Just Two Things

Nerd pandering at its finest! Just Two Things is a collection of the worst mashups the Internet has spawned; whether it be Super Mario/Metal Gear Solid or My Little Pony/Strangers Things you're sure to find the worst of the worst here.

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If this blog has every brought you any entertainment, I would love for you to reblog this and share it around!

Please and thank you!

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WE'RE BACK, BABY

Tumblr let's me post from my inbox again!

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WE'RE NOT BACK

TUMBLR WON'T LET ME POST FROM MY INBOX AGAIN

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just stopping by to say i hope you are doing well and that the world is being kind to you. 💕

I don't know how long ago this message was from but thank you!

I'm constantly posting on Twitter if anyone is interested in that sort of thing https://twitter.com/TheBlackNerd

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WE'RE BACK, BABY

Tumblr let's me post from my inbox again!

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I just wanna see if Tumblr let’s me do an upload at all

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HELLO

I know it's been quite sometime since I updated this nightmare palace, there's two reasons

1. I was waiting for submissions to pile up and honestly just forgot

2. Tumblr is refusing to let me post from my inbox. Every time I try to, I get a "We're sorry, there was an error processing your post" and I've tried to post from different browsers and nothing works so I can't do the thing the blog is supposed to do!

anyway

if you want to keep up with me, I'm still on Twitter https://twitter.com/TheBlackNerd

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love fly by night comic companies that create public domain character mashup schlock to get nerds to go WHOA THATS SO EPIC LOL so they can shift a few copies before fading off into the ether, usually while underpaying the artists (if they don’t stiff them outright)

Terence note: This looks like a present a distant relative would give a child who likes comic books but doesn’t know anything beyond that

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https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/malzpalz/promised-nevercorgi-pins

this cross over DOESN’T EVEN MAKE SENSE

Terence note: This is worse than season 2! (i haven’t watched the show but i know that a lot of people were disappointed by the second season, please do not yell at me)

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https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/gillesbone/nya-nya-neko-hard-enamel-pins-princess-edition

kept close to the canon with that same face syndrome

Terence note: this is very early 2010′s with the “What if Disney Princesses were ______” but combined with the now of everything has to be an enamel pin

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https://www.pngegg.com/en/png-zymkt

fun fact: if you do a reverse image search on this, you get results for “holy family catholic church”

Terence note: this is actually not a Phineas and Ferb/Teen Titans mashup, it's actually depicting the book of Revelations as pictured in a church in Rome

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I stumbled across many awful designs so I just picked the one with the most crap on it

https://www.theshirtlist.com/galaxyrats-t-shirt/

Terence note: I thought this was just a Guardians of the Galaxy mashup because I just saw Groot first but then I looked at the rest of the shirt and got angrier

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Tumblr won't let me post stuff from my inbox

I don't know what the issue is but I'm trying to empty it out and get this blog back on track

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spotted in the wild at target of all places. there's not even a good pun that goes along with it.

also RIP bedtime bear i guess.

Terence note: why do these Care Bears look like knockoffs and why is the picture printed on the shirt such a poor quality

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sorry I haven’t update in a while, I have been what you call “extremely depressed” 

there’s some submissions in my inbox that’ll I’ll get to though 

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https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/seifukudreams/pokemon-x-my-hero-academia-pins

people need to stop treating pikachu as a dress up doll

Terence note: I was looking at Demon Slayer figures a month ago and there was a bunch of Pikachu mashup figures and it’s okay to just like the things as they are without the mashup

The mashup makes no sense

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https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1116727935/pikachu-series-hard-enamel-pins-125-inches

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