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[thethirdromana]

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

[justsumguy03]

As an American Protestant I can say that Protestant guilt is real, and is very distinct from catholic guilt, and is a fun sort of new quirky trauma to give your blorbos if you so desire. The only problem is that it is inherently not as cool and aesthetic as Catholicism. Which is a shame.

[asexual-will]

I will asexual-ify any character I want, I will asexualize characters in ways you've never seen before. I Do Not Care. Your fav is a virgin now. They are unfuckable

[justsumguy03]

This is legit my favorite form of head cannon. I WILL take your tumbler sexy man and make them ace. And I will take your conventionally attractive character and make them ace. Like Zuko, he’s so ace to me. Ford Pines? You think an allo would fall for the evil mind of a triangle?! Steve Rogers, bro thought fondue was a euphemism and was grossed out by it! Leon MF Kennedy?? Why not? BloodyMary, Grace and Simon are aroace now and madly platonically in love in their qpr. I get so annoyed that allonormativity is the default of fandom and head cannon and shipping, that it gives me a little bit of ace joy to be like: yes your fav is ace now!

[surkeart]

be free!!

[cilantrhoes]

[itsbeeugaymers]

can I reblog for both?

[six-sox]

I’m reblogging for both

[infimace-blog]

dead wife montage but it's a henchman reminiscing about da boss after he got put six feet under. picking flowers before hiding the bodies, wiping cocaine from your nose after a big night, that long drive down the beach to find the bookie who squealed. where did the days go

[justsumguy03]

Agent Stone from the Sonic movie universe.

[lizzienoodles]

guy who's having gauzy idealized wife flashbacks for the whole adventure but it turns out she isn't dead or anything he just really misses her and wants to get home

[justsumguy03]

Odysseus of Ithaca

[your-neighbourhood-antisocial]

[justsumguy03]

Carabiner code but it’s for asexuals and it’s to show if they’re a big spoon or little spoon when cuddling.

[beanswithbones]

Girls don't want more big name studio super hero movies. Girls want indie movies on a 3mil budget where a YouTuber puts himself in a big box that shakes him around and gets a double eye infection from a record breaking amount of fake blood.

[justsumguy03]

Simon Convict Iron Lung really do be the typa guy to think that government secrets are hidden behind the password “Password1.” What a guy.

Tbf, with some certain modern governments in the real world and their inability to properly redact things… maybe it’s more realistic than you would think. Maybe Simon was on to something.

[lolbatz]

Tfw you witness cosmic horrors beyond your comprehension

[gem-st4r]

so anyway yeah iron lung movie was very good

[sabrebash]

Mad.

[justsumguy03]

Me and my roommate frfr

[henstomper]

imposter syndrome is so funny like fuuuuck i hope nobody finds out im tricking people into thinking im competent by knowing things and doing them

[deceasedcardinal]

[blupeeblep]

Like to charge, reblog to cast

[justsumguy03]

Please

[purr-in-ink]

[justsumguy03]

Grandparents staying over for Christmas. I go into the kitchen to see my granddad there and he asks, “Did you have sweet dreams? Did you dream about a boy back at school?”

Bruh…. WHY WOULD ANY SWEET DREAM INVOLVE A MAN???

Granted, he doesn’t know that I’m one of the acest asexuals to ever asexual. But like, all the guys at school are like my annoying little cousins. Like, yeah, I don’t wish anything bad for you, but you’re also kind of gross and annoying. But we’re cousins so I care about you, but dating you would be disgusting.