa muovikassia. Rouva kieltĂ€ytyy ja tahtoo ilmaisen Stockan kassin. TĂ€mĂ€ rouva on kahdeksas ihminen tĂ€nÀÀn joka haluaa muuta kuin meidĂ€n logokassin ja mulla kiehuu yli. Otan meidĂ€n muovikassin, vihreĂ€n tussin ja levitĂ€n kassin pöydĂ€lle. VedĂ€n viivan meidĂ€n logomme yli ja kirjoitan alle âstockmannâ. Rouva katsoo ensin kassia, sitten minua, sitten kassia ja Ă€nkyttÀÀ ettei se noin oikein kĂ€y. Ilmoitan tĂ€mĂ€n olevan meidĂ€n ainoa ilmainen stockakassimme, jolloin rouva lappaa ostoksensa kainaloonsa ja poistuu puhisten myymĂ€lĂ€stĂ€. Kassalle jonottanut nuori mies nauraa kippurassa ja pyytÀÀ saada kyseisen muovikassin ostoksilleen. Rouva kĂ€y meillĂ€ edelleen ja kantaa nykyÀÀn omia muovikasseja mukanaan.
well this social situation isnât going the way i acted it out in the shower
If men stopped workingâŠthe world would continue on.
If women stopped working, then things would get ugly.
What?
there has been an instance where this happened. it was 1975 and icelandic women decided not to work for one day. working as in cooking, cleaning, taking care of the children, doing chores and so on, not only ânot showing up to your workplaceâ. women did nothing that day, except showing up in reykjavik and protesting for gender equality, equal pay and equal representation in parliament, you know, cool stuff. you know what happened? havoc. men were left with food to cook and children they never took care of to pick up from kindergarden and entertain for the day. they went en masse to the food shops buying sausages because they could cook nothing else, they had to bond with children they never spent more than a couple hours a day with. they struggled combining their work day and the domestic tasks they had to sort out. and this just for one day. iceland in 1975 stopped working and things indeed got ugly. so ugly that women in the following decades became woke AF and soon it happened that women became president, took half of the seats in parliament and achieved one of the best living environments in the world. is your astonishment solved now?
Hereâs an article on it
Very true.
people who are like âyeah, but iâm sure the same thing would happen if men left the workforce!!!â not really tho bc look at WWII??
^
Literally what happens then is women say âOk fine weâll do that tooâ and do it.Â
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