sorry for the mess

Erin, He/Him

[xenosagaepisodeone]

[theanartist]

Generous of them to imagine people think on here

[victorious-hypersnakes]

I always pictured it as more of a hamster cage

[rezindian-deactivated20210804]

my anatomy used to be so good. what happened to me

[rezindian-deactivated20210804]

could be. you would never know.

[nova-loves-cats]

Concept: A gender reveal party but AFTER the kid is born.

Like when the kid is 6 or 12 or 18 or 24. When the kid has decided what their gender is or isn’t.

[profmeowmers]

[glyndarling]

This is so fucking beautiful that I have no words.

[mintyliciousbjd]

I will always reblog this.

[sandersgrey]

“Tidy your room’ dmkzmsksmdksm

[rosewarmth-deactivated20201202]

wow come for my neck like that

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[gluten-free-pussy]

I wonder what she’s got in there

[mewpercat]

I take my art practice very seriously y’all

[the-witches-glossary]

This is a form of divination, you know.

[audarcy]

[ruthwilson]

[novis-canis-deactivated20200504]

Once again its 3am and this washing machine wizard haunts me

[xxtc-96xx]

My parents continuously tell me that my generation’s humour makes no sense and I still refuse to ever explain it to them

[kallypsowrites]

why does this have me in tears????

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

We all have that one class that triggers our fight or flight response

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

If you’re gay it’s probably PE

[defending-harmony]

If you’re trans, it’s probably also PE

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

[chuckling-chemist]

allow me to make a refined version

(initially it said “hating PE but I rectified it to be more fitting)

[dearscience-blog]

[robotatertot]

It’s that time of year again

[robotatertot]

[illufinch]

finches

patreon | twitter

[redlipstickresurrected]

Tanya Shatseva aka Таня Шацева (Russian, b. 1990, based Saint Petersburg, Russia)F - Blissful Blue, Paintings: Acryla Gouache on Wood

[nube-1-deactivated20210117]

[northofcorpis]

That fuckin smile at the end

[bettsplendens]

To the worried person in the comments: 

No, a hummingbird’s heart will not stop if it stops moving. You’re possibly thinking of Spoink, which is a Pokemon that supposedly powers its heart by bouncing, and as such can’t stop moving. Hummingbirds don’t sit often because they’re busy looking for food, but they can and do sit. The females sit on eggs in nests, after all, and they do have to sleep. 

[sindri42]

Fun fact: the leg muscles of a hummingbird are so stripped down to save on weight that they cannot walk. They can step sideways along a branch or other perch, but they cannot go forward without taking flight.

However they absolutely do stop moving. In fact, hummingbirds hibernate! Overnight. Instead of sleeping. Because if they tried to sleep like a normal animal their hyperactive metabolism would mean that they starve to death before breakfast.

Unrelated fun fact: the primary Aztec god of war would take on the form of a hummingbird, and the souls of the bravest warriors were said to turn into hummingbirds in order to join him after death, presumably because every hummingbird is approximately four grams of pure concentrated asskicking which fears no man nor beast and will gladly throw down with somebody seventeen thousand times their size if offended.

[ubercharge]

this is a really cool post and i love seeing such a small bird but reading “No, a hummingbird’s heart will not stop if it stops moving. You’re possibly thinking of Spoink” killed me 

[depsidase]

[c-a-t-z-z]

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[pomrania]

I know I’ve seen one of these pictures before, but I hadn’t known there were THIS MANY pictures of this adorable cat, with rubber duckies!

[iamnotadamnedmonkey]

Hey @blaruu thanks for hanging out with me and my minions…

[blaruu]

Np….

[reckonable]

credit: x / o