[pxchinko]

a grave

[maninderb]

[troymanofficial]

I miss NBA Street Vol.2

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[purewhiteloversbizarrejelly]

[steveogers]

three internet trends i will (regrettably) probably never grow out of:

• typing in a cresCENDO TO EXPRESS EXCITEMENT • …………..unnecessarily……. long……….. ellipsis’ • puttinfh a typo in eveyr other word to shwo u dont really give a fukc but u actually do

[satorugojjo]

also unnecessary!!!! punctuation marks??????? like…… ??? what is going on here????? i!! am!!! so!!! excited!!!!

[fihli]

and™ totally™ unneeded™ trademark symbols™

[strangehorse]

personally I enjoy Random Capitalisation to show things are Very Important

[eearth-deactivated20180601]

can we also talk about starting a sentence and then kind of just 

[studyandlush]

stating something reblog if you agree

[watermellens]

dude this isn’t even a collection of memes, this is a demonstration of internet grammar… anyone who says that when you type and communicate on the internet you lose too much inflection to get the real meaning just doesn’t understand internet syntax. the evolution of language in action.

[brain3at3r]

the Rosetta Stone of the twenty first century

[cosyhowell-deactivated20180822]

Also :) doing :) this :) to express :) bottled :) pain :)

[throwlamp]

or,,,,,using commas,,,,,, for elipsis’ ,,,, bc,,, it sounds better,,, in your head,,,, than periods,,,,,,,

[charlieism]

pu t ting sp a ces in your wor ds at r and om time s because w hat the fu ck

[honey-stick]

Is it just me, or did anyone else read all of these with different tones of voice, volume, and inflection?

[popcorn-fox]

Don’t forget the B I G S P A C E S F O R E M P H A S I S

[josephwebb]

Breakfast #joewebb #collage #breakfast #sea

[insane---world]

[wnq-writers]

He wanted to read her. Yes, her cover was lovely; her body alone would suffice for many men. But him? He wanted to open her mind and pore over every chapter. He knew that souls weren’t meant to be skimmed.

Maxwell Diawuoh, Skimmed (via wnq-writers)

[comradeclodius]

if you’re ever feeling down, here is baby groot dancing :)

[kuwabaraaa-deactivated20161024]

[jeromeof]

[prinsomnia]

[lovelustquotes]

[beautyandthepriest-deactivated2]

concept: instead of hedwig, Harry goes into the pet store and this little snake in the back of the store talks to him, obviously gets his attention more than the other animals, and harry feels sorry for it so he takes it home. Then the snake helps Harry throughout his years at hogwarts as harry carries it wrapped around his hand all like “pssssst, haaarryyy, the dark lord isss coming sss” or just petty shit like “haaaarrryy, now is the time, assskkk out cho chaaannngg”

[hogwartsaheadcanon]

The snake getting really agitated in second year and Harry like ‘Aw, what’s wrong little friend?’

And snake’s like ‘Nah don’t worry it’s cool, it’s just that big fuck-off snake in the pipes that keeps making you think you’re hearing things—it’s like, ten thousand foot long, and I’m a corn snake, so you know. Bit intimidating.’

[lsleofskye]

Sylteosen Juni 2016

[notnegan-blog-deactivated202304]

Why Dutch shouldn't be translated to English.

A few Dutch sayings in English;

It rains steel pipes.

I fell with the door in the house.

There is nothing on the hand.

I shall let them smell a poopy.

I’m keeping you in the holes.

I don’t trust you for a meter.

It shall me a sausage be.

It’s dick black outside.

Unfortunately peanutbutter.

To participate for bacon and beans.

There is not a ball on the tv.

It walks in the soup.

Falling through the basket.

This time, I can see it through the fingers.

[language2go-deactivated20170926]

Let me just add some personal favourites;

I have a dark brown suspicion That sits quite mustache Oh, on that bike You can go on the pot It can’t matter to me an ass If you like sausage Am I standing here for Jan dick, or so?

[mikeseriously]

[larimii]

♡ 10 Colorful Days by Hanakumamii ♡

Day 02 ϟ Blond haired Character

Olivier Mira Armstrong「 (オリヴィエ・ミラ・アームストロング 」 FMAB